SuperTacticalDerp

The Sandy Rose Saloon

"I ain't her hostage Miss," Johnny butted in. "If anything she should be grateful that I didn't just shoot her down. No, I ain't no one's hostage and no one is claiming no bounty on me neither. Y'all look like a bunch of lunatics when a number finally hit my name! Good to know Sand Flats is renowned for it's populace of assholes and whores!"

He looked that the sheriff with red eyes burning in anger and defeat. He wanted her to know that he wasn't fucking around anymore. People were going to die horrible bloody deaths in this town, and he wanted his eyes to say it all. With a foul spit aimed in the dirt and dust, Johnny held his arms out together so that the sheriff could handcuff him. "So," he growled, "are you going to arrest me or not Miss Sheriff?"

Super Zeros and Stupor Villians: A Comedic Superhero RP!

T.V. Hut! Home of Home-style Scrambled Circuit Boards and Headlight Fluid! Buy two computer monitors and get a pancake for free!

Light of the Guardians (Destiny Roleplay)

Interested! I'm absolutely addicted to this game.

Super Zeros and Stupor Villians: A Comedic Superhero RP!

Archie was beyond confused as a home-made shuriken bounced off the side of his helmet, knocking him over into a rack of used cellphones and bacon. The girl who had thrown said weapon looked completely insane, beyond the 21st Century weirdness he had just gotten accustomed too. She looked like someone ate raw sushi and ramen for a week and puked Japan all over the place!

"Who the hell are you, why the hell are you here, and what the fuck is a 'baka'?," Archie demanded as he regained his balance and got back up to his feet. The thought of outright tasing this little girl grew in his mind, but hurting minors was still kind of a no-no at this stage. Decides, the voltage-to-amps ratio on his weapon would probably kill her. Instead, he simply prepared himself for the girl to throw another weird thing at him, knowing that his suit practically made him invincible!

Super Zeros and Stupor Villians: A Comedic Superhero RP!

@Haru Nyan I was really confused why you thought the electronic store was a diner until I reread my post and found that "corner" had autocorreted to "diner". Sorry!

EDIT: So my mistake has now created an abomination of Diner and Electronic Store, an unholy beast of burden and breakfast! "T.V. Hut, we'll serve you eggs with a side of copper wire!" XD

The Sandy Rose Saloon

i feel like i should start handing out t-shirts

'i survived the sandy rose saloon'

@hoppiholla391

Why hand them out when you can sell them for exorbitant prices?!

The Sandy Rose Saloon

Johnny looked over to the loud mouthed stranger, a man who wore his wealth more then his own clothes. He chewed his tongue, contemplating his next move. This was a hick town in the middle of nowhere. Only barren wastes and infertile lands were between this shithole town and the next. He's be surprised if the U.S. government knew of it's existence.

Begrudgingly, Johnny practically threw his gun at Rose. Rage still fueled his senses, but he was good at one thing, surviving.

"You hold onto that Miss," Johnny sneered. "I'll need it back when I come back for your head." He turned, holding his arms up into the air. "I goddamn surrender. Take me to the fucking sherif or get the fuck out of my way."

The Sandy Rose Saloon

"Shit, shit, shit!" Johnny shouted as his saddle was sliced by a thrown knife, resulting in him sliding on his steed as it charge out of town. Damn beast was never that loyal. Johnny dropped with a hard thud, finding no cushion in the dusty streets as he fell on his back. He moaned in pain for a second, the drinks getting in the better for him.

Slowly, he got up. His eyes were bloodshot and his face was scorching red with anger. The man clutched his revolver with furious hands, raising it at Rose.

"This how you treat your high paying customers you utter bitch!," Johnny roared. "Well I can rightly tell you one thing. After I blow your fucking brains out in front of these bumpkin fucks, I'm going to burn your goddamn saloon to the fucking ground!"

The Menace of the Slysari

Still here also! Just waiting for things to happen.

The Sandy Rose Saloon

@AtomicNut it would be interesting if Santos hired Rat to basically do his dirty work.