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"It's Maxx 'C'. " She said, drawing two cards while her opponent was blabbering. "If you destroy my "C" with Smashing Ground, I get to add another one f-from my deck to my hand, which i've discarded to chain onto the activation of Ra's Disciple." There was a moment of silence before she caught on. "You mean my name? It's erm, Aya. Originally turkish, but in moonspeak, it's spelt with the kanji for Logic, which i've always thought was kind of a misnomer? I mean, there's totally a thing i do, but it's n-n-not... I'm babbling. My turn, right? Draw!" Her hand was noticably heavy as she added the newest card to it. Seven card; five minus one for the Retaliating but plus 2 for the Maxx. Maxxes? Maxxen? Whatever. Definately more then enough to start swinging her weight around. Shame he hadn't left her a couple of traps to pop, but still. She walked forwards, into the field of illusions.

"Okay, so first off, i activate the field spell Kyoutow waterfront. Next i'll play Terraforming, allowing me to add another Kyoutow to my hand." Somewhere outside the building, the view of the school was replaced, as smoothly and efficiently as the finest of Solid Vision would allow, with a bustling and pristine metropolis. It had a skyline and everything. "As Terraforming hits the Graveyard, Kyoutow's effect activated, giving it a Kaiju counter-" A building sparkled into view, all shiny chrome and brass, with the words "TERRAFORMING RESEARCH SOCIETY" written in brass over the doors. That was a particularly neat touch, she had to admit. She chuckled a little every time she saw it go off. She stepped around her opponent's Royal Guard, and finally faced him off directly.

"This is yours." she said, slapping a card onto his field.

Somewhere behind her, Royal guard died. It happened very fast and very sudden, but the ceiling had caved in, and a man-sized block of masonry dropped from the ceiling and crushed him whole. The earth shook. Solid vision with mass had really come a long way since the primitive holograms of yesteryear, and the disks strained with the effort of having to render all of it in real time. Finally, off somewhere in the distance of Kyotow city, it appeared. It's mere presence darkened the sky to a sickly red. It sniffed the air, and roared a deep, draconic roar.

"And don't you bend the cardboard or anything, mister." Said Aya, waggling a finger to her opponent. "That Dogoran's a secret rare! Oh, and Kyoutow gets another counter with Royal Guard hitting the graveyard." Next to the building, a small statue was raised, the spitting image of the now deceased Royal Guard, with a tiny little plaque under it that read "In Memoriam of those who tragically lost their lives - RA'S ROYAL GUARD". It would have been sweet if it wasn't being raised amidst so much death and destruction that the Kaiju left in it's wake.

"And i bet you're thinking that it's okay to lose your guard to get such a powerful monster in exchange, right? Even if you lost that big strong Guard who hit me for like 2200 last turn, at least now you can get your revenge. Well, i'm afraid you're wrong about that." She played a card face up on her side of the field. It appeared from the sky, twisting the clouds apart in its wake. It seemed to glow like the sun, preventing anyone from really getting a good look at it. Geometrical shapes, maybe. And mouths. Teeth, certainly. It let out a roar of its own, higher pitched, keening, that set Aya's teeth on edge.

"When you control a Kaiju, i can summon an equally strong Kaiju onto my side of the field for free. So Say hi to Jiz- erm, Jazz- Big dragon sun thingy!" She cursed a little, getting the name wrong. It never sat right in her mouth, that name. She shouldn't have acted all smug and proud of herself just for playing four cards reasonably well. "And if you've got no objections, we'll move straight into seeing which one of them is the strongest, okay?"

Eh. I wouldn't say it's flat-out illegal. Just add something to the effect of "This card can be used with Ra's Disciple for the synchro summon of a "Ra's" synchro monster" and everything would be alright.

You know what would be cool, thinking about it? A set of cards that are all easy to bring out with each others effects with some mild lockdown, but all had the same name. Like the early Harpie ladies, so you'd have to pick and choose what effects you want to keep while you're building any deck with them in it. Make it engine-themed and you'd get a pun out of it, too.
Ra's Disciple is a LIGHT fairy with 1100ATK and 600DEF. The very last line of it's effect states "You cannot Special Summon monsters, except by the effect of 'Ra's Disciple'.". A quick trip to the wiki confirms that this is a continuous effect, and so is active all the time that Ra's Disciple is. He has three of them out on the field when he Synchs for Royal Guard.

Cause otherwise you'd see that card everywhere in R4nk or Frog Driver Decks, given that drawing into one means having the three of them out immediately.
Hey, @KOgaming, how can you synchro summon with a card that prevents you from special summoning at all while it's on the field?

Is that an effect of the whole "Ra's" archetype, or is it something special to the synchro, or what? Same goes for the whole tributing two monster that literally can't be tributed for effect burns thing.
"I do, actually. Activating the monster card called Retaliating "C" from my H-hand, I can special summon it to my side of the field, like so. And since it's summoned by it's own effect, any card you send to the graveyard is banished. Like that One-for-One spell you've just played, but unfortunately not the Pharaonic Servent, erm, because of timing issues."

Her voice cracked and faltered. Anywhere else, she would have been raving about her "C", how great a macro cosmos that can be activated from the hand was, or how cool and tactical it was to have monsters out on the field already making her plays before her turn even came up. Or even how cool it looked in solid vision, running up the leg of a desk and hiding in the shadows underneath. This guy was still creeping her out, and she was obviously rambling. Concentrate, Tsukasa. Concentrate!

"So, what're you summoning?"
Yeah, that's my mistake. This edit should clear things up.
I dunno if this guy was meant to be scary or silly, so i'm trying to go for both. Tell me if it works, kthx.
Aya's ears perked up, as she heard the voice. It was deep, and seemed to spit out cobwebs and intruige and to chew up fedora-toting adventurers with whips with every crushed consonant sound. It also seemed to be coming from behind her. Whatever pair of lungs this mystery man had on him, they were powerful enough to resonate through several inches of brick and mortar. She stood and turned, trying to signal to the whitehead, who was nowhere in sight. She was alone, next to a brick wall who was apparently trying to recruit her to a sun cult or something, she wasn't sure. Two options presented to her. She could run, get an adult, try and get this wierdo with the booming voice thrown out of campus, or she could stand her ground and fight.

Well, okay, they weren't really two options. Any duelist worth their deck would have stayed.

She clicked the big grey "accept" button on her duel disk, feeding her Kaijus into the machine's autoshuffler and drawing out five cards. She fanned her hand out, and tucked it back into the palm of her fist, hiding the size of her hand. Would have probably been a dick move to her opponent if he could see any of that. Or, y'know, wasn't a featureless expanse of brick wall the size of a school building. Or inside it, whatever. "Erm..." she began, feeling a little bit silly at addressing the wall this way. "You can go first, if that's alright. S-Stay where you are, i'll come find you in a bit, okay?" Aya turned, walking round to the door into the empty building.

Empty classrooms are real freaky places without people inside, aren't they? When there's people around, lockers and desks and chairs don't seem so frightening as when the light is shining all orange and mauve, when a single breeze sets the locker doors all clicking and clacking like a set of maracas during the day of the dead, when every wall is painted with upside down shadows of big metal spiders cast by each and every chair upturned onto the desks. Aya had once heard that that was done to clean under them, but she secretly suspected it was there to frighten lockpickers. Especially when it was the only empty class in a building full of people, and every so often you'd hear a table squeak or a muffled, tinny voice rattling through the walls.

No voice carried as well as the stranger's did, however. He stood in the middle of an abandoned classroom, all neat precision and geometric rows and him, with his robes and his tanned skin and his scary falcon mask that cast odd shadows everywhere the light hit it. Gulp. He'd just hit his standby phase as Aya found him, pushing aside the classroom door like she didn't belong. She'd barely had a chance to glance at her hand. She only had one hand trap, and she kept it right at the forefront of her hand as her opponent went about his play. Retaliating "C". An unusual choice, but it served it's purpose for her. With any luck it would serve it's purpose now. She waited with baited breath, trying to guess his deck.

Somebody who didn't need to have his charsheet edited after the fact?

How very interesting, i wonder if that's a sign of things to come
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