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In Avan-Sol 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Fourty-Eight. Unopened. Messages. First. New. Message.
[Hey, I’m coming home early tonight! Woo-hoo, right honey? Hahaha, I love you sweetheart… and your sister loves you too… I know things are a little different since you quit being Drizzy X—but we’re a family now. A real family--]

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[Helen? This is your mom. I’m in a meeting right now, but I just wanted to say that I really appreciate you helping me take care of Abby. How about some drinks when I get off? Whadd’ya say about a girl’s night out, huh?]

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[Taco night!!! Helen, it's Abby! Will you pick up the Guac on the way home? Oh by the way, your boyfriends are here-O.EMM.GEE. Can I can one of them to prom? Hurry and get your butt over here before mom get's home or she's going to kill you! ]

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[Abby skipped class again, I need you to pick her up from detention—the High school right next to---]

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[I just missed your call, I’m sorry—look I don’t want any of those type of things in the house with your sister around. I've accepted that you have a different way of seeing things; you're a real progressive thinker just like I was-- but these boys are a bad influence on Abby.]

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[I noticed that we've been sort of distant lately. You come and go and sometimes we rarely see you, honey.]

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[Helen? D-don't be mad okay? Please don't tell Mom. Can you just come pick me up? I went with some friends down at Central Park and...]

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[Hello Miss Fenten, my name is Tahl. I am an educator at Central Forest University. Regretfully, I must inform you that your application to serve as our Cultural Media Studies professor has been rejected by the Board of Education. If it is any consolation Helen, I was fighting for you hoof and horn; it just goes to show us that perhaps it is not only Humans who have been misguided by progress... ]

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[You've been gone about a week. Fine. Just fine. You're grown you can do what you like but don't expect our door to be open after coming back from all that filth. I'm your mother-- all I ever wanted was for you to be successful at whatever you do. If you want to waste your talents on a bunch of... of...Tree Boys... then fine-- I've got your sister to think about. God forbid if she decided to follow the example you've --]

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[This is Abby. Can I come with you? Everything sucks without you around anymore. I was actually happy when you moved back in with us-- no matter how uncool quitting Drizzy was... Oh. And mom wanted me to tell you that she's sorry. And that she didn't mean what she said. Anyways, can I come? Mom's been seeing someone at her job and she's driving me insane with her giggling.]

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Helen jumped as she heard the clearing of a throat. She wiped something out of her eyes, and stretched a smile before turning to see who it was. She frowned again. "Oh, it's just you"

Her bodyguard saunters in. When she is not someone else, Selene has a rather small and bookish face. Prim lips and egg-white hair that just oozes down both sides of her face. Like she was fresh from a hot, sunny day at the beach, "Nimmy's condition is stable. We've managed to get a few more facts out of her--says there were some seedy looking techies ferrying cargo down by the Hudson. Turns out she was also lying to us earlier... she did in the thug chasing her. Calling it self-defense. I sent some guys out there to recover the body but nothing's turned up so far."

"The Hudson River? What in the hell were they doing way out there?"

"She couldn't say. The Dyrad girl is out cold, and might be for a while it looks like."

"And Dirk?"

"Him and a few of us will be waiting outside for you with the palanquin."

The royal palanquin, was a ridiculous thing, "No, I won't." A two person tent, made entirely out of deep violet cashmere. Spider silk interiors, fur pillows, nary a finger or hair would land upon a rough edge or sharp corner. A gift from an investor's son in exchange for... well... whatever Ulrich had promised him. In any case, it was far too ostentatious for her taste.

"It's for safety. You will." Selene had a way of saying things. When it came to the Queen's own safety, she wouldn't be challenged.

Fifteen minutes later Helen found herself spread eagle groaning in protest on the enclosed platform. Six female belly dancers, rather than the usual four knights in armor, were selected to carry her to the entrance of the Sea Tiger's camp. Dirk and Selene leading up the front, suited to the nines.

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease, don't be there. She hadn't seem him for so long. Thankfully, she was allowed to wear her usual street gear and not show up nude like the females who carried her. She glanced into the mirror ceiling- which she suspected was custom, and probably indented so that rich people could watch themselves fucking- gods she was a mess. Her short hair had grown out a bit in the past few months, and she perhaps had lost a little more weight than normal...Well, I'm no Goddess...
"Look who it is boys!" the two guards that stood at the camp's entrance had recognized Dirk on sight, "If it ain't ol' Dirky boy-- weren't you suppose to be off in the woods crying, somewhere?"

The tips of Dirk's ears, reddened, "If it's a challenge you want," with a long drawn out shiiiiiiink, the elf draws his saber, "I'll take you both on at once!"

Both guards exchanged glances and then squinted, unsure. They shrugged upon seeing that he was serious and placed their hands on their own weapons.

"Boys, boys this isn't a---" Selene's shoulder rolled forward suddenly and she froze with a smirk, balancing on her right leg and eyeing something just beyond the gates.

Her knife spun handle over blade in perfect revolutions for Alistar's face. "Hmn?" He had happened to be passing, clipboard in hand, apple in another. He looked up bewildered to find that he had dropped his apple, but why? He then glanced at his hand only to find Selene's knife had neatly replaced it. He swallowed what was left of the fruit in his mouth, "I thought I said no sparring in the public areas..."

"Alistar!"

"Selene?"

She launched herself at him no sooner than he had let himself through the gates. They both hit the ground hard "I've missed you. How is Uncle? You look horrible! Shh. Don't say anything--Mmmn--mmnn--nnngh!"

The two guards looked uncomfortable, Dirk simply rolled his eyes. It was very common for Elves to greet family members with a kiss, but they were pressed for time as it was "Selene, when you're done eating the poor guy's face, can you ask him where Damien is?".

Suck. Pop.

"What do you say, Ally?" Selene sat up and pulled them to their feet "We have to see--"

"Impossible." his tone all business, now. With a trace of regret he thumbed the last bit of lipstick off his uniform "He is busy"

"I think he can make an exception" Dirk called out, jerking a thumb past his ear.

Alistar's eyes traveled in the direction of the palanquin, "This should be interesting... I'll let him know. Wait here."

Selene folded her arms, "It's her. Not, him. Just so you know..."

He halted mid step, "Sorry. He's not interested."

"Not interested in what?" a grunt from behind, the mighty Sea Tiger captain approached them all with a limp.
In Avan-Sol 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay


At the first breath of dusk, the silent heart of Central Forest begins to beat again. Slowly at first, ever so slowly, until the last of the sun’s rays recede into the purples and blues of evening. Central Forest awakens from its daytime slumber. You smile with anticipation. Somewhere in the back of your mind you worry though; their criteria is a mystery, there are days when very few are allowed to enter. There is no official entrance into the nocturnal Kingdom; many college freshmen have simply tried walking or sprinting in the direction of music or following glowing lanterns that strung about the trees, only to find themselves wandering aimlessly until dawn.

Only when The Path reveals itself, will one vanquish all illusions.

A breeze picks up on this windless day, and tickles at the tips of your lobes. With the strange sensation of eyes at your back, you resist the urge to look around. They- whoever they are- don't seem to like it when you acknowledge their presence. "Pleasure? Or Business?" Rasps a thin, reedy voice; it's owner is unseen.

"Pleasure." you answer immediately.

"Tonight's theme is: Roy G Biv. Please remeber that all recording and photography is prohibited." intoned the speaker.

Like magic, or perhaps it really was magic, your feet sink into the earth with a soft crunch. Looking down, you realize that The Path has revealed itself; its made of glossy obsidian pebbles that flicker in soft lantern light. You follow it deeper through a marvelous web of blue string lights, if they were red and green, perhaps this part of the forest could have felt like Christmas. The air grows warmer and the perfume from apple trees make you hungry, but before you can consider plucking one of the waxy fruit, The Path ends.

Tents. Dozens of them, arranged in a large crescent moon shape, each one unique in texture and size: plastic and striped red and white like the circus, silks and burlap, velvet and tarp, there was even one that was made entirely of glass. The one that catches your eye however, is the largest one of all, it is lavishly constructed out of Persian rugs with a flowing banner reading 'Sultan's Hookah Palace'. Before you can consider your choices, a Fae offers for you to pick from a large tray of concoctions; ruby red wines and cloudy green absinthe, amber beers and orange ales- sparkling violet juices. He is dressed in the colors of the sunset, "Welcome to Tent Country, my friend, where the law is loose and the girls run wild," he chuckles, "and boys, too if you're into that sort of thing?"




Neutral Territory:

“Other than asking your barber for that layered haircut, when was the last time you did anything about anything?”
“I know not of this Damien, fellow. Nor do I know who Dirk is- he sounds quite dashing. I am but a humble man of the forest.”
“Dirk!” She felt a small knot of guilt for him. When he didn't make the cut to Sea Tigers, Dirk took it pretty rough.
"Hello. Yes, why you're a handsome butterfly, aren't you?"
Okay. He took it really, really rough.



"Look," she starts exasperated, "I know--"
"Know? Yes, enlighten me Thistle. What do you know about, aside from wiping the King's backside?" the butterfly flutters away, and the corners of his lips twitch "Sorry. Sorry-- that just sort of slipped out--"
"We... have gone to the same school since Wee Acorns Scouts. I know you... At what point did you convince yourself that not making the Damien's gang was your breaking point? "
"I DID MAKE THE TEAM! I--" he looks down sadly at his big cuticle moons, "I mean. I should of made it..."
"Not this agai-"
"What you don't believe me?" Dirk cries dolefully "Why does no one ever believe me when I say that?" in his sorrow, he allows himself to fall backwards and sprawl onto the soft earth.
Thistle lets out a long, low whistle and slumps down beside him, "It if helps, any--- I believe you."
"You do?" he sits up slightly.
"Fuck no. You're mental, love. I mean think about it," Thistle holds out a hand as she begins to recount his story "You're telling us that during try-outs, you saw a ghostly woman trying to murder Damien O'Shalna in broad daylight--"
"It's true! That's the only reason why I had to actually push him out of the way--"
"Right. Right. Wait I wasn't done" she paused "So. You broke rank, and charged your captain-- probably humiliating him by pushing him in the river... All because you thought you saw a ghost? Dirk. We're friends, and I happen to know that you're about as spiritual as a rock"
"It's true... and maybe it wasn't a ghost. Maybe it--"
"Maybe what? Huh? You think that you saw a Goddess? Get over it, Dirk! Please." having about enough of his nonsense, Thistle rose, dusting off her sleeves "Cummon, you're the only one we could think of that knows where they might be located after you help us find them-- I'll buy you a drink"
"Two drinks?"
"As many as it takes to find your mother attractive"
In Avan-Sol 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Hours later:

Ulrich places his hands on his knees, panting hard. He had tried everything. Everything. He could think of to get the Orc to talk. Blackmailing and threats had no effect, Faust just laughed at them. When presented with bribes he seemed bored, ignoring them with a indifferent shrugs, making comments about only being interested in Nimmy's body. Frustrated, they had resorted to kicking the shit out of him for the past hour. He seemed to really love that. Breaking out in mad hysterical laughter, he moaned for 'more', and for Nimmy to take her top off. Orc skin was thick like leather and rough as sandpapaer; he was the one probably doing the most damage.

"Screw this, Ulrich-- lemme spit in his eyes again!" the tranquilizers had worn off of Hector and so they were forced to bound his hands and ankles with the metal cables they had brought as a precaution, Nimmy inhaled deeply.

"No." Ulrich ran a hand to smooth down the front of his hair, a habit he had picked up from his brother, "He'll go blind-- and we need him to guide us directly to the suppliers"

"The suppliers? Why didn't you say so? Ha. Untie me and I'll take you to them--"

"You're lying"

"I might be," Faust smiled, "Or you can consider the fact that I'm hungry, bored, and in dire need of a proper nap. What can I say? You kids wore me down. You win. I'll take you to these suppliers, if that's what they go by now. My day we just called everything like it was, gangsters were gangsters, killers were killers... "

Ulrich sighed, and after a long pause said, "Alright. Nimmy help me, untie him."

"What! But you know the moment we free him he's just going to try to kill us-"

"He won't. I was afraid it would come to this," Nimmy glares at the two of them as Ulrich kneels to Hector's level, "The captain of the Sea Tigers keeps a young Orc with him. I can call in a few favors to get him down here. I don't have too many friends of your kind," to Hector, Ulrich's eyes seem to flicker strangely, "but surely he'll know how to get some information out of you."

"Cummon' kid you're bluffing."

"I might be," Ulrich straightened upwards, scowling back the lines he had fed earlier, "Or, you can consider the fact that I'm hungry, bored, and in dire need of a proper nap. What can I say? You wore me down, Mr. Faust."
Psssshhhhht

"Alpha. Tango. Whiskey. Looks like we got a blip on one of the net traps. Southern riverbank. We're in Sea Tiger waters gentleman, send in the idiots to deal with it. We can't afford distractions."

"Should we let the boss know?"

"Negatory. She doesn't need to be bothered-- most likely a couple of tree-ban--what was that?"

"Sir?"

"It's nothing. Thought I heard growling...Look, just send them to check on the net and we can all breath easy. Gideon, out."


Pffshhhhhhh
The ability to conjure even the smallest amount Fae-fire was not only difficult, but painful to the point that Faeries born the gift of Will-o'-wisp often rejected their heritage and migrated deep into the city. The ghostly blue flames that invariably burned it's user along with the intended target. Utterly pointless save for the predicament they were currently in. The Boy King sneered; why couldn't he have been born with something more practical, like a tiger. Or the ability to become one with trees or water -- fuck's sake, he'd even take becoming a rock at this point.

The three of them were suspended in a net supported by a thick tree branch. The material of it was not ordinary; but it wasn't flawless either, there was only a very small hole, enough to maybe fit a head through. He no longer had a choice. He had to use it, if only for a second. He closed his eyes, sucking in deep gulps of air in preparation for the pain to come; something cool and smooth slipped into his palm. Nimmy didn't look at him directly, but he could tell by her hand that she was trembling.

“I’m Nade’catcher and this here’s Pineapple. Say ‘hello’ Pineapple.”

“Hello, Pineapple. Huhuhuhu

“Okay that’s enough, buddy-- so what are a few tree-bangers doing so close to a city sanctioned waterway?”

The two men below were so opposite of each other, it might have been comical. Nade' catcher, the smaller one, carried what looked to be an industrial electric cattle prod. His partner, Pineapple was about as large dumb looking as a bull; he dressed even more ironic-- were those.. real grenades strapped to his belt?

“You don’t smell like cops…” Faust inhaled, the orc smiled to show them all of his teeth, “You smell good. Like steak and butter.” the larger one, Pineapple, returned the smile; clearly oblivious.

Huhuhu. We ain’t cops. We run the goods down this river for Boss Lady and--”

“Idiot!” the one who called himself 'Nade'catcher' used an electric tipped prong to zap his partner's ribs.

Pineapple giggled stupidly as smoke that began to exude from both of his nostrils, Huhuhu. The three Fae watched disturbed.

"I'm scared," Nimmy whispered.

Ulrich murmured, squeezing her hand, "I have an idea. But it's solely reliant on your ability to keep it together," pressing his lips into her hair he whispered "Here's the plan..."

"Wait a minute-- what about me?" Faust interjects in Gaelic, "you're the ones who got me into this."

They both look at him, squinting.

"Right. Point taken." and then he adds quickly, "Save me, and I'll tell you everything you want to know."

“Nimmy, you got this?” he watches her nod and press her mouth taut against the net.

“HEY! What are you tree-bangers talking about in there? Better not be thinking of escape—why the hell is she gagging like that?” but it was too late. Nade’catcher goes down like a sack of rocks, rolling in pain “My eyes!”

Faust howls with laughter, “Try some water!”

Pineapple tries his best to guide the agitated man, who claws and swings like madman, to the lip of the river.

Ulrich goes to work fast using his hands to sear at a tiny pre-existing hole in the net.The pain was excruciating but when it's barely enough he pushes Nimmy through; as he pulls his hands back to look at them, he realizes the extent of the damage. His hands are charred black with bits of fibers welded to the tips.

The last thing he sees is a flag of emerald hair as Nimmy hits the ground running. He passes out.

“IIEEEAA-ACK! Water makes it burn, worse! Pineapple-- grab her before she blows the entire operation!”

“Hokay, Nadie’ ” and he bites his lip and begins to lumber in what he thinks is the right direction. He pauses and then plucks two round spheres from his belt “Hide and go boom-boom? Huhuhuhu. My favorite!”

Faust watches the scene unfolding before him, muttering to himself “Run you crazy, bitch...and you’d better come back for us…” and then he raised his voice, cackling “Water? Aye, that’ll never work try pinecones.”

“EEERRRAAH! IT BURNS! I’m hauling you in straight to Boss Lady!”

Meanwhile


Helen wrapped around herself the secrets of her new life, and if the wrap was necessary, even comforting, it was also constricting, a barrier, because it had such sharp limits on areas of herself and what she could share. A journalist –and perhaps, deeply closeted exhibitionist- crippled by vows of silence. Actually, when she thought about it all, she didn’t really feel like she had much of a life altogether these days, she belonged to the Folk now.

To top things off, Ulrich had been missing for about a week, not wholly unusual; but when Helen learned that in he had left with the dryad called Nimmy, she grew leery. He probably had his own reasons for it; hell if she knew. Word around the tents was that the Nimmy girl had strange talents; if Ulrich pulled her along for a job then things must be...

“Turn around, let me see the other side—it was always my favorite part aside from the face.”

Selene pivoted sharply on her heel, as always, eager to comply with her Queen’s wishes, “Are you in love with him?” she questioned woefully, “Oh! Sorry.” Helen’s bodyguard and best friend, was about as straight as a three dollar bill, and watched over her like a hawk. A pining, love-sick, hawk. Normally, the rule followed that Selene would remain wordless during their ‘playtime’.

“Why is it that you can’t do the voices?” Helen reached out to feel her handy work. The elf had improved considerably, “Slightly firmer on the right cheek, you have it uneven—think steel. Think: two-a-days in the hot sun just before the big game. Needs dimples just on the lower back. And down here… this needs to be a bit more unruly if I remember correctly--”

“That tickles— Not there! Your Majesty, please!” She titters and brings a leg up to fend off vulgar, grabbing hands, “I will never be able to mimic the voices—that is because my transformations are an outward lunar projection and not an actual mutation.”

“Can all elves do this?”

“Some. But none as well as I can, Your Grace. One has to come from a good family with less diluted lines; normally an elf from my clan needs a full moon, but I can pretty much do it any time so long as the moon’s orbit is in sync. ”

Helen nodded thoughtfully, “Now for the hair”

“This is exactly like the picture you showed me, no?”

“Yes, but Damien’s at his best with a five o’ clock shadow. And I’ve always thought with longer hair he might look a bit more the way I like-- ” a look of furrowed concentration as Selene attempted to conjure something unfamiliar to her. When they usually played dress up, Helen had her change into people she had already met; Selene could do a pretty good imitation of her cousin Alistar when the mood struck her. They would laugh for hours in a spun out drug-haze.

Today was different. Helen was sober—for the most part. And with Ulrich missing too long, she was feeling a little reckless.

“Want to pretend?” Damien’s figure suggested coyly. Look wise, she was a dead ringer for O’Shalna.

“Will I feel a difference?”

His eyes slid into half-lidded hunger, “None” Selene tried a gravely whisper, she traded her Kilarney accent for South Bronx, “Go on. Touch one. Best pecs in New York, honey.”

Helen grimaced and ran a nail down a perfectly sculpted bicep, “Y’know, I could never prove it, but with Damien…I always got the feeling that I wasn’t the only one…” the elf shivered, “Anyways, that was years ago—he and I are…” shaking her head, “What am I saying? Forget it. Let’s just do this.”

“Yay!”

“Don’t do that.”

“Oopsies.”

“Or that”

Hesitation. Anticipation. Education. Reciprocation.
Respite. Rinse. Repeat.
Fascination. Manipulation.
Respite. Rinse. Repeat.
Precipitation.
Respite. Rinse. Repeat.
Indignation
Respite. Rinse. Repeat.
Awkwardness and laughter. More respite.


Hours later, the sounds of their laughter are interrupted by the unwanted intrusion of yelling:

“Your Highness” Thistle appears in the doorway, jam and butter knife in hand, “Nimmy’s back and she’s hurt—wait, what the hell Damien O’Shalna doing here?!!”

“Wait--” the two of women said in unison.

“KNAVE!”

Helen ties to explain but her Gaelic is still rusty. Next to her, the captain of the Sea Tigers pinches the bridge of his nose and holds up a hand, “No really. It’s not what it looks like. I’m a woman.”

“THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT--” the Sprite brandished her blade, swinging it around wildly about the room, “What?” Thistle halts mid-swing, it dawns on her, and she lowers the sandwich knife slowly, “You don’t mean… Selene, is that you?”

Damien nodded.

“That’s not funny,” the tiny pixie starts in a rage, “and Helen? You’re sick, girlfriend, real sick. Kinky in the worst way, everyone knows Sea Tiger boys are all uniform, why just the other day I was walking by the river- and I said to one of them, I said--”

“Nimmy? Where is she?” Helen breaks in, recovered.

“Oh. Right. Come with me!”
"And then what happened?" Selene had moved Nimmy's frail body atop the long dining table. Greenish, insect-like blood oozed from her fresh bandages; Thistle said something about an oven burning and slipped out as quickly as she could "Did this Pineapple guy follow you back here? Where is Ulrich?'"

Nimmy shakes her head weakly, and then nods "Ulrich? He's still back there...I dunno, this guy, Pineapple had explosives on him. One of them I just barely missed but when I looked back he..."

"Nimmy? Nimmy! Wake up you can't go to sleep until you've told us everything!" Selene shakes the Dryad hard, "If you sleep before the medical team arrives you could die"

"When I looked back--- he was gone. Just gone. I'm sorry but that's all I know. And that I could hear fighting coming from near the river..."

Helen and Selene exchange glances. Helen speaks, "Someone-- Get me Dirk Aearhil. If anyone knows where the to find Damien, he might. This has RAID spelled all over it."
In Avan-Sol 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Loved the post xD especially because it comes off like Damien views Ulrich as an idiot near the end. Which is brilliant. I love the gnome and the science-y aspect, that part was genius as it builds upon the whole "fae-drugs"-- also it's just cool. About the 'finding someone bit'- O_O am I allowed to know?

My post will be coming day after tomorrow. By the end of it, you should know that Dirk [if you remember from the very first teaser post-- I planned him to be a generic meathead that didn't make the cut to be a tiger, but you can do whatever you like with him if/when the time comes] and Helen are coming for Damien.

Edit:

Ulrich's crest. I jimmied it off a tat design and modded it using Gimp. As usual, lemme know if you need me to change anything in the post.
In Avan-Sol 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Hey don't worry about it~ We take things at our own pace.
If you need me to give you more a picture of what's going on lemme know, I have plans to explain most of whats going on in the next post :)

Edit:

If I had the time I would totally flashback to when Damien was locked in the Zoo xD Also might flash back to the time where Helen and Damien first met-- but I dunno-- I'll save such a mushy/comical flashback for a rainy day. It's pretty sweet the way I imagine it.
In Avan-Sol 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay


“You want more-- you’re not very smart, are you?”


Name: Ulrich Vey O’Shalna

Age: 19

Race/Faction/Abilities:

Faerie / Monarch of Ulrich / Will-‘O-Wisp

Personality/Occupation:

He’s usually the type to chew toothpicks and rag all day about “techies should appreciate…” this and “there’s going to come a day when…” that. Vain, curios, petulant, and clever… very clever… His redeeming qualities are perhaps his fierce loyalty. To Avan. To his subjects. Even his brother [though he openly disagrees, as brothers often do].
All of this has been changing recently due to his recent participation in drug use. Now they say he’s become paranoid, and secretive, and obsessive—this all according to Drizzy X's Monday blog post about it.

Background:

Four years prior:

Two meaty patties on two toasted, wheat buns. One red tomato slice, and three crinkled pickles. A beautiful green leaf of lettuce and two dabs of condiments: mustard and “Fancy” ketchup. The best part of all was a tall blue frosted glass that sat glimmering in the sunlight between them. It was filled to the very brim with sweet, brown cola and three giant floating dollops of vanilla ice cream.

“Go on. Just a little—it tastes like heaven” Helen’s lips formed a large ‘O’ as she slowly inched her pinky towards his face; she had dipped it into the ice cream and cola and it was starting to melt down between the columns of her fingers. He eyed the digit, focusing his imagination and hoping, just hoping that if he denied her long enough that this iced-cream would melt down into her palm. Down her wrist and arm and then elsewhere… She frowned, and then to his disappointment she lowered the hand and folded it into a napkin, “I don’t get it. This is the best place in town, you can’t have anything here?”

He shook his head, leaning backwards into the cracked leather booth, eyeing her with a sort of wary look, “that stuff’s poison,” he folded both hands under the table between them.

“Sure, it is to everyone” she grinned and dunked another finger—this time the middle one, on to the side of her plate and into some neon red ketchup. “What can I say? We all gotta’ go sometime—hey!”

He hadn’t even thought about it, his hand closed around her forearm and pulled until he was able to reach his lips around the base of her finger. All at once: Tomato concentrate from red ripe tomatoes, distilled vinegar, high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, water, salt, and lastly tomato... no, not tomato… more chemicals…
It was awful. Wonderful. And horrible. He’ll be sick later. His expression was bunched and the skin around his freckles bloomed red and inflamed.

“Okay, you’ve made your point—can I have my hand back?” her voice was high pitched and tremulous, he smiled weakly at her, feeling a bit green.

“Anything that isn’t coming straight from Gaia herself…” he paused, noticing for the first time, the massive shadow that had cast itself on the surface of the table between them.

“Hey look who it is, it’s Dami--” but before anything else, he wretched. Hard.

“I’m gonna’ go and see if they can send someone here to clean this up” suggested Helen, a bit too keenly. Slipping out of the booth she pranced her way between tables, leaving the two brothers in foul smelling air.

Ulrich waited until she was out of earshot, “Nice girl, you got there… Hey, weren’t you supposed to be busy today?”

“You think you’re funny don’t you?” Damien said darkly, “The tiger exhibit—really? Do you hate me that much?”

“I thought you liked the Zoo”

“You locked me in a cage. With tigers. Real tigers. For three days.” Damien's face drew within inches from his own, Ulrich watched from the corner of his eye how the veins in his forearms rolled and wondered how long before the table would snap under pressure, “And then I manage to escape, only to find you here?”

Ulrich leaned away and reaches for his glass of spring water. Sipping slowly, “Three days?” he mused quietly, “I knew I must’ve forgotten something… How was it?”

“No clothes. You left me at Central Zoo, naked. In a cage.”

“It’s the only way you’d have learned,” to his own surprise, Ulrich finds himself suddenly annoyed, he sets down his glass and stands, squaring his shoulders, “I get that you’ve only been at this a few months. But your little talent isn’t exactly the safest one out there-- did it ever occur to you that me leaving you back there just saved you years of practice?” being only fifteen, he was less than half Damien’s size in total, “Look, Avan put me in charge of showing you the ropes because he’s nice. He thinks you’ve got what it takes to set an example for our people.” He pauses and then adds quietly, “But personally, bro? I don’t see it.”

“Hey, I’ve got the check up there waiting for us—hey what’s wrong?” Helen’s gaze shifts between the two of them, frowning she comes to rest an arm around Damien’s waist.

“Nothing” he, snaps. He’s annoyed with her too because he realizes, that she was also taller than him, “I was just leaving—we’ll do this another time, love. Leave the tip for me?” after plunking down a larger bill between the food and his plate of vomit, he strides quickly past them.

“Is he going to be alright?” when Damien didn’t answer her she added “he came around my place worried about you, y’know…I think he really looks up to you--”

“Let's go for a movie.”

“You hate movies” Helen frowns, “Damien—hey look at me. Look.” She took his face between both hands. Forcing him to look her in the eye “He’s just a kid. He’ll come around eventually.”


It took quite some months until Helen's words would ring true. Ulrich's height shot up one summer-- he was an inch taller than Damien, longer but still lacking in bulk--- perhaps that factored in to his sudden change in attitude. Or perhaps it was Avan's influence after all. Nagging like a old women, practice after practice about 'teamwork'. Forcing them to work together.
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Chapter One

The City of Locusts


Hello. My name is Hector Filbert Faust. A butcher in both occupation and hobby; a brilliant mind trapped and misunderstood beneath the twisted confines of society- that is to say- I kill people because it's fun. And because mother wouldn't love me enough. Or some shit.

"Please! Please! "

I've seen things my life I don't fully understand- take for example, this sweet thing I'm currently strangling. Pretty as a peach; rosy, blonde and legs that go on forever. Y’know, I like her legs. Like em' just fine. But it's when suddenly she sprouts what can only be described as second kneecaps that things start to get weird. "What the hell are those, doll? …Huh?" I must admit that in all my years of strangling I most certainly did not see this one coming.

"Please! Stop- Help! Hel-" her accent was, foreign and only faintly recognizable. Traces of an Irish brogue wrought with an edge of something I've never heard before. She was having trouble screaming, and fair enough since I’m choking the shit out of her- but also because the kneecap looking things were traveling fast up the backs of her legs to the base of her throat just under the thin membrane of skin.

Here’s where it gets even stranger, gentlemen: I felt them within my grasp; one bulge soft and squishy like putty and the other below it hollow like a pocket of air. I began to laugh, aside from the familiar bloodlust that surged within me; I also felt a great deal of grim determination, like popping a pimple.

She started making this sound, similar to brewing a pot of coffee—know what I mean? It wasn't the usual 'Gahhhhh-ack-gurgle' sound I hear from victims, it was a watery squeal that projected deep from the diaphragm.

Well that’s a little odd, it was almost as if she were about to hock a l-- "ARGHH! My eyes! "

No sooner had I let her go- the girl ran.

Acid. She. spit. acid.

I writhed around howling and clawing at my peeper-holes until I had the good sense to stand and feel my way around to a tree. Little shit is going to pay. Big time. I swiped at the air until I got a hold of some leaves and wiped my eyes clean "You're dead sweetheart. You're dead! Central Forest isn't big enough for you to hide in-- dryad, slut!" my vision remained a little hazy and tunneled but I could still hear her frantic footsteps not too far off.

Aside from the fact that I throttle people and occasionally use the rib-cages as top hats, I genuinely do like jogging. I'm not a runner mind you, An orc like me, well into his life and past the point of being sprinter even if I wanted to, but I have endurance.

I can jog through the woods for hours without stopping…

“O young laaaady! Where are you, beautiful-- come on out, I didn't mean what I said earlier... Now, there’s no use in hiding from Ol’ Hector-- ” And that much was true. Yours truly, has the keenest nose in the tri-city area. Only a matter of time before I get to lay my hands once more on that supple neck-skin.

“I’m over here you sick, old, Fuck!” she cries from off to my left.

Oh?
Oh.
Oh shi

Although I retain my vision, my limbs begin to cease up. There is a trickling sensation that sweeps over the span of my legs and I’ve just realized that this bitch has a gun. But that doesn't make sense. Where did she get the fucking gun from? And why didn't she try that business when I was about to throttle her? Why can’t I feel my body? Something doesn't fit into the equation.

Oh.

“Are you okay,Nimmy?” a familiar voice asks. I’m about to answer, but then I realize that I’m unable to speak. I swivel my gaze upwards only to immediately regret doing so. The Boy King. Gaia, help me. Not this brat again.

“I-I’m okay” the girl says, and to my satisfaction, her voice is whispery and uneven. Good. Bitch should be so lucky. “Say, Ulrich? I think we may have went three grams too heavy on the medications—he’s starting to convulse.”

She was correct. However it was from sheer rage, not drugs. To think the little shits lured me out here—

“Not quite. I think he’s starting figure out why we've been trying to talk to him—haven’t you, Faust?”

Of course I have you little prick. You've been tracking me for weeks. Come close a few times too, but... Bah! Playing to my weakness though? I thought, fuming. The boy simply has no shame.

Nimmy. That’s her name. I’ll make sure to remember that…
In Avan-Sol 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
[To be updated with All CS information here]



“It’s sort of romantic, isn’t it? Kids outnumbered…fighting for something they believe in. Better than HBO, I’d say.”

Name: Helen Fenten a.k.a. Drizzy X

Age: 26

Race/Faction/Abilities: Human / Monarchy of Ulrich / None

Personality/Occupation:
A “wild child” Helen enjoys all things technology, she runs numerous websites and blogs and vlogs daily. She’s not easy to get along with and has been known to say or do whatever she feels, luckily her ability to cope with massive amounts of stress help her deal with the consequences of her poor decision making. She was the last one to actually speak with Avan publicly/ Currently unemployed, Former talk show host of “Alt. Twisted News”

Background:

House Call

“Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character. Worship without sacrifice. She’s been guilty of quite a few social sins, and then some.” Mrs. Fenten’s mouth formed a tired smile, her face obscured behind thin spinnerets of smoke, “When I was at three months, I prayed that God give me a strong child. A boy—I wanted one that looked just like his daddy before he passed away, bless his soul. Do you believe in souls? ” she asked, but when she didn’t get an answer, she continued “But,” she took a long, drag on an Old-Fashioned,“I got Helen. And I knew from the very moment she came out, she was meant for something. I wasn’t sure what. But I could tell that God gave me at least half my wish.”

“And, the father?”

“Lung cancer got him a few years ago. One of those long drawn out ordeals, by the time he went we had made our peace; he’s with Jesus now. Do you know who Jesus is? Mary? John the Baptist?” her voice was tensed and as she leaned forward, a crescent of light illuminated the tight brown skin of her forehead, “Look, I ain’t got nothin’ against your kind, but all of this talking is making me tired. So if you don’t mind…”

“As you wish.”

The scraping of metal feet on kitchen tile and a sudden groan of the heavy oak table sliding out of place, “Wait. Please… Please, this is very hard for me. Do you know where she is? If you do, just tell me. She’s been missing for a week—you said it would be best not to get the authorities involved and I haven’t!” she gripped with both hands at the edge of his collar “Helen was a nice girl. I’m not saying she’s perfect, but she’s got a good heart. Please give her back--”

“I don’t have her. But I believe she’s safe.”

“Damn you, O’Shalna! You’re going to Hell if anything happens to her. I trusted you! Even after seeing on the six o’clock news—drugs, orgies, satanic music—had I known Helen was going to be dragged down that path—when I called you into my home I expected more answers!” In a fit of passion she slaps him.

A sharp, ugly sound that hangs thick in the air between them. The hand print, pinkish and small on the man’s cheek fades quickly. Calmly, he smooths down the front of his uniform.

“My brother isn’t perfect either Mrs. Fenten,” His voice is cool and indifferent, he runs a hand to smooth the hairs that had strayed out of place “Thanks for the tea.”

"You better watch your back Damian," she cries helplessly after him, "-- you and that God awful brother, too!"
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