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5 yrs ago
Current Everything is going hellish again. If I ever make it back to normal, I'll be back to fun and games again. But I clearly need another break for now.
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5 yrs ago
By Yig! That was a long cold season...

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I am the last...

Even when this place was young and the race of man were not yet dreamt of Valusia was thriving.

Your ancestors died to steal it from us.

And many of my clan perished in the theft.

But not I...

Forever I slither.

Out of untold ages I arrive.

A serpent pretending to be a human pretending to be a serpent.

How avant-garde, no?

Yet who could even fathom what we are?

What we were?

Your ancestors built their first city-states in emulation of our grand metropoli.

Your entire legacy was stolen from our elders.

Your highest philosophies, deepest cultural heritage, most advanced sciences...

They are but sparks, scarcely emulating the glorious solar glow of divine methods practiced by reptilian predecessors.

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I keep trying to make characters for rps and I keep finding it way too difficult to finish in time.
"Come With Me If You Want To Live!"
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These are lyrics I heard a long time ago on some crazy independent radio station on the east coast USA. I have no idea who the artist is, so if you know, please share. A bit of a mystery, sure. But definitely in my top interesting lyrics on sheer creativity. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the song was called A Dog Named Dammit, (and no it's not that country/bluegrass/whatever song. It sounded like it was written by postmodern beatniks who were tripping on shrooms while being arrested by Andy Warhol) because it went like this:

I was stolen by a dog named Dammit!
A dog named Dammit took me...
From here to there and back again!
And he left me down by the sea...

(Repeat that MANY times)

(Maybe other lyrics, I can't remember)

We were no where by the sea!
We were no where by the sea!
We were only by a pool.
We were no where by the sea.

-WE WERE IN THE DESEEEEEEEEEEEERRRT!!!
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