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Under the Frostback Mountains (Int. Check)

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Under the Frostback Mountains (Int. Check)

It's 70 years after the end of the Dragon Age. Life in Orzammar continues as it always has. Dozens of houses scramble for power to replace King Therald Aeducan, grandson of the great King Harald Aeducan, who after being betrayed by his brother Bhelen, was banished to the deep roads to die. He returned 7 years later however and exposed Bhelen for what he was and claimed the Throne. King Therald has constructed a plan to recover the lost Dwarven cities from the hordes of Darkspawn, though he has not revealed it to the public. You are a part of one of the noble Dwarven houses, and your spy has obtained the information. Therald is old now, all of his children died at birth, or on the battlefield. He had a nephew, but he ran off to join the Grey Wardens. When he dies, your house could propose this plan and become the royal family. Only problem is, a number of noble families have the same information and ideas. And it will be a race to see who is nominated for royalty. However, there are problems for Dwarves as a whole brewing on the surface. The Chantry are campaigning against the Dwarven species, calling them heathens and Infidels. Godless creatures who wish nothing more than to encase every man, woman, and child in stone. Labeling them as Necromancers, regarding the dead with reverence, and resurrecting skeleton soldiers with bones made of stone to invade the surface. Dwarven shops are being raided and merchants are being captured and executed, or stuffed into cages hanging from trees to starve to death. Even Dwarves in the Grey Wardens are facing hostility. Not that this bothers the Dwarves of Orzammar, the majority of which doesn't consider Dwarves that go to the surface, are Dwarves at all. Though there are some royal houses that see the danger of this. That if the Chantry gets enough supporters, they will be able to launch an invasion of the Frostback Mountains. And Orzammar. So, are you one of the houses that wishes to use the information of a battle plan to sit on the throne? Or will you support good old King Therald in his Twilight years? Or will you fight to prepare or prevent an invasion from the Chantry? Or do you have ulterior motives altogether?

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Ch 1. Birth of an Aeducan
In a city, under the Frostback Mountains, paced a king. He was terribly nervous about the arrival of his first son. He had sent all of the other lords away and now he stood in the waiting room of the royal nursery. Who in the name of the Stone had ever heard of a royal nursery? Ridiculous! The king thought, as he pounded about the room. He heard the cries of a newborn Dwarf in the other room and his heart lifted. Abandoning tradition he rushed into the room and saw his wife holding the newborn boy, she was red faced and sweaty. The sheets on her birth bed were wet and ruffled, but nonetheless she glowed with pride and happiness. The King went to her side and fell to one knee and held her and his newborn son. She looked at him and said breathlessly, "What shall we call him Bhelen?". He looked at the small Dwarven newborn and said "Why don't we call him... Therald. King Therald Aeducan." She smiled warmly and snuggled the baby, "Therald it is." King Bhelen heard a knock on the door and turned his head. His second, Skar, was leaning against the stone doorway with a disapproving look on his face. The nurses were asking him to leave, but to no avail. Bhelen sighed and turned back to his wife, "I must go my love, take care of our son." She nodded and he kissed her hand. Out in the waiting room, Skar began a fusillade of words. "Your Highness, what were you thinking, disregarding tradition like that? You know that you must never see the mother the day of birth!! It's indece-" Bhelen snapped back at him "Damn Tradition, Skar! I wanted to see my wife and child, and no one will stop me!". Skar sighed and ran a hand through his wiry black hair and put his arm around Bhelen's shoulder, whispering "Your Highness, many people are suspicious of your sudden rise to power and disregard of tradition. Barging into the birth room only seconds after the birth of your first-born is not helping your reputation. If you pull off anymore stunts like this, the assembly may just pick another house altogether." Bhelen sighed and pulled away muttering "I understand."
He marched out of the room to attend to his other duties.

Painting the Town - 1920's

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Why is missing people bannable?

Frizan said
So you're kind of like those people that want anarchy without actually knowing what anarchy would be like.

ANARCHY IN SPAM

-Starts blaring Green Jellö-

Painting the Town - 1920's

WilsonTurner said
Unless, of course, you are a rival gang leader.Working on an app in a PM with Trip

Yeah, that being the exception :p

Painting the Town - 1920's

PhoenixEye9 said
Forewarning I don't know how I'll be for a while. Someone close died tonight,

Ah jeez, that sucks, I'm so sorry.

Also everyone is to head to the Speakeasy, Francisco's assignment was just a detour.

Why is missing people bannable?

Smiral said

I found this extremely funny.