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It's good to be bad, ladies and gentlemen! I'm looking for five to six ne-er-do-well's to join me in a story of villainy, war, black comedy, cunning schemes, badass battle sequences, and general evil kickassery. Here's the pitch:

There is evil afoot in the generic fantasy world of Lutum. Though peace and prosperity have been the order of the day for a long, long time, there have always been a variety of evil characters lurking on the outskirts - necromancers, assassins, witches, warlocks, barbarians, and all matter of villains abound, hatching schemes and terrorizing the innocent. Unbeknownst to the forces of good, however, a new alliance is forming - an ancient evil is returning, and it has contacted the foremost villainous powers of the world with an offer: "Be my Harbingers, usher in the end of days for this world, and reign eternally as my most powerful and trusted servants."

Not the most original plot, maybe, but I haven't seen a story quite like this told from the perspective of the villains yet. In this RP, players would be the Harbingers, a motley and varied cast of villains from all over the world. Now, there's a reason Lutum is such a generic and vague setting - it's so that you, the players, can play any kind of villain your black hearts desire, from a pirate king to a mighty black knight to a master warlock to a dragon trainer to the master of an orc horde. Vampires, werewolves, eldritch magic, assassins, demons, monsters from bedtime stories - it is all fair game. This is a high power game, as evidenced by the fact that the concept is literally 'destroy the world', so feel free to go nuts (and don't feel pressured to make them supernatural - a crafty enough mortal can make as good a Harbinger as the most powerful lich).

Ground rules would be easy - a several paragraph post at least once a week, notify me before longer absences, have a decent command of the English language, don't be a dick. So, who's up for a fun, high-powered, dark-but-not-always-serious story of evil? After all, we've all saved the world dozens of times by now. Wouldn't it be fun to destroy it at least once?

So, I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I've decided that I'm probably going to have to drop from this RP. Large group stuff like this was never really my style, and while it was fun to experiment, I've realized pretty quickly that I don't have the head for it. Especially because I'm going back to school in less than a week, so I'll have even less time to read through all the posts and find a place to force my characters into things.

Feel free to do whatever you want with Nick and April; April could be handwaved as being killed off in the battle, I think, or she could stick around as an NPC (probably to get killed at a later date). Nick, I think, might make a fun minor villain NPC later in the story, but maybe you just want to kill him off too. Not my RP anymore.

Terribly sorry it's got to be this way, but I figure it'd be best to just let you all know now rather than just drift away and have y'all waiting for me. Good luck in exploring this huge, crazy narrative - I really do hope it takes you to some interesting places.
Over the past decade, Carver had born witness to all the wonders of Andred. He had ridden through Emerald forests in the height of the spring, scaled mountains that reached up to touch the heavens, worshiped in shrines of marble and cut glass. He had seen the sun set on seaside cliffs and counted all the stars on clear nights, and all these things he took as infallible proof of the love and generosity with which his god had shaped the world. And even so, Riverhope, with its fine buildings and resplendent greenery, was one of the most majestic sights the knight had ever laid his eyes on.

He'd had plenty of time to appreciate it as he rode from the harbor, where the ship that had borne him from Andred had just made berth, to the stable he had been told was nearby, where he could leave his horse for a few nights for a modest fee while he attended to his business in the city. The stable itself was a homely affair that smelled of hay and horses, which Carver supposed was what one looked for in a stable.

He stepped inside, coughing slightly to gain the attention of the elf currently busy shoveling hay into the stall of what appeared to be some sort of giant elk. Carver furrowed his brow at the sight - the South would take some getting used to. "Good day, friend," he spoke, "I am Sir Carver Brightarm, servant of He Who Shaped The Heavens. I was told I might leave my horse here for a time?"

The elf turned to him and bowed low. "You were told true, then. Pay no mind to the price - I'll not take coin from a man of the cloth, whatever god you serve."

"I am no missionary," Carver replied with a smile, his steel-gloved hand already extended with a few coins. "I am a Crusader - an adventurer in search of a righteous cause. I insist you take my coin."

The elf shrugged and pocketed the money before turning back to his task. "Suit yourself. She's the chestnut outside, aye? My boys will bring her in, have no worry. Return for her whenever you like, Carver Brightarm."

Carver brought his hand to his chest and bowed. "May you walk in His beauty, friend." He turned and left, stopping only to pat August on the nose and promise to return for her before he set off in the general direction of the Hearth and Flagon. He had a summons, after all.

The knight had no idea how the Queen had known he would be arriving - as far as he knew, the Elders of the Order had not sent word of his coming to anyone in the South, and even if they had, the timing of the Queen's invitation would have been extraordinary - the message boy was waiting for him literally as he stepped off the boat. Doubtless there was some form of magic involved - best left to those who understood it, as far as Carver was concerned.

After a brief bit of wandering completely lost through the city, some helpful folks were finally able to direct Carver to the inn. He had little use for taverns like this as a teetotaler, but he was not about the ignore a personal summons from the Queen of this new land. The building was rather unremarkable for a Queen's feasting hall, it had to be said. Carver hesitated only a moment before stepping inside.

The room, true to the invitation's promises, was empty, save for three men - the bartender, a slight elf, and a tanned, rugged looking man, the later two of which were warmly greeting each other. Carver strode up to the pair, armor clanking. "Good day, friends! I am Sir Carver Brightarm, of Andred. How shall I know you?"


April Cooper, Rhea Harlow

(Written in collaboration with @Estylwen)





Havenfield Market, Roseview.

"... Everyone get down!"

Gunfire and smoke charged the air as panic tore through the night. The DOVE stage was abandoned, civilians ran for their lives, and the Black Hound continued its death march. Rhea watched, half-crouched behind a bench. Her teeth gritted as bullets shredded the tent beside her.

One of the masked henchmen hovered over two children, one crying, the other defiantly holding a fireball in her hand. The man swiftly pistol-whipped the kid, the sound twisting Rhea's gut.

"Stop!" She yelled, tackling the man and knocking them both to the ground. She lacked a weapon and had zero batteries. But by God, she'd slap him senseless if she had to.

The second bullets started flying, April was running. The entire fair was compromised - there were bad guys all over the place and even the Black goddamn Hound had shown up, so it was fair to say that shit was officially 'tits-up'.

She skidded into cover behind some carnival stand or another - this 'cowgirl' getup was causing way too much drag to use her powers properly - and attempted to survey the situation before some random civilian a few feet away tackled one of the death-squad looking goons. Great.

April sprinted out and kicked the man in the head as the two grappled with each other, crouching down to beat him with the butt of her gun a few times until he was still. She roughly pulled the civilian to her feet and slapped her on the back, still crouching to avoid gunfire. "You got some balls on you," she chuckled in spite of the situation, before lifting the goon's pistol off the ground and passing it to her. "You know how to shoot one of these things?"

Rhea received a punch to the mouth before a dressed up cowgirl expertly knocked the man unconscious. The pain felt like a hot fire-poker; she was only vaguley aware of being brought up to a crouch and back-slapped. Scrunching her brows, she touched her lips as white bolts fed the area to numb it. She wiped away a small amount of blood, taking the pistol and noting the security items on the cowgirl.

"Ah, I'm in good hands. Thank you." She said.

One of the henchmen noticed his mate go down and leveled a gun at them. Rhea snapped her pistol at the goon, elbows locked, and shot him in the leg. The man fell over, cursing.

"Yeah, I can shoot." A smile flashed across her face. "I'm Rhea, by the way."

Both of the kids were crying their eyes out, the fire-wielder cradling her head. Rhea gently pried the girl's hands loose to examine the gash. Sparks flew from her fingers. "Sweetheart, this will help with the pain. But I'm gonna need you two to run as fast as you can. Okay?"

They both mumbled incoherently, voices quivering.

"I think they're in minor shock. What should we do?" Rhea said.

April scratched her jaw, regarding the mewling children coolly. "Now that ain't an easy question to answer," she muttered. "I reckon more RAVEN forces'll be showing up in a few minutes. The thing to do is-"

Her sentence was cut off by a burst of gunfire, a reminder of the futility of having a conversation in an active shooting zone. A third henchman, armed with an assault rifle, apparently took issue with the girls' incapacitating his comrades and was charging them, spraying wildly. April threw her arms around the other girl and the kids and yanked them back behind the stand she'd been hiding behind a moment ago. "Hold onto these," she muttered, ripping her blouse off to reveal the blue tanktop underneath and shoving it, as well as her hat, roughly into the hands of the other girl before diving out from cover.

April immediately dropped onto her back, activating her powers so as to go sliding towards the gunman while presenting as small a target as possible. She fired three times - the first going wild, the second taking the man in the arm, and the third in the neck, sending him spilling to the ground. April continued to slide forward before she kicked out and pushed against the man's body, reversing her momentum and sending her sliding back to the others.

"Alright," she panted, "I forget what my plan was."

Hidden behind the stand, Rhea watched the security lady dive back into the fray to kick ass. She dropped the pistol and costume pieces on the grass, undoing the butterfly cape around her neck. She tore a strip off the wing, using it like gauze to tie around the girl's head wound.

"Take this," She gave her phone to the other kid. "When you've run far enough, call 9-1-1. Tell them you need a doctor."

Their faces had a pale, sweaty sheen. Shallow breathing, dull eyes. Rhea sighed, pressing her face in her hands. As she pulled them away, a water-like, transparent energy hovered in the space. It shimmered as it half-clung to her fingers, and she breathed it onto the kids. It penetrated the skin, and disappeared.

Colour returned to their faces, and focus to their eyes. They both smiled, nodded and ran, weaving among the tents. The security lady returned in time to see them leave.

"At least you had a plan. Nice moves, by the way." Rhea said, a tone of fatigue in her voice. She picked up her gun. "I'm still hearing gunshots. Let's make sure everyone still alive got out."

"Sounds good to me." By now, the fair had devolved into pure chaos - the likely outcome, really, when one stages a public attack in a city of metahumans. Clouds of meta-suppressant were filling the area, fire and ice and bolts of energy were flying as liberally as bullets, and that wasn't even getting into the storm cloud that was flying through the air. Some corner of her mind that wasn't preoccupied with the crisis took a moment to be jealous that everyone else had gotten the cool powers.

"Alright, let's get moving. Stay close behind me and we'll go look for survivors who ain't trying to kill us." April broke into a run, weaving through the disaster area and keeping her head under the path of any stray bullets. "This is Agent April Cooper, anyone still alive out there?" she asked, pressing the 'talk' button on her earpiece.

No response. Yikes. Hopefully something had just happened to the line. She wasn't the only one who'd had the idea to try and ask their higher-ups what the hell was going on, though - just across the way were four more of the goons with their backs to her and Rhea, all hunched over some radio-looking contraption. They turned as April approached.

"Take the two on the right!" April shouted as she dropped into a dead run and activating her powers, sliding wildly through and under a small hail of bullets. One shot took her in the side and she grunted in the pain - it wasn't deep, but it smarted. Her answering fire managed to hit one guy center mass a few times, knocking him to the ground, and April shoulder charged into the other she'd designated for herself and set about the process of brawling with him.

Huh, her name's April, and she's not just security staff... Rhea tilted her head as April spoke into her comms.

Four henchmen stood between them and a possible eavedrop on enemy communications. "Take the two on the right!" Said April as she attemtped neutralizing the other masked men.

An upturned bench provided some amount of cover, which Rhea crouched behind. Pistol in hand, she aimed a limb shot at the goon nearest her. He fell over, and she switched targets. This man, however, saw her aiming, and dove to the ground as she fired. A clear miss.

Empty clicks came from the pistol. "Shit." She said, watching the goon laugh and stomp toward her. Little to his knowledge she had one more ace up her sleeve, and as he closed the distance, a multitude of brilliant sparks raced across her body. With the barrel of the pistol in her grasp, she threw it unnaturally quick. The man's chestpiece fractured as the pistol appeared half-embedded in the armour, and he staggered back.

In his confustion he didn't see Rhea leap over the bench to knifehand his neck. Like a deflated balloon, the man collapsed. Rhea snatched up his slightly larger gun and, scoping out the goon punching April in the face, fired off a shot.

Rowan Campbell, Nick O'Connor, & Wendy Emily Lucker.


Havenfield Market, Roseview.
Written in collaboration with @Mr Allen J and @Zombiedude101

After Wendy had lead Rowan to the stand, she treated the two of them to some delicious funnel cake. After they were prepared, Wendy was sitting down on the chair, with Rowan across from her. She was more fixated on her funnel cake - which was coated with cherries and cherry syrup - until she looked over at Rowan not too far away.

Offering her a thumbs up, he found the funnel cake to be a delicious treat, one he'd never had a chance to know before today. He was grateful towards Wendy for it, to say the least and had made a mental note to figure out how to make it up to her.

Oddly enough, she was starting to put a little bit of credence behind Diana's "couple" claim. They kind of looked like a couple. She took a bite out of her funnel cake with a fork while her eyes drifted over towards him. She didn't have any feelings present for Rowan... he was just a friend of hers. Nothing more, nothing less.

But, she wondered what Rowan thought of her.

Was she pretty enough to pip his interests?

Though, before she could continue her line of thought, bullets sprang out from the enviroment. That made Wendy jump, and she was quick to look around. People were screaming, and running away. It wasn't long before the masked men in armor came running after them.

It wasn't long before the two became targets. The armed men threw canisters of Metahuman-Suppressant gas at them.

"Rowan!" Wendy shouted, as electricity began to arc off herself. She created a magnetic field, and fired a blast of electromagnetic energy in a ring. It shot forward and deflected the gas canisters that were aimed at them, and were fortunate enough to go off away from them. Red gas startred filling up at the area around them.

Wendy covered her mouth as she made a quick note to turn around and tried to haul ass

Sucking in his breath, Rowan chased after her, frantically clambering over and around anything in his path. Eventually he managed to catch and firmly grasped her by the arm, tugging at it in another direction. "This way!"

And like that, they were off - Rowan might've been scrawny, but he could run like hell when push came to shove. As the chaos enveloped everything around them, it became clear he was leading them out towards the fairground rides set up at the corner of the festival, the ferris wheel looming overhead with its flickering lights.

Then it became obvious why he'd took them that way - on the other side was a side exit, for employees. "C'mon, c'mon-"

Rowan stopped abruptly as two gunmen approached them, weapons and canisters at the ready. "On the fucking ground!" One of them barked at the duo.

For a moment, Rowan froze, then clenched his palm and made a frantic sweeping motion, tearing off the upper half of a temporary metal fence and slamming it into the gunmen at full force, dragging them visciously across the ground with the squeal of metal against stone and flesh.

The sight was god awful. Wendy almost wreched in disgust as they were getting torn to bits. Well, this was what was neccessary to stay alive.

It had been the second time Rowan had ever done some harm with his powers, yet this time he froze in place, jaw clenched, palms shaking with a mixture of subconscious rage and fear.

Nick had taken off running just as soon as the shooting started, acting purely on instinct. He had to get home, had to get back to the hive. He had no idea what was going on or who was shooting who, and he couldn't have cared less. He was in danger, and he would be safe in the hive.

Those two kids he'd seen before, the ones who the carnie was furious at - they had the same idea he did, taking off away from the gas and gunfire. Nick followed them from a distance, hoping against hope that maybe the scruffy kid leading them had an idea of where he was going. It looked like he did, but that hardly mattered after they got cornered.

Nick was just about to turn and bolt away when the fence ripped off its hinges and nailed the gunmen - judging by the sweeping motion the kid had made, it didn't seem like an accident. The boy was a Metahuman, then - maybe he'd... maybe he could be trusted. Nick felt a pang of guilt at his earlier intention to abandon the two to whatever fate awaited them; they were just kids. Like he'd been.

Nick approached cautiously, carefully avoiding the horrible mess that was resulting from the two men being scraped along the ground like an ant by a shoe. "I know a safe place," he whispered, then swallowed sharply and repeated himself louder. "I know a safe place. My name is Nick, and I'm like you. I know a place where we can hide, where we'll be safe for as long as it takes for this to blow over, but if we don't go now they're going to hurt us real bad. And kill us, probably. Come with me."

Wendy came to a stop as she looked at the man. He said that he would help them. Honestly - Wendy was turn between trusting this stranger, and taking their chances. He said he's "like them," which means he could be a Metahuman. Everything was going horribly wrong, and Wendy tried to make sense of why. She had no idea of who these men were. But, if she was willing to take a chance, this man could help them. That was what Wendy was really banking on.

The girl hesitantly nodded her head, and said, "Okay, lead the way." She was hoping Rowan would go along with it.

That seemed to snap him out of it, in any case - Rowan quickly followed after Wendy's lead, deciding to trust her call.

Oh, shit, that actually worked. "...Cool, cool," Nick muttered, and immediately walked past them, pushing through the employee exit and breaking into a jog away from the sound of gunfire, trusting that the kids were following.

Fortunately, his taxi was in a parking lot not far away - drivers weren't really supposed to use them for personal commuting, but as long as they paid for gas nobody really gave a shit.

Well, the guy's a taxi cab driver. He's no more dangerous than any other cabbie. Personally, Wendy was never one for public transportation, to begin with, but since she's separated from her precious scooter, she'll have to make do.

"Don't sit in the front," he called out to the kids as he jumped into the driver's seat. "I should probably get this out in the open, we're going to my apartment. I've been getting it ready for something like this for a while. I promise not to murder you, but like, if that's not good enough, feel free to take your chances out here. There's also a bunch of metal around, though, so you'd probably be okay if I tried to kill you. Which, just to be clear, I'm not going to do." Without waiting for a response, Nick started the car and leaned over to the glove compartment, opening it wordlessly.

Okay, he's starting to sound a little bit like a conspiracy theory nut. Wendy was wondering what she got herself into. She peered over towards Rowan, nervously trying to get her unease across to him the best she could. God. This night was going horribly. It started with Wendy arriving with her sisters, and hanging out with Rowan, ending with this awful, awful, disaster. Who are even these guys?

Wendy didn't want to find out... because she was wondering what the hell Nick was pulling out his glove compartment. Was it a gun? She was getting a little on edge here - kind of paranoid. She channeled that electricital ability of hers in order to control the metal as Nick said....

The large soldier insect inside spilled out, chattering wildly and glancing around frantically, eyeing the newcomers warily. "It's okay, they're alright. I think." Nick reassured the insect, before looking back to gauge the kids' reactions. "Don't... freak out."

... But what Wendy wasn't expecting was a god damn giant insect popping out of the glove compartment. Her eyes shot wide as she wondered what the hell is that thing. One of the Arachnids from Starship Troopers?

"Uhhhhh...." Was all that escaped Wendy's lips.

It took Rowan a moment to process the situation. This stranger was talking to an ant. An ant.

Even Rowan was confused as she was. "What is that...?" Wendy trailed off, before realizing it wasn't important. "Um. Nevermind. Just get a move on!" She said.

All things considered, mild terror and temporary shock was about as good as Nick could've hoped for. Without any further hesitation he slammed on the gas, pealing out of the parking lot and blasting down the street at speeds anyone else would probably have considered somewhat unsafe.

"I'm a metahuman. Like you guys," he offered in explanation to the kids without taking his eyes off the road. "I make the bugs - the eggs grow in my skin, and when they hatch, they do what I tell them. They won't hurt you, but they'll keep us safe until this blows over and you guys can get back to... wherever you're from. " He cleared his throat as the cab made a particularly sharp turn. "There's, uh, gonna be a whole lot more of them where we're going."

What an odd ass power. Part of Wendy wanted to just roll out the car, but she had no idea of what happened back at the festival - or if it was going to spread. So maybe... maybe hanging with the creepy taxi-cab driver won't be so bad?

But, she was worried about Diana and her friends. She hoped that they got out safe.

She wanted to at least text her... So, before she responded to Nick, she pulled her phone out of her pocket, and hammered away at it. Typing up the best message she could.

Diana, please tell me that you're okay.


She hit send, before Wendy looked up at Nick.

"... I'm a Metahuman, too." Wendy was quick to add... she was unsure of what she should tell him. She didn't want to announce that she was a Power Replicator to the world, but she can tell him a half-truth. "I can... I can shoot electricity, and control magnetism like he can."

"Huh, small world. Guess you guys probably have a lot to talk about," Nick joked awkwardly at her response. He'd often wondered what it would be like to be one of the 'normal' metas - someone with actual powers rather than the clusterfuck of misery that was his life. No point in thinking about it, though - it was like wondering what it'd have been like to be human.

The rest of the short drive was spent in silence, which suited Nick just fine.


Jack awoke with a convulsion, immediately smacking his head on the lamp above his head. "Son of a..." he muttered, rubbing the sore spot and blinking his bleary eyes awake. It seemed he'd fallen asleep at his desk again, as evidenced by the fact that he was wearing his clothes from the day before, the fact that the lights were still on, and the fact that he was currently sitting at his desk. This habit was murder on his electric bill.

For the first time, he focused on the horrid cacophony that had roused him from his sleep. Someone was singing, and playing guitar - probably Alex. Someone else was singing what was, from the sound of it, "Here It Goes Again" - judging by the fact that she was attempting to sing both parts of the chorus by herself, that was most likely Cassie. Oh, and there was also the world-endingly loud synth-pop nightmare blasting through the wall, accompanied by various shouts and grunts and words of encouragement. Doris. In a half-asleep daze, Jack fumbled his earplugs off his desk and stuffed them in his ears, overcome with blessed silence.

Time to get ready for the day. It seemed he was already wearing clothes, so. Ready to go. That was easy. Jack kicked his wheely chair away from his desk, enjoying the sensation of spinning through the room, and stood up, brushing some crumbs of whatever he'd been eating last night before he fell asleep of his pants - chips? Some kind of chips.

Jack pulled his phone out of his pocket and flipped to his To-Do list - it was his day off work at Home Depot, which meant it was finally time to get to all the big projects that had been accumulating over the week. First up, some of the screws in the lobby that kept all the weird, art-deco paintings on were starting to pop - they'd have to be removed and replaced entirely.

It took Jack just a moment to locate his drill before the sleepy young man was off, plodding down the stairs and yawning loudly as he hefted the powertool casually in his hand. Good morning, Eden Gardens.
So like, how does this work? Are those of us with combatants in the are free to just start engaging the mooks at will, or do we have to leave combat open-ended?

Imma operate under the assumption that taking on Houndy is a one-way ticket to pound town.


I've sent my CS in! I decided to go the 'reclusive sun cult' path, mainly because I like my holy warriors better when they have to take things on faith and can't have immediate, tangible proof of their god's existence. :P I haven't developed the cult religion very much, but they'll probably consider the Evergod to be the Sun's father and the Moon her sister.

I don't mean to force things on your universe or anything - I intend to leave it up in the air whether said deity exists or if my character's just a crazy dude worshiping a ball of fire, a question I'm sure you can come to your own answer on.
Alright, awesome! I'll start working on my sheet in the morning.

Lore question, though: what's your position on religions not specifically mentioned in the lore? Because I was thinking about a paladin-type character who's from an order of knights who worship a really nebulously defined deity of the sun and summer and whatnot (I swear to god, Praising the Sun aside, it's really not a dark souls ripoff).

It wouldn't even have to fit in with whatever established system of gods there are, since I'd like it to be up in the air whether said deity exists at all (no miracles or holy smite evil spells or anything like that). Would such a character be acceptable?
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