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10 mos ago
Current Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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12 mos ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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1 yr ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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1 yr ago
Hey, folks: I've just kicked off an RP, a fantasy where you can worldbuild as much as you can adventure. So if, like me, you like worldbuilding nearly as much as writing, check out Pilgrim's Caravan
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3 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Bio

Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 10 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to play around with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

Most Recent Posts

It's still gonna be a while before the conjoined map is finished, but rest assured that it's coming.
[@Scyntel] Perfectly alright!


[@Scyntel] Perfectly


[@Scyntel]


*Insert overdone TRIGGERED meme here*
@Jeyma
My bad XD There's so many maps right now. Someone needs to consolidate the damned thing. So I'll change it that your nation isn't colored red lol.
MonkeyPants


I'm doing that right now.
[@Everyone] Gimme a minute and I'll put all the maps together.


It allows for quite a bit of diversity in my nation. which is always fun.


You claimed the space I already occupy.

First Golem, then me. You're developing a nasty little habit


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Yes and yes and yes.

Or you can say something funny like "they couldn't get him on the scale."


"Excuse me, sir, could you please stand still for some measurements? It will only take a moment of your time, sir."


<Snipped quote by Gowi>
Told you. Germanic Asians.


*can't pay attention because your ruler is pretty*
<Snipped quote by Jeyma>
You guys should've called the mods in, since you know, GM autonomy.


I didn't want to do it because I was new and didn't know how the site worked. Don't know why the GM didn't.
There was once an NRP where someone literally claimed all of my nation *after we had already started the RP*, and refused to relent or let up. He decided, without my permission or GM permission, that my nation was a vassal of his.

Note: this was not after an IC war or anything IC. He submitted an N.S. and, in that NS, it stated clearly that my nation was his. The NS was not accepted but he didn't care, if he wrote it then he believed it belonged to him.

The GM couldn't talk him out of it. I couldn't talk him out of it. We had no ban function, and it seemed extreme to summon admins, so he just kept fucking coming. It caused a huge conflict because he was certain that he was entitled to claiming my nation because his was "more evil" according to his NS that wasn't accepted.

The RP didn't survive much longer.

Be grateful, @Golem, that @Monkeypants is so willing to move.
@Arkaotic has asked me to inform you all that he will be posting tomorrow.


@SanaChan Why did I not get a notification for that? ._______.


It's happened to me 4 times just this week. Maybe even more times that I missed.
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