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10 mos ago
Current Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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12 mos ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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1 yr ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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1 yr ago
Hey, folks: I've just kicked off an RP, a fantasy where you can worldbuild as much as you can adventure. So if, like me, you like worldbuilding nearly as much as writing, check out Pilgrim's Caravan
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3 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 10 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to play around with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

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It misses ethanjory's claim, at least. Also you probably have to axe Monkey's claims since he needs to work out a new one now.

@DarkspleenI already took the Dothraki Sea, though. Hope you don't mind it that much.


Ethanjory was the only one, actually.

Sorry for the small size. Some d-bag uploaded a hilariously small picture, so the only way I could add his to the map was to make them all equally small (expanding his would have fucked it up). So... blame him for the small map.

If anyone wants to try and make a bigger one, I would welcome that of course. I am not good at this kind of thing: I just saw the need to unify the map. If anyone wants to make a better one, don't feel obligated to hold off for the sake of my feelings.



If I missed anyone (you know who you are), it's because your map couldn't be added due to a glitch that I was too stupid to solve.


I can make it bigger, but then it will look more pixelated

Sorry for the small size. Some d-bag uploaded a hilariously small picture, so the only way I could add his to the map was to make them all equally small (expanding his would have fucked it up). So... blame him for the small map.

If anyone wants to try and make a bigger one, I would welcome that of course. I am not good at this kind of thing: I just saw the need to unify the map. If anyone wants to make a better one, don't feel obligated to hold off for the sake of my feelings.



If I missed anyone (you know who you are), it's because your map couldn't be added due to a glitch that I was too stupid to solve.
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I'm also indecisive as fuck.


Nah, so am I. Had this account for less than a year and changed it 4 times already.
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That would be because I'm irresponsible as fuck.


And also because you change your avatar daily. Someone's gotta put a stop to that shit.

(Jk, jk)
So, Spleen. I'll be hiring your people for sure.

@Jeyma, How does your nation feel about other expansive oceanic empires.


Very worried. Very nervous. Very "let's... let's be friends, okay?"
<Snipped quote by DeadBeatWalking>Does it mean we are back in the 12th century?
That would have some...very un-fun consequences.
Like the tiny island out far away from Essos never able to interact with any of the other players.
Or the absence of castles as we know them, knights in shining armor and crossbows being a rare and kinda dubiously effective weapon outside sieges.
Heck, you don't even have counterweight trebuchets (albeit nor you need them).


That's all irrelevant.

We can have all that technology you mentioned, but without guns, because the GM says that's what he wants.

Realism doesn't matter outside of History and Slice-of-Life RPs. Moot points.
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There's no convincing necessary. You just have to accept the fact that I'm always right.


I think you just summarized the entire Nation Roleplay genre.

I feel like this should just be dropped until the GM pops into give his final say, that way the argument doesn't end badly.


Because it only matters what the GM will say. This argument is literally accomplishing nothing: everyone will just keep trying to justify their opinions and never convincing the others of anything.
@Jeyma, my overzealous Jiminy Cricket.


@Emuxe, the one who needs a Jiminy Cricket.
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