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STATUS: Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee 10 mos ago
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10 mos ago
Current Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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12 mos ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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1 yr ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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1 yr ago
Hey, folks: I've just kicked off an RP, a fantasy where you can worldbuild as much as you can adventure. So if, like me, you like worldbuilding nearly as much as writing, check out Pilgrim's Caravan
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3 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 10 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to play around with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

Most Recent Posts

In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Emuxe As Newt, I like turtles just fine, but I just don't think my warrior spirits would prefer the form of a lowly amphibious animal, ja feel?


prefer the form of a lowly amphibious animal, ja feel?


lowly amphibious animal




Your warrior spirits can suck Shell's shell.
In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Even his turtle looks aristocratic.
In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
HAH! Turtles? The proud warrior spirits of old only possess great mighty things! But only up to fifteen minutes because few vessels are strong enough to contain their MANLY POWER.


Woah, woah, woah!



Stop right there.

You can't tell me this doesn't inspire the hearts of even the most ancient spirits:



Behold, peasant, the great power of turtle!
In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Jeyma That sounds like a plan! Never planned on these animations to be long-lasting anyhow. Probably like 15 minutes at most before they crumble or ejected from the vessel.


*Lumao laughs cause you only get a comical turtle sidekick for a quarter of an hour*
In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
bring them to life, like statues or even the elements themselves,


Hey, hey, living statues is Lumao's thing!

Buuuut I have an idea to fix that little issue. As I mentioned in my C.S., creating a golem requires precious gems and metals (like the rubies and emeralds used on Shell). I'm assuming that it doesn't require any special gems or anything to get a spirit to possess a statue? It would be unfair for your dude to be able to create them for free when mine basically can't create any more golems for the rest of the RP, except under special circumstances. So to even it out, we could say that "moving statues" created by spiritual possession are not as powerful or long-lasting as those created by a Mystic Artist.

So that it's MUCH easier and MUCH cheaper to do, but not as effective or long-term. Sound fair to you?

(Not that Shell is powerful anyway )
In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Whoo, posted. Now I will probably make a new character!

What's y'all opinions on spirit magic? Specifically, spirit as the mythical fifth element?


Depends on what you mean by spirit. XD

As in, summoning spirits? Like summoning a ghost or a spirit animal?

Or are you talking about magical control over a person's soul?
In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I come back to people plotting the demise of poor Carlisle, shame on you all. Trying to be diplomatic and shertul wastes the rest of his booze and now you plan to burn him.


I don't think I replied to this before, even though I meant to, so:

It could still end diplomatically. It's just that either Crow has to give up or Sophia has to go with him willingly. I believe Emuxe already plans on having Sophia go to the Wastelands for plot reasons, so... Crow's just gotta give up or deal with a Revenant, a Fleshspinner, and some random fire elemental all at once.

I guess he could pretend to give up and try to stalk them, but with the Revenant's sense for Nephilim and Shertul's senses in general, it would probably be hard.

I'm so sorry. I didn't plan it this way at all, I swear.
In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
When Carlisle tries to take Sophia away:



That link is super broken.
In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Jeyma>

Damn you and your moral blow Jeyma! -grumble- I hope that shit works out for you.


The guilt trick always works!



(Kidding, kidding, I didn't even mean it like that)
In Torn Realms (High-Fantasy) (Mid-High Casual) [ALWAYS OPEN] → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Jeyma>

Oh, oh! Wait till I get my dwarf done then he can help!

edit: Warhammer is ter- Have you been shotting bleach?


Well, no, but I am still withdrawing from going off of addictive prescription drugs, so maybe my mind is blurred
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