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Current Die, baby.
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Racist Dragons and Lying Jesters.
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I got money on my mind and my mind on the money that's on my mind because I got bills to pay and I can only pay it with the money that's on my mind and of course my mind is on that money.
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Hi I'm Tuddums, also known as Blue. I've been RPing for quite a few years now and I reckon I'm a half decent writer by now. I like to write about violence and unsettled characters. Uh... Yeah. Bye.

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"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!" A joyful voice breaks through even the chatter and noise of a tavern. The Golden Scales, a good place for a feed and a drink if you don't mind a menu devoid of anything but fish. Mind you, if you're in Azure Strand and don't care much for seafood... Well... You're in the wrong place. The tavern is just next to the harbor, giving it plenty of business as sailors return home from their voyages with their pouches full of gold. The location and availability of alcohol also makes it perfect for any other individuals who would like to get their grubby paws on said gold. Like one particular jester.

The tavern is packed and the hour late. Festivities are abound and the band has just finished a song.

"Yes!" Anataaoerki leaps up onto a table that has four sailors on it, immediately hunching over slightly and strumming his lyre, not giving them too much of a chance to complain before he gets into a routine. Sailors. Sailors like stories about the sea, particularly stories of the great or terrible things that only the hardiest of sailors could possibly comprehend or know about. The crafty jester has one such tale in mind, especially effective due to the current time of day. Things can get spooky at night. He clears his throat obnoxiously loudly to claim any remaining attention that he may not already have. Judging by the look of the owner of the tavern's expression as he watches from behind the counter, he isn't exactly keen on some weirdo interrupting planned events.

His voice has an air of mystery about it while keeping a somewhat jovial tone, needing to draw them in as quickly as possible. His lyre lets out swift deep sounds, foreboding yet still with enough energy to remain captivating. He wants to interest them with a ghost story buy, believe it or not, he knows they're not complete idiots. No one actually believes these sort of stories. Unless they're drunk, which quite a few of the people here are.

"Now listen well as I tell a tale of a night I shook with fear!
We were sailing west on the open sea heading home from a long, long year.
I was standing watch all alone that night when I heard a wailing cry!"


His head jolts to the side as if to react from said cry happening from out the window and in the harbor, his knees shaking in mock fear.

"As I strained to see what the sound could be something flashed and caught my eye..."

He pauses for dramatic effect, sweeping his face from one side to the other, making sure all in front of him get a good look at his blank mask.

"And the cold wind blew."

He drops off of the table, his boots thudding loudly against the wood in order to regain the momentum of the tail, his lyre picking up in pace as he does so. He doesn't really have everyone's attention, but he still has almost all those in a close vicinity. And that's all he needs.

"'Twas then I spied off the starboard side a strange, mysterious sight."

His head turns once more to the window, prompting a few of the listeners to do the same before returning their attention to him.

"I froze with fear as it drifted near like a ghost in the dark of night.
I could see a sail on a broken mast and deserted decks below.
From all around came a mournful sound but..."


He stops playing the lyre for just a moment to put emphasis on what he says next.

"I saw not a living soul."

He pauses once more.

"And the cold wind blew."

He leaps up onto the bar counter, opening up his attention to the whole tavern as he plays. Unknown to the patrons and even the jester himself, a large object begins floating through the fog of the harbor, slowly creeping into view.

"Well, I held fast to the forward mast as the ship moved slowly on.
And I watched that way 'til the break of day when I knew it fin'lly had gone.
Oh, they laughed and joked as I told my tale to the captain and the men."


He strums once loudly to put emphasis on another line, now having the attention of the whole crowd. Who'd have thought that a tale of a ghost ship would be received well at night by drunk sailors that just got home from extended trips? Only a clairvoyant, that's who. Otherworldly help of sorts. Hah. Anyway, back to the song.

"But the stories true, I can promise you, and it's sure to happen again."

He manages to spot something through the window, the object becoming clearer. Eyes widen underneath the mask and he takes in a deep breath in shock. Did he just weave a boat into existence!? Sure as his eyes will allow him to, he sees a ship in a rather sorry state floating aimlessly through the foggy harbour. Crew or not, all he needs is for people to see it too and they'll come to the conclusion he knows they will. He thrusts his arm outwards, pointing at the window as he cries out.

"Yes, it's sure to happen again!!!"

Some people turn and are immediately shocked, some standing from their seats and others sloppily spilling their drinks. This then prompts the rest of those present to look as well, having the strange reactions. People begin shouting in confusion. Surely what the jester was saying wasn't actually true? It was clearly a tale designed to entertain! The crowd doesn't get to become too loud before they're silenced by the sound of the jester slamming his boot against the counter, getting their attention. Unsure of how to feel or react to the current situation, they listen quietly. Anataaoerki picks up an empty pint glass and balances it on his foot, holding it out.

He's determined to make money off of this. Especially with an opportunity as rare and unheard of as this. Who tells a fake tale, only to see it actually happen? It's a one in a million opportunity that will only get better if the ship is investigated and is actually abandoned or haunted. He can envision the fame he would gain from being the one who first saw the ship now... Oh the tales he could devise and songs he could sing in order to spread misinformation and earn gold...

His voice darkens, damn near menacing as he drives the last line home.

"And the cold wind blew."
Starting Date and Time: 17th day of Ceruleo, 300 DM

Starting Location: Azure Strand

CS URL: Anataaoerki

A creak as boots press hard against the floorboards. A rustle of cloth as it slips against itself. A jingle of bells as they sway. A roar of laughter as the crowd watches on. A strum of an ever so slightly out of tune lyre as gloved fingers strike across the strings. A voice crying out as it speaks of glorious conquest and tragic downfalls. A quick tumble and roll as unamused onlookers attempt to interfere. An even quicker quip as they fail. An unbreakable will as stories and songs are rejected and booed. A set of skills that entertain as well as educate. A need to lie as a stage is set for those who believe.

A small grin unseen behind a white, expressionless mask.

Anataaoerki.

A jester.


Name: Anataaoerki

Aliases: Amrik/Knudsen/Cralk/Thotan/Frokay/Wernon/Lorsen/Lanrik/Klaun/Vilter

Race: Boogeyman

Gender: Male

Age: 25

Birthday: 13th day of Jadeyan 275

Birthplace: Ebonfort (assumed)

Resides in: Wherever will take him.

Occupation: Jester

Appearance:
A full body jester outfit, littered with patches of fabric sewn on in desperate attempts to keep it held together. Not a single part of his body is revealed, fiendishly hidden from curious eyes. Bells hanging from his hat jingle with his every move, bar one or two where the balls have fallen out. His white mask is rather unnerving to look at, as it hides any sort of expression or gaze he has.

Personality:
A born liar and entertainer who clearly isn’t all there. A mad jester indeed, his actions are often wild and unpredictable, jumping about and shouting in order to gain the attention of his audience. Whether he be in the company of strangers on the street, the tavern, the brothel, the campfire, or the castle (gods forbid), he gives every performance his all. And it shows. He will not be satisfied unless he has sufficiently entertained his audience. Or at least, unless he has convinced them of some misinformation. He is restless and will travel from place to place while also altering his outfit every so often, which has made his identity and origin considerably difficult to pinpoint.

History:
???
To be revealed.

Skills
Rhetoric: 5
Storytelling: 25
Singing: 10
Music (Lyre): 10
Dance: 10
Busking: 5
Acrobatics: 5
Impersonation: 5
Subterfuge: 15
Socializing: +30

Racial Bonus: +30 Socializing

90 Points + 30 Racial Bonus

Magic:

Special Abilities:
Greater Echolocation
Improved imitation after hearing a person’s voice over time

Other:
No one has ever seen his face, he likes to tell people he has no face. He will often alter his voice to sound like a woman, taking advantage of the fact that his body is rendered androgynous by his outfit.

Possessions:
Quantity | Item | Acquired | Value
Jester Outfit | Starting | 3gp
Bone Dagger | starting | 50sp
18 | Feed | Starting | 90gp
Backpack | Starting | 3gp
Lyre | Starting | 2gp

Ledger:
Cost | Item | Subtotal
+100gp | Starting Money | 100gp 0sp 0cp
+1000gp | Extra Money for not having a house | 1100gp 0sp 0cp
+2gp/day | Income, Jester

Story List:
"Hahahahahahaaaaaaa!"
Let me know if this is a bit too cheeky. (You'll see what I mean.)

By the time the two spectators arrive all that's worthy of note that remains of the boar is it's head, which is still being firmly held onto by his huge claws. He breathes loudly as he calms down from his frenzied consumption of the creature. Genrit releases the head, strings of congealed blood sticking to each claw as he does so. A satisfied growl accompanies a swipe at the flesh in front of him, tearing away fat and sinew to reveal the bone underneath. Now this is a skull actually worth taking back to his cave. He'll need to be a bit more precise in order to tear away the skin without getting carried away and just crushing the thing. His long white tongue slips out of his mouth and licks along one side of his maw, wiping up some of the dripping blood.

It's in this moment that he senses something nearby. A jingling sound and a source of magic other than his own. He visibly stills, trying to determine what that something is. His head slowly turns, neck curving to look behind him as he manages to gradually pinpoint where it's coming from. A lone human. His pale eyes stare over at her and a deep growl slips through his teeth. His body steadily turns to face her. She's been gawking at him instead of just going her own way, so she must have something to say.

He says nothing, waiting for her to either state her business or leave.
A deep red covers Genrit'khaath's otherwise pure white body as he steps around the outside of his cave. Huge streaks of crimson gore have stained his brilliant scales, yet to be washed off. He personally loathes having such a gruesome image, much preferring the white shining brilliance he is capable of. But ever since he was freed he has needed to fight to regain his territory. Looking like you've just gutted twelve other dragons helps assert dominance to any larger creatures you come across. The massive dragon has managed to smear himself from snout to tail with the blood of the creatures he has slain in order to gain a more intimidating appearance. And when you're as large as Genrit, it works.

A collection of what appears to be various bones rests outside of his cave, a warning to any passersby not to disturb whatever resides within. However, they are merely illusions. Rocks filled with magic and turned into tricks of the eye. Genrit would never bother actually transporting the bones of the creatures he feeds on, much preferring to eat them. He taps a stained claw against one of the larger rocks in a new pile, taking a deep breath as he begins the illusion. The rock takes on the appearance of a half-dragon's skull. This makes him grunt once in acknowledgement of his choice before he moves on to four more small rocks. It has taken time, only transforming a few a day, but the pile of fake bones has become a fearsome display, even stretching inside of the cave a small distance.

Satisfied with his progress, he decides that it's time that he did a patrol for the day. Maybe find something to eat if he spots something big enough. He turns and walks away a certain distance before flapping his wings, propelling himself in the air. He has regained his strength by now, carrying himself far up into the air and looking at the area around him. A grumble rises through his throat as he thinks about where to head. Maybe today is a good day to wash, it has been quite some time. His own vanity will prompt him to clean his scales and keep them that way for a few days, but the need to maintain appearance is always there. He tilts his body to the side and flies towards the forest, his powerful wings beating loudly.

He goes out further than he usually does, feeling like he has the luxury to explore on account of him having nothing else planned. Though he is certainly looking forwards to the metals back at the cave that he managed to get his hands on when he caught out some traders passing by near Pyresia. He didn't need to even kill them for it, one look at him and hearing the deep, powerful roar of his and they couldn't give him what he wanted and run away fast enough. Genrit'khaath smirks to himself as he remembers this. To be expected of someone as brilliant as him, really.

He manages to spot a river and starts trailing along it. Easy. He's bound to spot something eventually, covering ground as quickly as he is. Not much time passes before he sees something. A dire boar, all on its lonesome. Just what he was looking for. Without hesitation he arcs downwards, his wings folding against his body as he speeds towards his prey. His wings fold out just as he is about to make contact, slowing him enough so that the following impact doesn't end with him splatted across the ground himself, having only needed the speed to take the beast by surprise.

The impact of his claws digging into the boar and slamming it to the ground causes the earth beneath them to shake. He cracks the boar's skull, but not enough to kill it. It lets out loud, pained squeals as it writhes in place, being held down by the strength and weight of the massive dragon. He doesn't bother himself with trying to find a way to finish it off by throwing it around or bashing its head against the ground. Instead, his already bloodied mouth starts tearing away at its underbelly, starting to eat it alive. Genrit growls aggressively as he starts tearing the dire boar apart, brutally eviscerating it.
Starting Date and Time: 22nd day of Vermillio, 300 DM

Starting Location: Cave to the south of Pyresia.

CS URL: Genrit’khaath

Genrit'khaath is awake to see the sunrise. Even in his exhaustion from the day prior he was unable to get any more than a few hours sleep. Being freed from ice after so long is not without its drawbacks. The soreness in his muscles and a growing headache prevent him from doing much more than watch the sun peak over the horizon. His breathing is slow, trying not to strain himself any more than he needs to right now. His morning will need to be calm, for he knows that when the day has fully begun he has plenty of work to do. The territory he owns is ambiguous at best after all this time, so it's important that he reestablishes his borders. This will require him to search through the area, drive away any potential competition which he assumes there is now plenty of, and become reacquainted with the area.

That and he's hungry. Really hungry. For both flesh and metal.

After spending a few hours relaxing and absorbing the warmth of the sun, it's time to get started. A shudder goes through his body as he pulls himself onto his feet. He's still sore, but at least the headache is starting to die down. Genrit'khaath stretches his wings out, flexing them a few times in preparation for flight. They feel stronger than they did yesterday so he should be able to at least move from place to place with breaks in between. After taking a moment to swivel his head to establish where he is going, his wings beat powerfully, propelling him off of the ground. The force of the wind pushes and shakes the nearby rocks while he gains altitude.

Rising above, he can recognize some of the immediate landmarks: large hills and structures of rock that have withstood the test of time. The actual terrain, however... Genrit huffs quietly for a few moments, gathering himself after the effort. Once he has gained enough height he eases up the strain on his sore body by gliding, relying on the warm air to guide him. The feeling of flight is incredible. His large body relaxes as he swiftly explores, his wings flapping every so often. He sees the forest to the South, but a feeling of unease passes through his body. He does not remember the area being quite so large. He should expect this though. On the bright side, the creatures in the forest always did taste better and had much more meat, and a lot of dragons wouldn't bother competing over such territory on account of the difficulty to navigate such packed areas on the ground. But every now and then a persistent dragon could catch something out in a field.

Genrit doesn't even notice some of the drool coming from his maw as he changes direction, going to investigate the forest. He lands just on the outskirts to give himself a break, laying down and breathing slowly the way he did in the morning. The last thing he wants it to exhaust himself in mid air and come crashing down into the trees. Especially not with his scales being so weak, even after digging through his cave and scavenging what little metal was left.

Gathering himself, he launches again. His shadow coats the trees beneath him as he flies over, his white eyes surveying the land below him. He spends a little over an hour searching, looking out for any rivers, lakes, or other places where he may be able to consistently find food. He manages to locate such a lake and turns his body to smoothly approach it. Just in time too, he's overdue for another landing. When he's close enough to see it properly he comes to a stop, flapping his wings to hold him in place. He watches it intently, searching for any movement. Eventually he spots something.

Bears. Both food and competition in this case. They leave the treeline as a group, all walking to drink from the lake. A whole family by the looks of it. His lips curl upwards, revealing his rows of sharp teeth as he waits for them to all reach the water. The pain in his body goes to the back of his mind as he becomes focused on the task at hand. When it's time he surges upwards once with his wings and then tilts his body down, going into a dive towards the group, claws extended. They don't see or hear him coming before it's too late. The impact of his claws slicing through two of the adults causes their bodies to be torn in two as he swoops. His wings then flap once more, allowing him to twist his body and do another, closer swoop. This time when he approaches the now panicking wild animals he lets out a powerful roar before clamping his mouth down on the furthest fleeing one. He tosses it at a nearby tree, killing it. The remaining two don't get much further, with Genrit simply extending his huge arms and grinding them both into the ground with his claws.

His head lifts up to the sky and he lets out a triumphant roar. Even though the bears were nothing more than harmless animals to a dragon his size, the rush of violence is welcome granted how weak he has felt since his freedom. He wastes no time bringing their mutilated bodies together and beginning to feast, his huge maw widening and crunching down on the pile of flesh and bone. The heat coming from the inside of his mouth alone is enough to begin burning away at their fur and innards. His actions are savage, razor sharp claws gripping the bears as he tears off chucks of their bodies, hungrily swallowing them down his gullet. The nearby water becomes dirtied with red as the creatures are drained and torn apart. By the time he's done, nothing remains of the bears apart from a few shreds of fur and a huge patch of crimson sinking into the earth. Genrit's face is covered and dripping with blood, as are his front claws. He breathes heavily through his nose, the satisfaction of having eaten sinking through his body. His head tilts and he shifts to the side, looking down into a clearer part of the lake. He sees his bloodied face staring back at him, soon also being obscured by the blood dripping down from his snout and into the water.

How familiar this is.

Genrit settles down next to the patch of gore. He admires his work and relaxes, letting the warm sun work its magic against his pure white scales. He doesn't bother washing the blood off, knowing that it's best to leave it on for now. The stark contrast between it and his scales makes him look considerably more intimidating. An organic war paint, if you will.

Plenty of time passes but he doesn't mind, resting is just what he needs now. He'll probably just return to his cave soon and try to melt what remains of the ice. On the bright side, he's able to drink it. It's completely pure, too. Once he's done that he'll try and get some proper sleep and rest now that he has some food in his stomach. His eyes shut and he stretches his claws out, digging them into the earth as he tends to his sore muscles.

This moment reminds him of his time spent owning this territory. At least, the more peaceful time when he first established it. Lazy days of flying in the heat, hunting, practicing his illusions, admiring the shine of his scales, and sleeping while surrounded by his hoard. A gentle sigh passes through his bloodied lips and he shuts his eyes, settling down.
His expression doesn't change in the slightest as she replies. If anything, it grows harsher. It's not until she takes her gold and starts to leave that he lifts his head up again, chin turned up. He is a proud and powerful creature, he refuses to waste his time on such a petty encounter, especially when she responds with such defeat.

But when she mentions Pyresia, he takes pause. A long talon taps against a rock in thought. "So there are..." His head dips and he looks down as he mulls this over. Drache finally disappears from view, leaving him to the silence of the night. He takes slow, deliberate breaths as he determines what he is going to do now that he's free, taking into account just how much time has passed.

It's in this moment that Genrit acknowledges just how alone he is. Before he was frozen he at least knew a few trustworthy dragons. But they could easily have died during the death of magic, let alone the other hazards dragons can face over hundreds of years. It could be an entirely different world now.

And he's alone.

Genrit's gaze turns up to the stars, his brilliant white scales shining bright as ever in the moonlight. At least the night sky hasn't changed. He holds onto this. He thinks of Drache briefly, wondering if he should have tried to keep her around long enough to gain his bearings. But it can't be helped, he needed to maintain his honour. Even after spending hundreds of years frozen, he holds onto this.

All he has now is his pride and the night sky.

He holds onto these things.
His judgmental expression doesn't change the slightest as he watches her. His pale eyes remain watching her face intensely. Judging by the way he looks at her it's clear that his interest in her is only kept because of the situation he finds himself in. If they had met before he was frozen he very well may have just eaten her if he found her too annoying to deal with. It's always good to put a half breed in their place every so often.

One of his claws digs into the earth when she touches him and his muscles tense, shifting his scales against her hand. Dangerous. But he lets it slip in order to allow her to finish what she has to say. His impatience mounts as she goes on her little spiel, some smoke coming from his nostrils. A scavenger indeed. He has nothing ill to say about scavengers, being one himself at the end of the day. But at least he doesn't feel the need to act so mischievous. Regardless, he understands what she's talking about and her reasoning.

The offer she makes, however...

Genrit'khaath slowly leans his head down, bringing it directly in front of her. His eyes practically start burning holes into her as he takes a steady breath, the exhale bathing her in heat. He's quiet for a few moments, glaring her down. Eventually he opens his mouth slightly, giving her a clear view of his rows of sharp teeth as he speaks, his words practically dripping with venom. "You have saved my life. I am not too proud as to not recognize this. Keep the gold as a reward." A deep growl rises from his throat as he continues. "Now, if you ask me for a favor I will consider it. But do not assume you have any sort of control over me."

Another wave of heat exits his bladed maw. "Understand?"
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