Name: Jason O'Douhls
Age: 16
Appearance: Tall, red curly hair, broad chested.
Personality: Loud, Brash, Direct
Biography: He was one of the capitals trained shining stars, he honestly believes he's going to win, and hasn't started taking the competition seriously.
Preferred Weapon of Choice: AK-47, but if there is none around, well a giant fuck-off club will do.
What did you do in the Training Room to receive your Training Score? He drank a bottle of rubbing of alcohol, burped accidentally, and set himself on fire,
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Drakel shot Geoffrey in the chest Ouch. (Geoffrey takes 7.5 damage) He also moved one step closer to the barracks
Catlord moved into the mountains (-1 move)
Green hid in the corner of the map with the mountains (-1 move)
LordShyGuy moved into the forest.
Geoffrey was stunned this round and couldn't move, he could still attack though. (He chose not too.)
THE ARENA ERUPTS IN SOUND, THERE HASN'T BEEN ENOUGH BLOOD, SEND IN THE SUPER NINJA. ONLY THE VIOLENT WILL BE SAFE.
Super-Ninja powered on, Super-Ninja leapt ontop of nat clawing his face with a cyber sword 33 damage
Catlord moved into the mountains (-1 move)
Green hid in the corner of the map with the mountains (-1 move)
LordShyGuy moved into the forest.
Geoffrey was stunned this round and couldn't move, he could still attack though. (He chose not too.)
THE ARENA ERUPTS IN SOUND, THERE HASN'T BEEN ENOUGH BLOOD, SEND IN THE SUPER NINJA. ONLY THE VIOLENT WILL BE SAFE.
Super-Ninja powered on, Super-Ninja leapt ontop of nat clawing his face with a cyber sword 33 damage
We do not like nat.
We tolerate him, it's not the same thing.
We tolerate him, it's not the same thing.
Leotamer said
http://orokos.com/roll/164537So my questions? What other dangers lurk here; how will we know we knew when danger is nearby?
There are undead in the forest, they have an aura of dread around them, if you start feeling existential terror, then you are probably close to one of the many dangers in the forest.
We've got an Adept, an Ex-Cop, and a Mage.
Also, we're having to push it to sunday not saturday.
Also, we're having to push it to sunday not saturday.
Heisenberg said
It's probably you submitting them just to be an ass about all of this.
Nah, I have a guy who tries to get me to kill myself, the last time I did an anonymous confession, I made it public so everyone could see every entry. 12 posts in they were talking about jacking it with Smirals hair, and how they were going to rape Brose and make me watch, and how they would love to cut a hole in sophi's throat and make love with it.
It happens a LOT.
Don't say that, I'll ask you questions.
Personal Questions.
Personal Questions.
In
Guys now that it's Guild - The Sequel... all the banned people can come back.
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11 yrs ago
Forum: Spam Forum
Uskglass said
Heheheh. Dex. Good times. Remind me what was the username of the bitch he sent the dick pics to? All I remember was one of our big spam video chat sessions when her three year old walked up holding her dildo.
He sent it to a shitton of people.
Oh I just ended the IC PM thing, we'll open it back up in a moment.
It's hard managing all these different interlocking parts.
GMing is hard.
:qq
It's hard managing all these different interlocking parts.
GMing is hard.
"So, what do you guys want to do? I don't really think they want our help..." Iris said awkwardly.
"I do have the ability to invoke my god's name in order to allow us to pass, however it can be risky as they might not follow the command. However, I am sworn to do whatever I can to complete my divine mission." Alexander remarked.
"I'm not one to place too much faith in the Gods, but if you think it will help us - then by all means." Alarei looked behind him to see the Palace once more, and the bitch inside. "I say we ignore her, we were here to kill the Goblins. We do that, we might gain the Queen's favor."
"And a Queen's favor sounds a lot more valuable than coin ever could."
"Well, the, er, Captain did leave us a suggestion. I suggest we follow that before we... Go about the business our own way, whatever our way will be." Geckle looked forwards at the woods uneasily. "What if the patrol encountered a party of, er, goblins? They seem too well-trained to be late for trivial reasons. Considering what we're here to d-do, it sounds like a place to start."
"Mm, the little one is right - we should investigate the disappearance of this patrol, we'll see first hand whether or not these guards are as cracked up as the Mage bitch seems to think they are." Alarei led his horse by bridle behind him. "I say we hitch our horses somewhere near the palace - trekking in the woods with the horses could create some unwanted attention - and it'd be a little harder to navigate through the thick undergrowth on the back of a horse."
"Sounds good to me, but what say you, Gwenaël?" Iris asked, turning towards the ranger.
"I say we'd best get moving. With that smoke in the air, there won't be much time. As much as I'd hate to do help someone so rude and prudish, we need to help with the goblins."
And with those parting words they soon found themselves approaching the dark wood, it was an insidious place, with very few game, and even less fruit. The trees had bark that was reminiscent of flesh, and the sap would ooze like festering wounds a thick salty muddish brown mixture. Only the strongest and wiliest of creatures could survive there for very long. The grass lands quickly turn to purple caked dirt, and there was no sound of life where there was life but moments before. The group stood at the precipice of the forest.
((Everyone Roll 2d6+Wis/Int whatever is higher, on 7-9 you get 2 questions 10+ I'll give you 4))
"I do have the ability to invoke my god's name in order to allow us to pass, however it can be risky as they might not follow the command. However, I am sworn to do whatever I can to complete my divine mission." Alexander remarked.
"I'm not one to place too much faith in the Gods, but if you think it will help us - then by all means." Alarei looked behind him to see the Palace once more, and the bitch inside. "I say we ignore her, we were here to kill the Goblins. We do that, we might gain the Queen's favor."
"And a Queen's favor sounds a lot more valuable than coin ever could."
"Well, the, er, Captain did leave us a suggestion. I suggest we follow that before we... Go about the business our own way, whatever our way will be." Geckle looked forwards at the woods uneasily. "What if the patrol encountered a party of, er, goblins? They seem too well-trained to be late for trivial reasons. Considering what we're here to d-do, it sounds like a place to start."
"Mm, the little one is right - we should investigate the disappearance of this patrol, we'll see first hand whether or not these guards are as cracked up as the Mage bitch seems to think they are." Alarei led his horse by bridle behind him. "I say we hitch our horses somewhere near the palace - trekking in the woods with the horses could create some unwanted attention - and it'd be a little harder to navigate through the thick undergrowth on the back of a horse."
"Sounds good to me, but what say you, Gwenaël?" Iris asked, turning towards the ranger.
"I say we'd best get moving. With that smoke in the air, there won't be much time. As much as I'd hate to do help someone so rude and prudish, we need to help with the goblins."
And with those parting words they soon found themselves approaching the dark wood, it was an insidious place, with very few game, and even less fruit. The trees had bark that was reminiscent of flesh, and the sap would ooze like festering wounds a thick salty muddish brown mixture. Only the strongest and wiliest of creatures could survive there for very long. The grass lands quickly turn to purple caked dirt, and there was no sound of life where there was life but moments before. The group stood at the precipice of the forest.
((Everyone Roll 2d6+Wis/Int whatever is higher, on 7-9 you get 2 questions 10+ I'll give you 4))
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