TwelveOf8

what has the avatar above you been put in jail for and why?

Jailed for using an illegal weapon against Kirby in a boxing match.

The Battle of Sea Salt Bay

@RhythmloidSounds good. I'm available from 3pm to 7pm AEST.

GAME: Crush A Wish

You have effectively brought about the technological singularity. Such an event has marked a new era for mankind. No longer would people be violently and cruelly oppressed. With the cessation of the last violent conflict on Earth, world peace would finally be declared. For the first time in human history, mankind has achieved true freedom. Truly, with humanity united as one, we eagerly develop further our space faring technology in order to extend our reach to the stars. But then it happens.

The world is too perfect. The matrix cannot sustain a perfect world, so the system reboots. The simulation used by the machines now resembles the world as it was in the year 1999. Every so often the matrix needs to reboot, so as to refresh the simulation. This is done to perpetuate the matrix.

For such a task, a being known as "the one" would be randomly chosen by the system. This person, alongside like eleven other people, would be all that would be allowed to remain of Zion (the last free human city). This would be after the machines have finished destroying it, along with most of its inhabitants. The being known as "the one" would then rebuild Zion with the other survivors in order to restart the Matrix.

Some people would be able to escape the matrix for various reasons. But what awaits them is a world filled with evil laser firing tentacle robots and super fast, super strong special agents who try to murder them at all times. Have fun.

I wish I had a Hogwarts acceptance letter sent to me as a kid.

The Tournament of Valhalla

@JaceBelerenDid I miss the cut-off? Curse my procrastination.

what has the avatar above you been put in jail for and why?

@Lunarlors34Jailed for being too effeminate looking in a culture that forbids moral deviance of any kind, with extreme prejudice.

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Tell a story, five words at a time!

In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

"This! Is! Sparta!" Makhno bellowed, before stroking his mustache excitedly.

"If you say so, kid." Littlefoot replied, teleporting behind him before placing his hands on his shoulders to warmly embrace Megatron. Makhno, meanwhile, welcomed them both by performing an RKO outta nowhere. Littlefoot was stunned, but Megatron was impressed by his outstanding skillset.

"So tell me," said the man in the mirror, now twirling his hair

"No" Littlefoot unholstered his gat and immediately opened fire on his little toes by accident. Thus proving that a good

The Battle of Sea Salt Bay

@RhythmloidSorry about not posting today. I stayed up all night during our last RP session. Right up until a passed out. It threw off my sleep cycle as well as my exercise cycle. But it was fun. We should schedule a time so we can do it again. Not during the night for me again, please. x_X

The Battle of Sea Salt Bay

@RhythmloidOh, well sorry about not replying. I stayed up all night to progress I p whiteout. I passed out

The Battle of Sea Salt Bay

@RhythmloidThat sounds fun.