TwelveOf8

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@Cuddle PotI think you may have jumped the gun and assumed too much. Oh well. Shall I let you end things or shall I?

The Battle of Sea Salt Bay

"Corinne! Wait!" Rolo called after her.

Why did she run off like that!? She didn't look like she felt well. Maybe she got dizzy from the dance? Rolo was sweating quite a lot himself. That dance was more exercise than he's had in a long time. No, Rolo thought to himself, it's something else.

"Here's your water little mis.." said the bartender.

"Thanks man." Rolo replied hastily. Cutting the bartender off in mid speech.

Rolo ran out of the clubhouse the same way Corinne left, taking her glass of water along with him. She looked like she needed it. Hopefully she wasn't sick, thought Rolo.

He found Corinne, lying on the grass outside the club. Rolo began to panic. Did she take something!? Did someone slip something into her drink!?

"Corinne baby! Wake up! Please don't be sick! Please don't do this to me!" cried Rolo.

Tears were streaming down his face. Rolo was on the verge of blubbering like a baby but he didn't care. The only thing he cared about in the world was Corinne.

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Posting time!

Tell a story, five words at a time!

In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

"This! Is! Sparta!" Makhno bellowed, before stroking his mustache excitedly.

"If you say so, kid." Littlefoot replied, teleporting behind him before placing his hands on his shoulders to warmly embrace Megatron. Makhno, meanwhile, welcomed them both by performing an RKO outta nowhere. Littlefoot was stunned, but Megatron was impressed by his outstanding skillset.

"So tell me," said the man in the mirror, now twirling his hair

"No" Littlefoot unholstered his gat and immediately opened fire on his little toes by accident. Thus proving that a good set of fingers was required when you have little toes.

Makhno declared, "We must go bowling at Barney's Bowl-O-Rama. Now."

Littlefoot agreed, so they left. With all the haste of a coursing river.

Once there, Makhno spotted the Red Army. "Do you cheeki breeki, сука?"

The Red Army fired at the man in the mirror.

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@RhythmloidMaybe we can fix that. [~]_[~]

Tell a story, five words at a time!

In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

"This! Is! Sparta!" Makhno bellowed, before stroking his mustache excitedly.

"If you say so, kid." Littlefoot replied, teleporting behind him before placing his hands on his shoulders to warmly embrace Megatron. Makhno, meanwhile, welcomed them both by performing an RKO outta nowhere. Littlefoot was stunned, but Megatron was impressed by his outstanding skillset.

"So tell me," said the man in the mirror, now twirling his hair

"No" Littlefoot unholstered his gat and immediately opened fire on his little toes by accident. Thus proving that a good set of fingers was required when you have little toes.

Makhno declared, "We must go bowling at Barney's Bowl-O-Rama. Now."

Littlefoot agreed, so they left. With all he haste of

The Battle of Sea Salt Bay

@RhythmloidThat's alright. I kinda saw it coming anyway 6_6

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"It's ok Corinne. Lets just go get ourselves a drink." soothed Rolo.

"Sorry boss, Corinne just needs some space ya know. It's nothin personal." Rolo said to Chet.

"Sure thing buddy." replied Chet.

"It was lovely to meet you miss." said Rolo to Kirsten rather hastily.

Rolo took Corinne off of the dance floor as quickly and as gracefully as he could. Trying not to barge through people. Not an easy task when the dance floor was as packed as it was.

"Aww poor dear. She's so cute!" exclaimed Kirsten.

"Baby you have no idea." replied Chet.

The band then began to play a whole new song. They played with more enthusiasm than ever before. The lead singer sang in Russian this time around, which was indeed quite an interesting touch. The partygoers on the dance floor resumed their various dances with gusto. It seemed that Rolo and Corinnes performance breathed new life into the party.

"That was amazing!" the bartender greeted them ecstatically.

"You need a drink?" he asked.

From Golden Globes to People's Choice — The Hilarious Television Synopsis Thread V.2

Heroes

Something about a solar eclipse. A bunch of people gain superpowers at the same time for unknown reasons. Malcolm McDowell shows up for a few episodes and steals the show. Rather bad acting and forgettable characters but a fun ride.

Don't watch beyond season one, just don't. Nobody deserves that kind of heartbreak.

From Forum Games to Communism — The Hilarious Spam Thead Synopsis Thread V.2

what was the avatar above you put in jail for and why?

Basically a "let's troll the shit out of each other" thread. Nobody's gonna take it personally right? Right!?