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XD Katsu be pissed
Made my short post~
Jack smirked as he took out his spear with what was used to be hostile intentions. How endearing... His expression returned to a still rather uncomfortingly happy as he then noted that the spear was away. No fucked up foreplay today hmmm? A bit of a giggle escaped his lips before paying attention to what he was saying and not his spear. He warned him to not sneak up on him and then asked him a question.
"What do you need?"
"Oxygen, water, food, and an audience." The amount of sarcasm in his tone made it rather obvious... That he was being sarcastic. "I feel the need to consult you on how many children and illnesses were made when you were in the courtyard with..." Jack didn't quite know everyone's names. How embarassing, the joke was ruined partially. "... Some lady fellow." Jack kinda dismissed the talk of going to the capital unil he realized there are people in the capitol. Perhaps he would come along and select his audience?
"Well shoot! Aren't you two just the perfect men I need in my life!"
Perfection. Unobtainable. People have tried and failed. For whatever reason people attempt to acquire that which can never earned. No hard work or prowess could ever make any being even think that perfection is within it's grasp. Unless of course that being is on some pretty hard core drugs.
Jack over analyzed and thought about the statement, dissecting the sentence. Jack tended to grasp whatever chances he had to temporarily vanish from reality to his wonderland, through his thoughts he was capable of escaping for at least a bit of time. If one has the chance to leave what is unfortunately actuality it should be taken.

"Now about that food, I hope ya don't mind hot dogs and ice cream, I myself am a little tight on money... lost my last job a while back."
Heh, a free meal is a free meal, complaining about what will be that meal would be dumb. Jack already highly anticipated the free food to come, he absolutely loved ice cream. He planned on being buried in a hole filled with ice cream... alive or dead doesn't truly matter, it is ice cream. Preserve his body or be drowned or crushed in the delicious cold dessert. Sounds pleasant either way.
He just dully noted that she would leave the directions at there rooms, ice cream. Ice cream was all that could fill his head currently. Unfortunately, not literally.
He peered around and noticed Death decapitating a dummy. Impressive. More amusing, Ntombi bugging Amaya. Even more entertaining, Death being called Diddles.
Diddles....
He then noticed the guy who went into the courtyard with Lila. Hmmm, might as well bug him about it in some immature manner, even if it would be too easy. All humor must be appreciated. Jack darted after him, running in a rather strange fashion, to catch up to him and poked his shoulder.
Nah, I might send mah guy your way
Kids are little evil things with potential to become even more evil
Awwww nah, i wanted Jack to put on a show for the little kiddies...
That kat....
When you fall asleep and wake up to.... Well lots of posts.
Well duh
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