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*I catch the apple and look at it, a bit confused.* "Eat?" *I ask, pointing at the apple.*


If you want to.
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*I shake my head dismissively before speaking again.* "Lost... Fall from sky... World gone..." *My words sound confusing, but could be made out with enough thought. I can't form full sentences, as my power was depleted greatly, so I improvised as best as I could.*


Oh, you’re new to this?
*Sighs and materializes an apple in my hand before tossing it to you*
Does this help?
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*I peek out further from behind the tree, the patch over my right eye seems damaged. I inch further towards the one from the one that fell from the tree and use what little telepathy I have to speak.*

"...Help?"


*Groans*
I’m always getting roped in with you other-worlders. What do you need help with? Your village is facing a deadly curse? You’re disintegrating before my eyes? There’s a massive armada about to destroy your planet?
@Sp00ki
Why do I have such awful luck with you lot...?
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Forest actually sounds like it might work.


Quick reminder that everything out of ** is considered verbal.
@Sp00ki

*Falls out of the tree*
Owwww...
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*Looks up into the projection as it slams down into me, my person protected by a thin layer of purple that surges on impact, yet despite the impact itself being protected, I still rocket through the void from the force until coming to a stop*
So it is.


*Both myself and the likeness extend our index fingers and pierce the base of the void—the action spawns a complex network of multicolored conduits, circles, and gates with both magical and computational components that extend as far as is visible in every direction, including vertically*
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*Glances from one to the other and ducks beneath the one physically assaulting me, thrusting hands which glow radiant purple into the ulnar side of it and, using the holes I made in it, grunts as I throw it with an overhanded motion directly at the other hand, sending it through the magical lens and catapulting one into the other*
Perhaps a man like you can even lose sight of what makes sense when he is on the verge of dying.


The prime directive only becomes more clear.
*Once the other hand has clears your head, the same blue projection crashes down from above, using it as cover, and slams a fist covered in magical circuitry into your face*
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*Swipes my hands through the air at an arc, simultaneously yet separately, and sends a pulse of red and tell surging through the room, completely neutralizing the kinetic energy of every projectile in the room and explosively causing a surge of outward force into the edges of the damaged room to force what’s left to explode outward*
You can start with explaining how you’re going to apologize to me and everyone else when you realize you’re being the more foolish than your character would ever allow.


*They blow apart, leaving us in a white void as each of the individual components tornado together, coalescing like modular bricks into a pair of floating technological hands, about as tall as I am*
All worthless.
*One swipes across the emptiness and grips onto your form, while the other fires a beam of lasers from each finger that get focused by magical lenses into a single point on your forehead*
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*Lands with a slam into standing just above the collapsing floor on a platform of red*
So much time to attack a friend and nary a moment to explain yourself.
*The miniature black holes begin to spin in space around us at varying speeds, merging together smoothly along their paths*


*A series of turrets fire mechanimagical bullets precisely calibrated to ride between the gravitational sphere of the singularities and accelerate into you, losing some of their own mass in the process*
You're a risk. What else is there to explain?
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