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“Fortune helps the intrepid and abandons the cowards. I am the daughter of a man who did not know of fear. Whatever may come, I am resolved to follow that course until death.” ― Caterina Sforza
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History Fact: Caterina Sforza was a complete badass, who whilst under siege made a point of bombarding the houses of her enemies from the walls of her castle.
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If it makes you feel better, I'm still on stick figures.
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If you mean the Uplift War by David Brin, it's available on Amazon for 7.99 in mass paperback.

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<Snipped quote by Ophidian>

And emobot is Cyrax in a nutshell XD


It's almost like a buddy movie.

He's the emotionally complicated young thug with the cyborg arm.

He's the demon blooded son of a devil who somehow fell for a charity worker.

Together, they fight LARPers.
Glad to see that was sorted out.

And honestly, the nickname Snake-Charmer is several levels of fitting.

I'm just trying to figure out if all those levels were deliberate or not.
@neogreggory

Good luck, whatever's going on.
Post up.

Mostly took examples of what was acceptable in a combat post from other players. Here's hoping I didn't inadvertently screw it up, eh?
Warehouse: Byz'zul

Byz'zul knew he really should have expected this, all things considered. In answering that invitation he'd made three faulty, dangerously untrue, assumptions.

1. He has assumed that the universe did not, in fact, hate him personally.

2. He has forgotten dear old dad's sage advice: "If the world can find a way to fuck you, it will."

And last but certainly not least....

3. He had forgotten that traffic at this hour was practically a layer of hell unto itself. The layer of dumb pedestrians, dumber drivers and enough carcinogens in the air to make Bejing blush. Making him late. Resulting in....Gandalf the Insipid over there bursting in on them.

Of course, he was processing all of this even as he was desperately twisting away from the blasts of magical energy that said insipid larper had launched at him and his new comrade-in-suffering. It was two on one, which was something of a comfort, but it was the sort of comfort one might take from the fact that, even if they were in the middle of a school of sharks and bleeding from a stab wound, there was someone else alongside them to be consumed in the orgy of blood, teeth and fins that was about to commence.

So....yeah....

If they were gonna get out of this, they needed a plan.

Truly, your powers of perception are the envy of all demonkind.

Not the time Azazel. Not remotely the time.

He could feel his overly sarcastic familiar twist and coil around his body beneath his robes, no doubt trying to get out of the way of the incoming magical blasts and whatever other tricks ol' insipid had up his sleeve by shielding him with his "masters" body.

The snakes confidence in his ability to avoid harm was touching. Really.

Nothing for it then. A plan...they couldn't get one of those nailed down, let alone time to think of one if they didn't get the resident hero on the backfoot, if only for a few seconds.

Less focus on the evasive, and more on firing back. Dropping to his knees in midtwist, Byz'zul tapped into the infernal energies bound within his tattoos. He could feel the heat, the power, as it broke through it's bounds and traced it's way up from his lower back to his hands. Just as it reached his finger tips, a blast of pure fire sprang forwards, aimed directly at Byz'zul's least favorite larper.
@Lmpkio

Sounds good to me. So....your character pours on the fire, Byz'zul makes a rush for MM once he's good and focused on your guy, and during the confusion, the snake slinks away and positions himself for an ambush.

Should cover it.

I'll get to work on a post.
@Lmpkio

Looks like we'll be partners then.

I've got some ideas on how to deal with magic missile-we both have ranged attacks and melee attacks, so in theory we could double down on one or the other and rely on the sheer number of projectiles to win the fight, or one could cover ranged attacks-keeping MM distracted while the other goes in for a melee attack?

Both ways, during the confusion, when MM's focus is elsewhere, it might do to get the snake into the mix, positioned for a stealth attack or distraction at an opportune moment.

You have any thoughts?
@Song Book

Sorry, was talking about the sorcerer and the snake. Underlined the Snake's lines to differentiate from the resident creepy mind controller. Heh.

I prooobably put too much thought into that for an OOC joke though.
@Song Book

"Well, there are also words like frightening, eerie, disturbing..."

"Sinister, weird, hair-raising, menacing, threatening..."

"Eldritch"

And my first moment writing these characters in the OOC topic.

There's irony here.
Ah. And in terms of music videos.

Byz'zul's motivations boil down to this: youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw
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