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Current I'll tell you what's wrong with society. No one drinks blood from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
4 yrs ago
“Fortune helps the intrepid and abandons the cowards. I am the daughter of a man who did not know of fear. Whatever may come, I am resolved to follow that course until death.” ― Caterina Sforza
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4 yrs ago
History Fact: Caterina Sforza was a complete badass, who whilst under siege made a point of bombarding the houses of her enemies from the walls of her castle.
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4 yrs ago
If it makes you feel better, I'm still on stick figures.
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4 yrs ago
If you mean the Uplift War by David Brin, it's available on Amazon for 7.99 in mass paperback.

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@Narcotic Dollie

....so question.

Does a certain assistant manager have anywhere near the amount of courage required to try to make an ex-merc whose response to most orders is "bitch I've killed people" wear less clothing? :p
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We already have a possible Yuri on stand-by and ready to launch, Captain.

(COUGHCOUGHUNSURESEXUALITYYEAAAAAAAAHCOUGHCOUGH)

As I understand it, standing orders from one of the Co-GM's are "Gay/Lebsian it up bitch".

So it seems like we're well on our way to that.
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I'll have you know that Scott (my character) is both straight and carries a loaded firearm in case of would be rapists

I would have used less damning terminology, but I'm not sure there's another term to describe dragging someone whose idea of a first date is probably dinner and a movie out to climb a rickety wooden bridge so you can scream at trains instead.
FINALLY A CHARACTER, HALLELUJAH
Tell me if she's crap or not, I'll live either way. And I'm liking Kastrati more and more by the minute. Even though I'll probably have nightmares of him tonight. Whew.

Well, I think she looks fine, as characters go. It's hard to say if a character is a dud or not until you write them for a bit. Sadly.

And in the spirit of scaring you further, Kastrati's idea of a first date is....

1. Look up train schedule.

2. Drag victi-date to railroad bridge in wilderness.

3. Climb up bridges support system until you are directly beneath track.

4. Wait for train.

5. Scream as train passes overheard, flinging sparks everywhere-possibly including your face, to assert your dominance over it.
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If he fell for a reverse trap I guess you could say....

He was played like a damn fiddle

Kastrati's guide to romance:

"Is it male?"

If y, continue, if n, try again.

"Has he taken a swing at you?"

If y continue, if n find guy with actual balls.

"Has he knocked a tooth loose?"

If y, it's true love. If n, their commitment is in doubt.
@OphidianI see you enjoy your fridge brilliance.

I like you

I do try. I can work away hours discussing the quirks and personality of a character with friends, so by the time I have one actually done....they kinda start writing themselves.

Kastrati was supposed to be the son of a general, not a badass merc from a PMC with a missing eye.....and yet....
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Same here! I can never find accurate pictures... or figure out what to put in the Google images search bar to even come close...

A handy trick I picked up-whenever you get something sorta resembles what you want, check the "others like this" bit, and you might find something alot closer.

How I found that pic for Kastrati.
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Name, name, NAME. I spend an hour or so looking for pictures, but it's really the name where I get stuck. I want something with meaning, but I always hesitate, and then I find something with a good meaning and then I say it aloud and it's horrible and just... ugh.

Full disclosure, if you go into the context and myths behind my characters name, it could mean something like "The jealous castrater".

So naturally, I made him a violent merc.
Apologies for the mess here folks, this old man tends to ramble on about things carelessly, especially when brainstorming a character on the backburner.

Tell me, what's the most difficult part of character creation for you guys? Mine is coming up with a name.


fantasynamegenerators.com

Always helps me out.
Hello, I'm Switzerland.

(translation: you guys resolve this crap, I'm out)

Well shoot, sorry to see you go. Was looking forwards to see what profile you went with.
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