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2 days ago
My brain is big and smart. Sadly that isn't the case for the rest of me though.
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3 days ago
Muh head feels like it be full od da rocks... Maybe I should go sleep...
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9 days ago
Went to the big ol' eye clinic today and got some eye-drops. Now my vission's all fuzzeh
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16 days ago
"Afraid of the dark? ..... Punch it!" - So This is Basically Pokemon
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19 days ago
Molasses be my name, being sluggish is my game
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend and/or infuriate you.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.

Most Recent Posts

This is a monster apartment complex lol. They're legit feeding exotic animals to their residents. They are NOT going to care about beef stakes lmao


But how do you know this isn't all just an elaborate plan to gather monsters in one place and then open a MONSTER ZOO, and get the public to pay money to come see the FREAKS!? It's a conspiracy, I say! A CONSPIRACY!
One does not simply throw a $50 steak to "diffuse a situation". Upper management dun care about your reasons, they care about MONEH! D<
... Isn't this gonna cost Max his job? Or, at least, get him to suffer a pay-cut? I mean, he just tossed a crate of someone else's food at two residents without checking with is manager if that was an okay use of company resources. HE GON' GET CANNED! D:

Guess there's no pension for you, dough-boy.

But hey, Sprawl-Mart is always hiring~
Current Relationship levels for Miyuki.
Theis list is updated based on how interactions between Miyuki and other characters go, as well as what Miyuki sees (and thinks of) other charactrs actions.

Horse-chan is not on this list because she hasn't been officially accepted yet, but will appear in the future (as I'm sure Dragonydas will approve her). :)


Miyuki's Shit-List:
- Yumeiko (+500)
- Theria (+25)
- Max (-10)
- Velvet [-200)
- Iris (-75)
- Qaymu (+/-0)
- Ryu (+/-0)
- Achieng (+/-0)
- Kai (+/-0)
- Suzy (+/-0)
- Nicholas (+/-0)
- Varlam (+/-0)
- Khalid & Horace (+/-0)
@Silver Carrot
Awww, that's a really cute faceclaim for yer centaur there. :3
I like it!
Miyuki isn't a damsel in distress who needs saving. She's the heroine after all.

Now to sit back and have Lady Gorgon-Eyes go and fix this mess~

Then get breakfast.
Miyuki no Suzuyami


Location: Umbra Rose Condos, Building #1, Floor #1, Stairwell -> Front Desk
Time of Day: Early Morning
Relevant Cast: @Lemons Velvet, @BunniesofDoom Iris, @Dragonydas Theria, @CitrusArms Yumeiko, Anyone Else Currently At the Front Desk(?)


Ugh, do I realaly have to help carry this lush back up to her room? She's heavy. And she keeps murmuring to herself. And she smells like dust and stale air... I'm a delicate flwoer, y'know? I shouldn't have t---

"MIKOOOON~!?!"


There was a sudden prick at her neck and a even more sudden embrace. But it wasn't a loving one. This was the kind of stuff those drunk higher nobles would try to pull back at the imperial palace all those years, thinking they could get a free feel-up when nobody was watching. And was this bitch actually biting her!? Wait... One moment... She was sucking too...? Ah, not it made sense.

Miyuki suddered as the sensation of her very own vitality was litteraly being forcefully drained out of her by this wretched assailant. While she now understood what kind of curse this woman was under, that didn't make the situation any less unpleasant or inexcusable. here she was, being a good samirtan, trying to help this ingrate, and what does she get? Bitten in the neck and sucked upon by a complete and total stranger! With who-knows-what-kinds-ofSTDs or other nasty she may be carrying!?

Apart from the initial shock, and comedically loud and high-pitched yelp she'd let out when initially nom'd on, Miyuki's face and tone had now taken on a different tone. While many may have been frightened or panicked, tried to struggle and flail about like a captured mouse, the kyuubi did none of that. Instead, she stood silently and waited for the parasitic pleb to get this whole thing over with. After all, with a grip like this, there was no way Miyuki could move anyway, she wasn't exactly built for physical exchanges of the muscular variety. Her face did have a certain disapproval written across it though.

Evnetually, the offender seemed to regain some kind of composure or control - FIANLLY! - and relinquished her grip on the fox spirit, staggering and throwing herself backwards into a wall. The kyuubi was surprised to hear the girl apologize in her native tongue, not that doing so would earn her any bonus points. After all, she'd just--

-- And there came another one...

This one was a large woman, with dark skin and very blue eyes. And now she was ... Growing fur... All over... And her face was distorting into a wolf's head... Alright, great. FANTASTIC! Yes, let's not complicate the istuation or anything by doing something like just letting thinbgs be, let's try and resolve it ourselves, by turning into our true form, and then proceed to start a rawl. Which was exactly what this emathead did. After spouting some self-righteous bull-honkey to justify her bloodlust and war-mongering, the mongrel lunged and leapt to attack the human-sized lamprey who'd just snacked on Miyuki.

Now, had this all happaned back in her homeland and her own domain, the kyuubi would'be been more than happy to settle this trifle herself. By, obviously, annihilating the two morons and sending their souls to hell herself. But, this wasn't her domain, and she - as she'd been told when first arriving - had to obey the rules and follow the customs of this place, just like everyone else. Except for these two. Watching the two get into a scuffle, the black-haired woman straightened and readjusted her kimono, gently brushed her neck where two small bite marks were, let out a sigh and then...

... Turned on her hell...?

Yup. That's right. The fox spirit left the two combatants to duke it out in whatever primitive primal primate-like way they wanted. That was none of her concenr. Instead, she followed the path that her beloved had traveled, and quickly reached the front deek. Where several individuals were gathered. Including the gorgon-lady and an unfamiliar ghost girl.... But now wasn't the time to take stock of the crowd. It was good that this glasses wearing snake-woman was manning the desk, rather than that weak-willed, feeble-looking human who had somehow suffered a nosebleed just by looking at her the first they'd met Oh, and obviously her precious princess was here too. But enough about that!.

"Miss Caretaker." Miyuki stated, rather loudly and with a serious, commanding tone of voice. "Two of your residents are trying to maul each other over by the stairway in this building. Oh, and one of them tried to eat me, I believe." She stated, rather matter of factly, while craning her neck slightly and pointing at the pin-prick-holes in her skin. "I believe it'd be a good idea to stop them before they rip each others limbs off." Her voice and expression was dispassionate and unconcerned, as if she was talking about something as unimportant as whether or not there'd been any unwanted magazines in her mail.



Greeeeeeeeat... All I wanted was some breakfast, then I hafta help some shabby-looking bimbo, then I get sexually assaulted, and now some redneck bumpkin comes barreling down the stairs and starts a fight...

... I really wish Yumi had just broguth me breakfast in bed... T-T

@Lemons
So, you wanna reply to having your face torn off first, ooooooor....?
Oh, no, I can read and understand simple japanese when it's written in the roman alphabet. But I appreciate it nontheless. :)

... Now for stares of death...

EDIT:

Yes, we're still in Building 1, though some folks are at the front desk, whereas Miyuki and Velvet are at the stairwell, with Velvet trying to flee the scene of the crime...
Still can't read moon runes, by the by. ;P
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