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Scythe leapt over the sword and aimed a kick at her head but he misjudged his weight and he overbalanced and sprawled onto the ground in a heap. His first instinct was to roll away from his attacker however that turned out to be a terrible decision and the next thing he knew he was in empty space and had rolled off the roof. "Crap!" He yelled as he fell rapidly but he managed to swing his scythe around hard enough to slam the blade deep into the wall so he was held in the air by his weapon.
Scythe leapt over the sword and aimed a kick at her head but he misjudged his weight and he overbalanced and sprawled onto the ground in a heap. His first instinct was to roll away from his attacker however that turned out to be a terrible decision and the next thing he knew he was in empty space and had rolled off the roof. "Crap!" He yelled as he fell rapidly but he managed to swing his scythe around hard enough to slam the blade deep into the wall so he was held in the air by his weapon.
Yahtzee went red at Cora's praise and fixed his gaze on the ground. "I'll stand by your decision..." He mumbled softly meeting her eyes for a moment before looking away again. Salamander gave a huff in the same way a human would roll his eyes. It made Yahtzee give a weak chuckle and he looked back up with a smile as Cora continued speaking. Her words made sense to him. Even if they did destroy this small military base or whatever it was there was always going to be more. He scowled briefly when she mentioned they weren't ready to take on what was at Atlanta but he didn't even know what was there let alone whether he could take it and he would take her word for it.

With a decision finally reached Yahtzee relaxed and actually laughed. It was exciting to be going somewhere and actually face a battle. The thought of some official training sounded good too. He watched Sig get onto his guardians, the huge tortoise, an offered a ride to anyone who needed it. "Huh. So others also use their guardians for transport. Come on Salamander. Let's get going then." Salamander let out a sleepy yawn and stretched his wings before suddenly snapping them down launching himself into the air and flying high into a loop before soaring down and slamming into Yahtzee's back and latching on. Yahtzee was jerked off of the ground and into the air where he hung in place, kept aloft by the gentle beating of Salamander's wings. "Let's get this show on the road!"
Sorry about any gramitcal mistakes. I'm actually away on a course for the weekend and I have to use my phone. Not easy =)
Anyway happy Halloween!
Yahtzee stared blankly at Cora as she flew into an ice cold rage. The entire scene seemed to happen in slow-motion and left his body feeling numb and hollow. The truly scary thing was just how fast and violently she had reacted. Since he had met this group and joined up with them he had looked at her to be the leader and guide. She was so level-headed about everything and despite having a past that seemed obviously painful it didn't seem to weigh on her and he admired that. Until now. Seeing how powerful she was made him glad he was on their side however he found he couldn't share her feelings against the new earth Hygorn despite generally accepting Cora as the leader. His sympathy for the earth hygorn vanished though at his words that felt almost like taunting and he took a step forward but Wil beat him to the punch clearly just as angry, if not more so, than he. This was someone who was even newer to the group than him but he was already strutting about like he owned the place

Yahtzee's first instinct when Sig put his arm around him was to sharply elbow him in the ribs but he contained that and instead pulled his arm off of him as politely as possible and turned to face him with a sombre expression. "Hey, uh Sig right?" He said slightly nervously. He wasn't sure what he was going to say but he did know that as much as he didn't like this guy he couldn't hate him. "I'm really new to this whole thing. I mean I only arrived last night. That's barely even twelve hours ago." He chuckled a little nervously. "But I've learned a lot in that time. Most of it seems sort of important like the whole saving the world thing. That's kind of big but there's something bigger." He gestured at all the hygorns around him. "You see everyone here? They all have gone through something I can't even imagine and I get the feeling you can't either. Something so painful and tragic that it would have destroyed any normal person but they each pulled through it. They survived and moved on and now all they want is to make life a little better. A little more peacful and never have to go through any of that again. That sounds pretty good in my book. Maybe this is a battle that we'll lose with guns but that's a hell of a lot better than a battle we win with them. These are not people who want death on anyone. They want life for themselves and their friends. I am one of those people and like it or not so are you. Do you really want something that will only cause death?" He asked meeting his eyes for a moment before turning and walking towards Cora.
I'd definitely be interested in a Skyrim plot if you are still looking.
Yahtzee thought he noticed a brief could practically feel the tension in the air and he frowned slightly in confusion but he dismissed the feeling. Anything that happened between Thema and Cora was going to stay there. It wasn't his place to go poking around in the past especially when he had noticed the sort of affect it had on everyone. Some things were just better buried. He heard Cora calling to him and headed out to actually meet the girl that had kicked him looking at her through narrowed eyes. "It's not biting I'm worried about." He said cautiously. Salamander stood on the ground just in front of his legs in a motionless position with his eyes locked onto Thema. "But I guess if you vouch for her she must be one of the good guys right?" He said suddenly cheerful and relaxed. "Hi there. I'm Yahtzee and this is Salamander. The pleasure is all..." He paused thinking. "Well it's not mine but I'm sure someone up there is getting a vindictive satisfaction out of all this." He said gesturing upwards as Salamander snorted and relaxed a little leaning against his legs.

"So what do we actually do?" Yahtzee asked Cora. "I mean I get that we're Hygorns and are on the side of nature against the vygorns but I don't get what that means? I mean are we just going to hang around here for the next few days or is there like a plan of action?" He asked suddenly eager to know more. He wasn't used to sticking around for long most of the time anywhere and if the plan was to stay until something happened he didn't know if he would be okay with that. Sure another day would fine but he wanted to explore the world and see what was out there and maybe even make a difference.
Sorry 'bout the screwy post guys... Guess that's what I get for RPing until late into the morning :)
Yahtzee was just beginning to stir from his slumber and idly wondered what it was that had woke him. He didn't even bother opening his eyes and tried to simply fall back asleep but suddenly something hard and small and surprisingly foot-shaped slammed into his side making him yelp in surprise and pain and he leapt nearly a foot in the air from a s lying down position and he hurried to his feet looking to see what the threat was. "Salamander!" He called worried that his dragon was in some sort of trouble but he saw the him standing not far away staring intently at the girl he had seen Gilfred bring in earlier. "Aw no. Man why does the psycho have to sleep next me? This is so unfair." He complained bitterly to no one in particular. "Look psycho, I can't remember your name right which might have something to do with being woken up but leave me alone!" He snapped to the girl and suddenly her name occurred to him. "Hey, it's Thema right? Well you're Gilfred's pro-" He stopped talking as he heard a commotion nearby and he stopped talking to check it out.

Wil was atop a huge pillar of water facing another man on a pillar of earth. "What the hell is going on here?" He asked exasperated. "I'm going to find Cora and Phil!" He called to Wil although he had doubts that he could be heard from where he was on the ground. "Just entertain your new friend until I get back!" He turned and sprinted in another direction. Salamander in the meantime had followed Yahtzee outside after checking out Thema and had only just gotten out as Yahtzee ran off again. With an annoyed huff he launched into the air to fly over to his human and cling to his back like he normally did. The extra weight made Yahtzee stumble but he kept going until finally he found the other two members of the party.

"Guys!" He he yelled with a note of urgency. "I don't know what's going but Thema woke up and she's a total psycho! She woke me up I mean can you believe that!" He trailed off then remembered the other reason he was looking for them. "Oh and also someone else is here an is being beaten up by Wil. At least I think that's what's going on but more importantly I think Thema needs to be dealt with before we all get murdered or something in our lack of sleep." He said as he headed back to where Wil and the stranger were.
Hey a friend of mine went to Italy once! Said it was the best place she had ever been to. :)

If my avatar is that annoying I can change it. It's probably overdue now anyway.
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