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1 yr ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
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1 yr ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
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2 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
2 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

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I'll admit I missed this.


Me too.
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Of course it's metal—okay, take the oven.
*Puts the pizza ingredients in a cast iron pan and starts a minor matter-antimatter reaction with the spoon, melting it and heating the pan*


Okie doki. *Puts the over on 100 degrees Fahrenheit and when it warms up I put the bread wrap in for 5 minutes*
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Toss me something you don't mind destroying.


*Gives you a large spoon*
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*Kneads the dough for a pizza before throwing some tomatoes into a pan and mixes a sauce*


I'll need the oven once you're done with it.
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Sounds good to me. Up the malic acid this time.
*Heads toward the kitchen*


*Follows and begins making a sugary bread wrap filled with kimchi and tamarind wrapped in mustard greens and soaked in lime and granny smith apple juice, creating a very sour mixture wrapped in the sugary bread*
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With all that covered, is there anything else we need to address before I go make dinner?


Don't think so. I'll get to work on your dessert, too.
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I mean, okay. But you just might end up starting another war.


I hope not. But I suppose it's possible.
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The number of people who would believe either of us on something like that is pretty close to zero.


Yeah, which is why it would work. If they believe I'm back at all, they'd probably believe the truth. And if they don't, well, it's hard enough to get here.
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If anyone asks about you, what exactly do you want me to say?


Hmm... You can be honest. I'm back but retired and looking to live a normal life.
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Maybe they'll figure out a way to send something back one of these days.


Heh, maybe.
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