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1 yr ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
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1 yr ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
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2 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
2 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

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*Half smiles*
You know, you have a good point, babe. An eternity's worth of fun within arm's reach.


Mhm. I usually have good points, it's one of my good points. *Smiles, then grimaces* That one was dumb, sorry.
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Maybe not, but you'll get bored eventually. Forever is a long time.


Nah, I've got you! I could never get bored.
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You sure have a knack for getting yourself into trouble. Question is, how are you getting out this time?


Dunno if I am. Why bother? If I can't leave, there's no real downside. Not like I have people to visit who can't come here already.
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Yet you have your friends collecting territories. But hey, I get it. I won't kill you for wanting to not get involved, but...
*I move my hand so that it faces you*
You're not leaving this place.
*Your concept's borderlines become locked to those of this dimension*
There. I'll see you again once Existence is free.
*I disappear through another tear in reality*


Uh... kay? Wonder what that was about.
... Wait.
*Tries to open a portal elsewhere*
... Shit.

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Don't get yourself killed again.
*Walks into the kitchen*


*Walks back inside*
Well... I'm not dead. But it looks like I'm stuck here for the foreseeable future. Not that I planned to go elsewhere at all, but still. Could be problematic sometime.
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Call me Nyarlathotep. I'm a Codi. The Codi, even. I'm working on uniting my species, and then...
*I glance at my hand and clench my fist*
I plan to take control of the Mammon Machine. I figured I could use the help of someone who accomplished what you have.


Uh... Sorry, Nyarko, but I'm retired. And even if I weren't, I'm not super into the idea of taking over Existence. Or of anyone else doing it.
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*Appears through a rip in reality*
So you're the one. I expected someone in your position to be much more than a simple... whatever you are now.


Thanks? I guess. Sorry, but you're a new one to me. Who are you?
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You're way too philosophical about it. Sometimes the simplest answer is the right one.
*Stands up*
Want something to eat after you check that out?


I'm too philosophical about everything, Love. And yes, please. I'll be back in a moment then.
*I walk outside*
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After all this time, you still let that guy annoy you. Why don't you just kill him already?


Well, technically it's not his fault it happened, so I'm not really so much annoyed at him as I am at his defense systems. But they're why I set up this dimension to have the same quote-unquote "coordinates" as his in the first place.

Anyway, I'm not so much into the whole "killing" thing anymore. What point is there in sending someone to their afterlife? For us, who can still affect and be affected by the dead, there's no reason to make someone dead. Can't delete them or anything like that anymore, so unless they're like me and stuck without an afterlife, there's no purpose to it. And even in those cases there's loopholes all the time.

Anyway, this visitor is being very polite, surprisingly. They're at least waiting for us to acknowledge them.
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What’d you do this time?


I didn't do anything. In fact that's probably the problem. Dynamo went and got his dimension broken and now someone's knocking on ours.
Well that could be a problem.
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