Zachary Little

The Right Honourable Adventure of the British Isles [Closed]

Lolda picks them both up, and they decide to sit down. Terry is intoxicated, but Lolda can hold his liquor better. Partially and entirely because he's a fucking nose. He sees a magazine on the table they're at, and lifts it up to read an article.

It was about Sora and Riku having sex. It was gross.

Lolda closed the article, horrified.

The Right Honourable Adventure of the British Isles [Closed]

Suddenly, Henry levitated them both to their feet. "I'm uh.. I'm not liking this host, Simon." He says with his rapidly flaring nostrils. "I don't like this it at al-- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" As he screams his mighty song of "woo", Simon/Terry and Henry both fly around in a huge circle in the room, as if they were ragdolls. They slam onto counters and ruins people's meals and drinks and cease to give a damn in the process.

Afterward, they immediately slam to the floor in an awkward, crooked position. Terry starts crying profusely until his tear ducts run dry as he thinks about his father, while Henry proceeds to cry about, well, whatever the fuck he wants.

The Right Honourable Adventure of the British Isles [Closed]

"Did someone say follow your nose"? Lolda, a random nose on the floor says. He begins to float suddenly, slapping himself onto Terry's face. "I aspire to be a great wizard like Daniel Radcliffe! WOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." Lolda shouts as his skin merges with Terry's cheek.

Terry now has another nose on his right cheek.

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Name: Lolda Schnioff-stick

Race: Nose

Occupation: Professional sniffer

Age: Absolutely Unclear

History: Once the nose of the infamous Adolf Hitler, Lolda found his way onto the open road of missouri after the world war. After working as a lost, rundown fisherman for 5 years, he flew to Leicester, England. it was here that he met the beautiful indian mistress Thida Phadoungsyavonga. After having three beautiful children with her and a happy, serene life, he slaughtered his entire family in the middle of the night and ate them whole. Not much else is known, I'll be honest. This guy is weird. He's a wei-- no, you know what? He's not even a guy. He's just.. he's just a nose. A nose that talks through his nostrils. He's not even a guy. He's just an odd... thing.

Personality: His personality is solely dependent on his host. He tends to be either an exact replica or opposite of whomever he is stuck on.