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Candlelitsoul 2 hrs ago

Going away for the weekend. WOOOO!!!

2 likes: The Savant, Vixere

Grimoire Gaming 5 hrs ago

in less than a week, kenny committed a double homicide on the same person. thoughts and prayers

1 like: Fabricant451

Vertigo 8 hrs ago

afk until sunday, back with posts then

Glep 13 hrs ago

Listening to Limp Bizkit....

1 like: Vixere

Lith 15 hrs ago

When I'm in my depressive phases, I try to find things to do that'll be useful when I feel better. It doesn't make me feel better but it makes me not regret the time I spent when I can appreciate it.

6 likes: MurderVictim, Dark Cloud, Marlowe, The Elvenqueen, Fetzen, The Savant

Master EffeX 16 hrs ago

"(Don't) Call Me Crazy" by Kelly Jensen should be required reading. Seriously.

Marlowe 16 hrs ago

I can't eat anything when I'm in a severe depressive state. Everything tastes like stomach acid...

1 like: The Elvenqueen

Dark Cloud 17 hrs ago

Depression is a bitch.

6 likes: Three Steps Far, The Grey Dust, Marlowe, SleepingSilence, Lith, Glep

Mangrale 1 day ago

DinoBlade is seriously making me imagine an even more hardcore version of Dinotopia, and it's getting distracting.

1 like: Jerkchicken

Elite Minor 2 days ago

THIS. STATEMENT. IS. FALSE!

Elite Minor 2 days ago

I hope this interaction doesn't lead to any fallout between us... Fallout: New Vegas

badfool 2 days ago

Woah! I'm back? Settling back into normalcy. I feel like a veteran here.

3 likes: Fetzen, Artemis Arts, Elite Minor

The Grey Dust 2 days ago

There they are officer! Thats the one you want, they no no touched me!

4 likes: POOHEAD189, Vixere, Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

Star Cat 2 days ago

Jesus fucking christ. I thought I was done with younger siblings annoying the fuck out of me.

1 like: blindwoofer

Elite Minor 2 days ago

SWEET CAROLINE!!! (BUM BUM BUM) GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD!!!1! (NUH NUH NUH) I'VE BEEN INCLINED!! (BUM BUM BUM) TO NEVER BELIEVE THEY WOULD

Elite Minor 2 days ago

BUM BUM BUM

Elite Minor 2 days ago

Hands Touchin' hands Reachin' out Touching me, touchin' you

Elite Minor 2 days ago

Where it began I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growin' strong Was in the spring And spring became the summer Who'd have believe you'd come along?

Lith 2 days ago

I'll believe it when I see it but uh. There goes what remains of my college debt if so. lol

1 like: IAmAugustReign

IAmAugustReign 2 days ago

FCK YEAAHHH ART INSTITUTE STUDENTS!!

2 likes: Lith, The Raven Calls

The Raven Calls 2 days ago

I CAN'T WAIT ANOTHER 3 DAYS MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 likes: KrystalKleo, IAmAugustReign, Lexisheeps, FulgrimLives

Lexisheeps 3 days ago

Baby, when you finally get to love somebody.... guess what, it's gonna be may.

2 likes: Crimson Flame, KrystalKleo

wheels 3 days ago

Welcome to the may 2024.

2 likes: The Savant, FulgrimLives

Glep 3 days ago

I can't take benadryl i owe the hat man money

5 likes: MurderVictim, X Fiendfyre X, Dixie Fiend, POOHEAD189, GubGar

Candlelitsoul 3 days ago

PTSD can suck it...

3 likes: Jerkchicken, RBYDark, Marlowe

ezio ac2 3 days ago

Looking for RP

Candlelitsoul 3 days ago

Today I got my own account. As mother doesn't need her phone in the psych hospital, I got off hers. As well, she was court ordered to stay in the hospital and get treatment. Now, I work on MY health.

12 likes: Jerkchicken, Chev, MurderVictim, Dark Cloud, Marlowe, POOHEAD189, The Savant, Vixere, blindwoofer, Star Light, IAmAugustReign, Lexisheeps

The Raven Calls 3 days ago

Achievement unlocked: Floof Ball

1 like: The Savant

The Raven Calls 3 days ago

If life was a game, I'd have just earned the achievement "Wet Rat Mail Run"

1 like: The Savant

Hey Im Jordan 3 days ago

just rewatched hart vs austin at mania 13 last night, it will always be a classic

3 likes: Jerkchicken, AlteredTundra, Glep

Hey Im Jordan 3 days ago

AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHOOPED YOUR ASS

3 likes: Jerkchicken, AlteredTundra, Glep

Star Cat 3 days ago

Praise be to Cappy

1 like: blindwoofer

Zeroth 3 days ago

@Krasnaya: Try journaling in private, or saying your thoughts out loud under a hot shower. It's the expression of our feelings in more tangible form, not necessarily having an audience, that helps.

1 like: Krasnaya

Krasnaya 3 days ago

Keep biting my tongue a lot lately because anger has been really hounding me. Don't want to start a fight, I want to be left alone, I have nothing good to say, but I want to vent so bad. Bad bad time.

2 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, Candlelitsoul

AlteredTundra 3 days ago

Austin 3:16

2 likes: Hey Im Jordan, Lexisheeps

Lexisheeps 3 days ago

𖤐𓃵 ⸸ ⁶⁶⁶ ━━━☆ﾟ.*･༘⋆˖⁺‧₊‧⁺˖⋆

Baphomini 3 days ago

Blazzit 4:20

4 likes: AlteredTundra, Star Cat, Artemis Arts, Lexisheeps

BrokenPromise 3 days ago

Isaiah 41:10

1 like: Elite Minor

X Fiendfyre X 3 days ago

John 11:35

1 like: Elite Minor

The Grey Dust 3 days ago

Ezekiel 23:20

1 like: Elite Minor

dryden 4 days ago

Ephesians 6:11

1 like: Elite Minor

RestlessBlue 4 days ago

Oops

Punished GN 4 days ago

My end goal for Recollections: Under the Sycamore Tree is to make so many 150, 0000 posts that the Guild just explodes.

1 like: Elite Minor

rexgn 4 days ago

Sleep debt go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Xaltwind 4 days ago

Circular logic and reasoning isn't a valid argument, no matter how much you'd like it to be so

Lord Wraith 4 days ago

When you manage to snag post 69 in the IC. Nice.

7 likes: Hank, HaleyTheRandom, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, GubGar, The Savant, Qia

Wayward 4 days ago

T minus 2 days until my wager to grow my hair our for the winter ends; this mop needs a trimming.

1 like: The Savant

The Raven Calls 4 days ago

Shameless plug to kick off my rebranding ~ roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

1 like: IAmAugustReign

Xandrya 4 days ago

The ENT doc to me: "it's not looking so good in there". I know, doc. Please fix my nose, and maybe tell the VA to approve my claim.

1 like: ThatLostDude

Elite Minor 4 days ago

put me back

Elite Minor 4 days ago

I liked that box

Elite Minor 4 days ago

hey

iFain 4 days ago

Going to a vacation until may 6th, my replies would be limited until then

Artemis Arts 5 days ago

Check out my RP offers list on the 1x1 channel 😊 I have some new ideas in there that I’ve been sitting on for two years lol

1 like: FulgrimLives

Qia 5 days ago

Starting to get that awful jaded feeling =/

1 like: The Savant

The Grey Dust 5 days ago

Never trust a psychic who asks for the money upfront. 1) who's going to pay money to hear bad news? 2) shouldn't a psychic know who has money to pay them for their services?

3 likes: MurderVictim, Crimson Flame, FulgrimLives

Overlord Thraka 5 days ago

New Schedule for my RP friends. My goal is 1 reply a day, total. Meaning that of my 4 current ongoing RPs, each partner can expect a reply once every 4 days. Maybe more often if I'm inspired.

4 likes: Marlowe, The Savant, Artemis Arts, Abstract Proxy

WanderingNomad 5 days ago

Sorry for the temporary break, was in the hospital with COVID and still recovering at home. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

3 likes: The Elvenqueen, The Savant, The Raven Calls

KatherinWinter 5 days ago

Wonder if I lost my touch

2 likes: The Savant, The Raven Calls

Three Steps Far 5 days ago

I've started referring to my "Customer Service Smile" as my "Alastor Smile" and no I don't watch too much Hazbin Hotel shut up!

3 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, X Fiendfyre X, The Raven Calls

Star Cat 6 days ago

There is no higher privilege than being able to full-palm your cat's fat-flab without being clawed.

6 likes: Three Steps Far, Fetzen, The Savant, Manzanilla, blindwoofer, FulgrimLives

Foster 6 days ago

Owning a pet and being the brave one in the room to keep them calm worked well enough to keep yourself calm. As being happy and calm is almost as infectious as fear.

2 likes: MurderVictim, Vixere

wheels 6 days ago

if you have anxiety and beside medicine. what help you if a anxiety attack happens. I get it really bad when weather could be bad. I need some help to keep my self calm

Visyn 6 days ago

That feel when you’re craving a super specific RP..

1 like: LemonZest1337

Estylwen 6 days ago

"There is no one in this room that can stand against me! The Hand of God be my witness, I am the Voice from the Outer World!"

MiddleMario 6 days ago

good

Artemis Arts 6 days ago

I have been gone for two years.... Ooops. Um, hi I'm back!!!!!!!

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Fetzen

Daxam 7 days ago

One thing I really appreciate about the Fallout show is how well the dark humor of the games carried over

4 likes: POOHEAD189, SporkoBug, IAmAugustReign, FulgrimLives

Dark Cloud 7 days ago

*laser eyes* NAY BEGONE, GREYHAWK IS BETTER

Wayward 7 days ago

I think that's enough todaying for today.

3 likes: Crimson Flame, SporkoBug, Nanaya

HaleyTheRandom 7 days ago

TFW You want to go home and plot drama with your characters, but you're stuck at work dealing with actual drama 😭

6 likes: MurderVictim, Guardian Angel Haruki, POOHEAD189, The Savant, SporkoBug, Yankee

amorphical 7 days ago

In the mood for a non human fantasy setting.

3 likes: PaulHaynek, Fetzen, Vixere

Punished GN 8 days ago

touch these

ManyThings 8 days ago

You almost got the cheese touch....

1 like: Dark Cloud

WhiteAngel25 8 days ago

"May it be an evening star, shines down upon you. May it be when darkness falls, your heart will be true." :)

2 likes: Pandolin, Single Malt

Tally Dor 8 days ago

Ok. So I chickened out. Those of you expressed an interest in a wolf pack RP. I put something up in 1 on 1 for now.

1 like: Vixere

Dark Cloud 8 days ago

Pathfinder > Dungeons and Dragons

3 likes: Tim the Yeti, Vixere, JewelSerket

Elite Minor 8 days ago

'mogus

Scribe of Thoth 8 days ago

I think that’s just called playing dnd

13 likes: RBYDark, Kuro, The Grey Dust, Dark Cloud, Marlowe, POOHEAD189, GubGar, nightmare medx, Star Cat, Abstract Proxy, Nanaya, JewelSerket, Elite Minor

The Grey Dust 8 days ago

You like kissing tentacles don't you? You're a ghaik kisser.

7 likes: Marlowe, POOHEAD189, Vixere, Nanaya, JewelSerket, Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

Genkai 8 days ago

Kinda wanna RP BG3....

3 likes: POOHEAD189, nightmare medx, Elite Minor

Phase 8 days ago

I had my character fully pictured in my mind and then it got corrupted by images from manga and anime.

1 like: JewelSerket

Three Steps Far 8 days ago

Remember to take time for yourself! Burnout is a seriously unpleasant feeling.

5 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, GubGar, SporkoBug, JewelSerket, Elite Minor

Howilng Zinogre 8 days ago

ON MY OWN / LET IT ALL BURN by Fabvl on repeat

1 like: Three Steps Far

Master EffeX 9 days ago

Man! I've only watched like 1/3rd of it so far, and 'Interstate 60' is such a good movie! I'm watchin' it on Kanopy (CDN 🍁 streaming service via library card #). It's probably elsewhere, too.

Tally Dor 9 days ago

Would anyone have interest in a wolf pack roleplay?

5 likes: Candlelitsoul, Vixere, RickyG85, hanzo, Elite Minor

ezio ac2 9 days ago

Looking for RP

RickyG85 9 days ago

Sometimes I read through interest checks and turn into Heath Ledger; "-and I thought MY jokes were bad!"

2 likes: GubGar, hanzo

Candlelitsoul 9 days ago

Got what I could. We go back Sunday for the final haul

Star Cat 9 days ago

Xfinity is fucking trash. Arris is fucking trash.

1 like: blindwoofer

threetoads 9 days ago

The good thing about conducting conversations through statuses is that you can look at a random profile and just witness someone absolutely losing their mind.

10 likes: Kuro, Candlelitsoul, GubGar, Angstyrainbow, hanzo, JewelSerket, Testament Nymph, Elite Minor, FulgrimLives, Phase

Phase 9 days ago

Using statuses to talk rather than a forum or the discord.

5 likes: RBYDark, Kuro, POOHEAD189, threetoads, Elite Minor

Lith 9 days ago

Except for me. I'm Lith.

Testament Nymph 9 days ago

We all are lol

1 like: X Fiendfyre X

Tim the Yeti 9 days ago

Roleplaying is temporary, World of Warcraft is eternal.

4 likes: Kuro, Dark Cloud, Testament Nymph, Elite Minor

Testament Nymph 9 days ago

Having trouble managing time for writing as my friends are having World of Warcraft night every day after work, so my responses are definitely going to get delayed.

2 likes: Kuro, Tim the Yeti

Nev 9 days ago

Bored. Boredity bored, bored. Oh, and did I mention that I'm bored?

Dark Cloud 9 days ago

"I am NOT! A MORON!" "Well, how about now? NOW WHO'S A MORON?" "Could a MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT? Huh? Could a moron do THAT?" "Uh oh."

2 likes: SporkoBug, Elite Minor

SporkoBug 9 days ago

Hubs figured out why I like Sassy Robotic Companions and It just happens to be because of Portal. GLaDos and Wheatley my beloveds.

4 likes: AngelBites15, Dark Cloud, Lexisheeps, Elite Minor

POOHEAD189 9 days ago

Good luck, Night Diamond!

2 likes: Dark Cloud, Vampiretwilight