I feel so bad for my cat.

[Kaga]

I get a static shock almost every time I try to touch her. Her fur's just so fluffy that I guess she generates a ton of static electricity just by walking around and stuff, so she's always shocking herself whenever she touches something. But she's just a CAT; she doesn't understand why that happens! She just wanders the house, going about her cat business, getting zapped by everything she touches. D:

[K-97]

That must be the cruelest joke nature could play on a cat.

There's always the option of shaving the cat.

[Kaga]

K-97 said
There's always the option of shaving the cat.

Acting as if that wasn't cruel enough, her fur would still grow back before long.

[Smiral]

Dogs: 1
Cats: 0

[Card]

Smiral said
Dogs: 1Cats: 0

Tigers

Cats: 1
Dogs: 1

[Kaga]

Actually, now that I think about it, it's possible that my cat is actually a Pokemon.

[PrimezTime]

I shock my two dogs a lot. Only me out of a family of eight.

[aza]

PrimezTime said
I shock my two dogs a lot. Only me out of a family of eight.

with a taser

[PrimezTime]

Azarthes said
with a taser

Yep. My sister leaves her taser out and I guess I'm really the only one who likes using the darn thing.

[Dervish]

Card said
Tigers Cats: 1Dogs: 1

Direwolves

Cats: -1
Dogs: 3

[PrimezTime]

Dervish said
DirewolvesCats: -1Dogs: 3

Those wolves from The Grey

Cats: -1
Dogs: 4

[Turtlicious]

Lion King:

Cats 6
Dogs 4

[Dervish]

Turtlicious said
Lion King: Cats 6Dogs 4

Cujo:

Cats: 2
Dogs: 7

[aza]

So we are currently sitting at
Cats: 2
Dogs: 7
but the ref is currently looking at the current scoring system.
It seems as if it's mostly arbitrary at the moment.

And most of the point gains are called out by nonsense bullshit.

However you all need to place your bets now.
Can cats conquer the notorious dogs or will they lose the Animal Bowl XIV?

Lets get back to the action

[Turtlicious]

Aristocrats
Cats 20
Dogs 2

Lady and the tramp
Cats 22 (We are siamese if you please)
dogs 0 (Who the fuck serves dogs spaghetti?)

[aza]

Well Steve in what looks to be an outstanding offensive play from team Cats the score has gone way off balance. But whats that? The referee is coming out on the field! Lets get down to the booth.

Lady and the Tramp is a + to both sides.

Current Score.
Cats 22
Dogs 4

[The Nexerus]

All Dogs Go To Heaven