[s]Some ~50yo women look hot[/s] Awson's Blog

[Awson]

Until you accidentally see past their hairdo and notice the decrepit worm behind the makeup.

[Awson]

I should just keep a journal

[KnightShade]

Leave Hillary alone, goddammit

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Until you accidentally see past their hairdo and notice the decrepit worm behind the makeup.

@Awson

[Awson]

Time for some life advice: if there's even a 1% chance that your beverage might have been slightly frozen and may erupt upon opening, treat it like a dirty bomb.

I almost ruined my Xbox One an hour ago.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I accidentally got T-shirt paint on my Hobbit premier giant movie theater cup.

That was a year ago.

I still use it today.

Actually I'm drinking out of it right now.

[Awson]

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that you went to the Hobbit premiere.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I went to all 3 of them. rip

[Awson]

Fanaticism trumps distasteful mediocrity? Those movies that were such disappointments.

I have a new topic:

I just heard a song from 2002 for the first time the other day. Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus.

While I was hearing it for the first time, as it was blasting from someone else's phone, I couldn't believe how much I liked it. Someone else's random song. I hardly ever like songs so much on a first listen.

I might have heard the name of the band before, but didn't know anything about them. I guess there wasn't many people who liked them.

Maybe I'm not explaining it well. But it was a special experience regardless.

[Awson]

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[Tyler Night]

Wheatus' Teenage Dirtbag is an amazing song.

[Awson]

Wow, it has a lot of views, doesn't it? Makes it even stranger that I've never heard it.

[Tyler Night]

I only heard it a few times back in the day and only recently heard it again since 2002.

[The Nexerus]

This thread epitomizes failure in a multitude of ways.

[Awson]

what can I say to make you go away

[NotAMouse]

what can I say to make you go away

@Awson

This sounds like the opening line to a really bad Nickelback-inspired song.

[Awson]

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