Revolution, Democracy and Chaos!: The Musical


The musical would begin with Donald Trump who had successful secured his nomination only two weeks before. Readied at his computer, he laughs to himself with a bottle of white wine - tonight would be a fun night. He would enjoy laughing at the chaos descending upon the DNC. At home, he readies himself with his Twitter as this would only be the beginning. At the same time, the camera would focus on Pope Francis who is also at home with a worried expression. He hopes that Bernie Sanders would be the nominee. The question is would he?

The DNC opens without any chaos.
Or so the unsuspecting Democrats think. . .

That night, [insert your name here] is an individual who realizes that they are tired of America's horrible politics. In order to fix this, [insert your name here] orders tons of Anonymous masks and black capes. [Insert your name here] writes a letter that would be sent from millions of homes urging for unity and the attempt to rewrite the American political system. [Insert your name here] sleeps horribly that night and spends the next day gearing up for the "march" - or at least that's what the future rebel leader is calling it. As [insert your name here] leaves their house the following night, they are greeted with a wonderful sight - crowds of white masks and black capes. [Insert your name here]'s plan worked and they are now joined by annoyed brothers and sisters of all religions, skin colors, political parties and Social Justice backgrounds. They are ready for the march and so they head to the DNC.

It's the second night of the DNC. Bernie Sanders has already sold himself out and Pope Francis is losing hope. He continues to pray. Meanwhile, the group of rebels laugh, dance and sing while they head for their destination - Philadelphia. On their way, they are greeted by Nigel Farage himself. After giving the weary rebels an awe-inspiring speech (while singing, of course, this is a musical), Nigel disappears and wishes the freedom seekers luck. The rebels thank him and promise to keep him in their spirit while they continue to march.

It does not take long for [insert your name here]'s party to arrive at the DNC. With their large numbers, the rebel leaders are able to push back against security and take over the convention (peacefully, of course. This is a kid's movie, gosh). As they reach Hillary Clinton in an attempt to talk her down, they are met with a showdown between her and Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz, angered over the email leaks, reveals to the rebels that he is indeed the zodiac killer. In a burst of anger, he attacks Hillary Clinton and with her wound, she blesses Bernie the nomination. The rebels, however, are deeply outraged with Bernie selling them out and denounce him as a bringer of truth - at the same time, they denounce the entire Democratic party (along with Hillary). The DNC is over.

Horrified, America watches as Donald Trump stands unopposed. The next President of the United States has been elected. As Trump raises his wine glass in victory, he is trapped in his own home by Gary Johnson and his supporters. After Trump is captured, there is a scene where he is dropped off into the desert by helicopter and left to his own devices. Flash-forward to a few months later and on a cold January morning, [insert your name here] is inaugurated into Presidency with Pope Francis and Gary Johnson at their side. As the nation (and Nigel Farage) cheers, the musical ends with a smiling ghost of JFK and his wife floating towards the sunset.