You are walking down the sidewalk when someone annoying passes you. What kind of person are they, and what would you internally (or not internally) criticize them for?
The type of person is one of our overlords, the Lizard People. I would not dare to criticise them, for they can read minds and I have no desire to be incinerated by their righteous wrath and/or laser-beam eyes.
<Insert Judgemental Bitchface Chick> Probably lick my hand and touch it to her, or if things started getting really heated, direct tongue to face licking.