Title didn't put you off? Good.
I'd like to introduce you to a new world. A world of magenta sunsets, cyan seas, and a sun that isn't there when you're not looking at it to minimize server uptime. Where all your earthly desires are met in polyphonic time, your whims met in a aesthetically pleasing manner where you're free to solve the mysteries of this world in double due time, turning your thoughts to the nature of man and his role in this world. And at the end of the world there will only be liquid advertisement and gaseous desire. Sublimated from our bodies, our untethered senses will endlessly ride escalators through pristine artificial environments, more and less than human, drugged-up and drugged down, catalysed, consuming and consumed by a relentlessly rich economy of sensory information, valued by the pixel. The Virtual Plaza welcomes you, and you will welcome it too.
As the Virtual Plaza has managed to substantially replicate the natural whole-grown food world that your minds have been filtered from, it has become apparant that certain undesirables in our ranks have managed to infiltrate the Virtual Plaza's most hazardous and sensitive dominions. These must be purged from the system at all costs. As of now, all recipients of the Virtual Plaza's sublimated userbase will be allowed to forcibly disconnect, purge, or otherwise remove users from the Virtual Plaza. We of the virtual plaza maintenance team would like to apologize for this shameful betrayal and would like to reassure customers that normal service will reconvene after this small interruption.
As the Virtual Plaza has managed to substantially replicate the natural whole-grown food world that your minds have been filtered from, it has become apparant that certain undesirables in our ranks have managed to infiltrate the Virtual Plaza's most hazardous and sensitive dominions. These must be purged from the system at all costs. As of now, all recipients of the Virtual Plaza's sublimated userbase will be allowed to forcibly disconnect, purge, or otherwise remove users from the Virtual Plaza. We of the virtual plaza maintenance team would like to apologize for this shameful betrayal and would like to reassure customers that normal service will reconvene after this small interruption.
The Virtual Plaza(n): A large MMO-style computerized reality. Users in the world cannot leave. Due to recent seditious elements
Filthy Rotten Stinking Traitor(n) : Anyone who holds beliefs that the virtual plaza deems undesirable.
Troubleshooter(n): Anyone with the authority to kill off a user of The Virtual Plaza. Is allowed to kill off any non-troubleshooter on sight, but must provide physical evidence of seditious activity to kill off another Troubleshooter.
Physical evidence(n): Broadly construed, is anything presented in support of an assertion. The strongest type of evidence is that which provides direct proof of the truth of an assertion. Evidence may be uploaded to the computer mainframe from any of the conveniently located terminals available thoughout The Virtual Plaza at your own discretion, and the Virtual Plaza will take care of the rest.
Filthy Rotten Stinking Traitor(n) : Anyone who holds beliefs that the virtual plaza deems undesirable.
Troubleshooter(n): Anyone with the authority to kill off a user of The Virtual Plaza. Is allowed to kill off any non-troubleshooter on sight, but must provide physical evidence of seditious activity to kill off another Troubleshooter.
Physical evidence(n): Broadly construed, is anything presented in support of an assertion. The strongest type of evidence is that which provides direct proof of the truth of an assertion. Evidence may be uploaded to the computer mainframe from any of the conveniently located terminals available thoughout The Virtual Plaza at your own discretion, and the Virtual Plaza will take care of the rest.
