I'm serious, eat a banana, it happened to me... one night I decided to go into the kitchen and swallow a whole grape, I know, I know, I'm amazing (but not as amazing as you{I need a girlfriend}.), then I choked.
"No! It cannot end like this!" I thought, then, I slipped on my dog and a banana fell on my stomach, it was surprisingly hard (cough cough), so hard that the grape flew out of my mouth and hit the dog on the head, it waddled over to the cats' basket and fell on the cat. After a few minutes of realisation I felt a bruise on my head, I hit the edge of the table without knowing, so I peeled the banana and ate it for some reason. All the pain I felt went away just like that (snaps finger{damn it broke, better go eat a banana})
This was my, uh, introduce yourself thing, this literally happened like an hour ago. ππππππππππππͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπππππππππππππππππ
"No! It cannot end like this!" I thought, then, I slipped on my dog and a banana fell on my stomach, it was surprisingly hard (cough cough), so hard that the grape flew out of my mouth and hit the dog on the head, it waddled over to the cats' basket and fell on the cat. After a few minutes of realisation I felt a bruise on my head, I hit the edge of the table without knowing, so I peeled the banana and ate it for some reason. All the pain I felt went away just like that (snaps finger{damn it broke, better go eat a banana})
This was my, uh, introduce yourself thing, this literally happened like an hour ago. ππππππππππππͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπππππππππππππππππ
