Happy National Pistachio Day

[Marik]

Let’s take the time to list out everything about pistachios that we’re thankful for.

1. They’re green.
2. They come in shells.
3. They’re a pretty decent nut if you’re looking for a snack.

[Dervish]

Every time somebody decides to make a day dedicated to stupid crap, it lessens the impact of causes and awareness campaigns that people should actually give a shit about.

[Smiral]

Dervish said
Every time somebody decides to make a day dedicated to stupid crap, it lessens the impact of causes and awareness campaigns that people should actually give a shit about.

Awareness campaigns are a load of shit most of the time, as I've expressed before.

DID YOU KNOW BREAST CANCER EXISTS?

Yes you've been shoving it in my face for like 10 years I'm aware.

[Marik]

Dervish said
Every time somebody decides to make a day dedicated to stupid crap, it lessens the impact of causes and awareness campaigns that people should actually give a shit about.

But pistachio's though. It's like, they're nuts. Nothing's more important and sacred than nuts.

[idlehands]

There's just so much a person can take of having breasts and nuts shoved in their face.

[Overwatch]

idlehands said
There's just so much a person can take of having breasts and nuts shoved in their face.

This is the winning post.