One thing that will never happen near you

[BrobyDDark]

Someone fucked a hot-pocket and got blocked by the Hot-Pocket Twitter account

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[stark]

Wow. This guy really needs to find a better way to spend his free time.

[Goldmarble]

Holmes....Who are you to judge him and his love of....

You know what? Even I can't defend this brazen stupidity.

[K-97]

My friend appraently fucked a rock once

[Marik]

He said he’d fuck a bowl of Jell-O and then a rotisserie chicken.

[natsumehack]

Marik said
He said he’d fuck a bowl of Jell-O and then a rotisserie chicken.

Some people fuck *input thing here* he fucks food.

[BrobyDDark]

natsumehack said
Some people fuck *input thing here* he fucks food.

He does it just to brag about it later.

[natsumehack]

BrobyDDark said
He does it just to brag about it later.

I hope that food was over 18 years old, and he had permission from it.

[BrobyDDark]

natsumehack said
I hope that food was over 18 years old, and he had permission from it.

Hotpockets are older than he is and so is Jello and pop-tarts.

[aza]

Marik said
He said he’d fuck a bowl of Jell-O and then a rotisserie chicken.

Man he better fuck that rotating cock good.
Mmmhmm

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

From reading everyone else's response I feel like I don't even have to read the article.
I'm just shaking my head.

[idlehands]

I'm thinking about all the times I took a bite too soon and got first degree burns in my mouth. Ouch.

[Awson]

So I can just fuck a food on the internet and get famous?

brb