Dear Santa...

[Jurassic Weeb]

Write your little ditties to the man in red (no, not Alucard from Hellsing) here. We won't judge! _{Well, we will, but the only thing we can do is thank you for it, laugh at it, or like it.}

Dear Santa, this year I would like a fully-functional Death Note. I have some people on my own naughty list to take care of, and coal won't do.

[Todd Howard]

Dear Santa, this year I would simply like to get an answer from @Grim about where the fuck spodermang is.

[The1Rolling1Boy]

Dear Santa, I wish for you to end my uncontrollable stress and pain and remorse for how much of a cocky asshole i was in middle school and to wipe the memories of those three years out of my mind completely

[ArenaSnow]

Dear Santa, please send me a tentacle growing kit so I can fulfill my childhood dream.

[skidcrow]

Dear Santa, this year I would simply like to get an answer from @Grim about where the fuck spodermang is.

@Raddum

die

[Jurassic Weeb]

Dear Santa, I would like Ajit Pai to be outed as a pedophile and sent to jail so he can be buttraped by as many burly men named Bubba as physically possible.

[Mae]

Dear Santa, I think I'd like to be one of those peppy morning people now.