pirate time - speak like a pirate!

[aia2022]

what’s your opinion on pirates? i think they’re neat

here we speak like pirates, like the title says

aye, me mateys, here we speak like pirates!

[Lord Orgasmo]

Here's my pirate impression

"Damn, looks like we're going to be in last place again. I wish they'd trade me to the Braves."

[GlitterFlower]

might be terrible at this but imma try lol

Um... Arr!! it is me, Glitter ze pirate arrr! i learn from the best pirate around patchy ze pirate! he has teached me the art of blowing bubbles. it is a skill that all pirates must acquireeeeee

...arrrrrrrr

[aia2022]

aye I be glad to see new people in this thread! ahoy there and welcome aboard!
though these impressions be questionable at first, as the non sea faring folk say: practice makes perfect!

[GlitterFlower]

Arr! Yes captain, I completely agree!

Maybe I should stop saying arrr so much…

Anywho, is this thread like a ship or something? I want to sail the seven seas and find lots of treasure!

[Birdboy]

Shiver me timbers! What've we 'ere mates? A couple o' landlubbers thinkin' they be pirates. To the plank with'em if they have both their hands, both their eyes, or all their teeth!

[aia2022]

nay me matey, landlubbers shan't set foot upon this thread ship!

we've yet to assemble the crew! there barely be enough o' us to man the cannons! dreams of untold treasures'll have to wait, I must say

[Birdboy]

Patients, matey. When the tide rolls in, that's when the sailors will come.