Job interview tomorrow, la la la…

[Marik]

Don’t be a dick, act like a cool guy.

But seriously, give me some advice guys. Tell me shit so that I may get this job and earn meager amounts of money.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Be honest.
Lying about your skills and such may be tempting, but if they learned the truth after you're hired it can end badly.

That, and try to stay calm and relaxed.
Treat it as a good opportunity rather than a worrisome moment and their impressions of you will skyrocket.

[Dervish]

Also, dress presentably. This should be painfully obvious, but the amount of idiots go go into job interviews in their street clothes is staggering. Look like you give a shit and want to convey a professional image. Clean yourself up, put on a nicely ironed dress shirt and paints, a nice pair of shoes, and act like you have a lot to offer.

A big thing to keep in mind is you're trying to sell yourself, and they're trying to find someone who can be an asset to their company, not just filling a position because everyone needs a job and they're obligated. Learn what you can about where you're applying and what it does and offers, and thing of how you can relate your own skills into something that would be a transferable skill to the job you're applying for. Keep a good posture the whole time, keep enthusiastic and attentive, and basically make it seem like you want to be there. Also, turn your goddamn phone off. Mostly, if you get an interview, they're mainly looking at someone who is a good fit personality wise and to see if you match what you have on your resume and cover letter.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Dervish said Also, dress presentably. This should be painfully obvious, but the amount of idiots go go into job interviews in their street clothes is staggering. Look like you give a shit and want to convey a professional image. Clean yourself up, put on a nicely ironed dress shirt and paints, a nice pair of shoes, and act like you have a lot to offer.

This is perhaps the most common piece of advice I ever see people give.
And to add to it I say it varies on the culture of the place you're applying.

You have those really stuck up places who will turn you down just cause you weren't wearing a suit when you dropped off the resume in a mailbox (Not even say for the Interview itself). Then you have those people who may think you're trying too hard if you show up all dressed up to something like McDonald's.

Try not to push too hard in either direction.
Don't go too, pressed, ironed expensive suit so you don't throw people off or give the impression that you can't handle any dirty work (or that you're that desperate for the Job).
But do try to look professional and nice at least so people can take you seriously.

[Dervish]

Magic Magnum said
This is perhaps the most common piece of advice I ever see people give.And to add to it I say it varies on the culture of the place you're applying.You have those really stuck up places who will turn you down just cause you weren't wearing a suit when you dropped off the resume in a mailbox (Not even say for the Interview itself). Then you have those people who may think you're trying too hard if you show up all dressed up to something like McDonald's.Try not to push too hard in either direction.Don't go too, pressed, ironed expensive suit so you don't throw people off or give the impression that you can't handle any dirty work (or that you're that desperate for the Job).But do try to look professional and nice at least so people can take you seriously.

Once again, didn't mention wear a suit. To the job interview I went to for my current position, I wore a nice collared shirt and tidy, neat dress pants with some well-polished shoes. It pays to look presentable, even if it is for something like McDonalds.

[Smiral]

You lucky motherfucker, congrats.

(No one will hire me and it's really pissing me off.)

[Awson]

Smiral said
You lucky motherfucker, congrats.()

You really need to stop handing in those '420 Blaze It Faggot' comics as your resume.

[andromedene]

Be friendly and confident, even if you're near shitting yourself!

Fake it til ya make it, man

[Goldmarble]

Dervish said
Once again, didn't mention wear a suit. To the job interview I went to for my current position, I wore a nice collared shirt and tidy, neat dress pants with some well-polished shoes. It pays to look presentable, even if it is for something like McDonalds.

One job I was applying for, I wore good, clean, pants, and a nice sweater. Other guy shows up as if he just tried to emulate Eminiem.

Job was for a position as a grinder in a small factory making wood/gas stoves and inserts.

Yeah, I got that one.

I have to agree with Magnum, you need to dress somewhat fittingly for the type of work you're being interviewed for. My friend showed up to a welding interview in dress pants, dress shirt, etc: They turned around, sat him at a welder, and told him to show them how well he welds. Ruined his clothes, but he got the job.

[mdk]

Goldmarble said I have to agree with Magnum, you need to dress somewhat fittingly for the type of work you're being interviewed for.

Pretty much this. Wear the clothes you would wear if you were going to be your own boss at this job -- so like, if you're applying to McDonald's or Gamestop or retail, dress like a manager; if you're applying for construction, dress like a foreman (minus safety gear).

Generally you want to demonstrate just a couple of things at your interview:

1. You have your shit together (you can dress the part, you're not on drugs, you show up on time and you're not a lunatic). Playing the 'I need this job' card hurts you here.
2. You're serious about working *specifically* here. Nobody wants to spend three months training you up and then suddenly you're on to better things.
3. You're not going to be a problem-employee. Problem-employees come in many shapes and sizes; they're seeking this potential in you, so they can weed you out. Don't let them.
4. You'll give them more than you take away. Jobs are business, business is money, money has to make sense. Be a hard working contributor, know your role, etc. The resume can really help on this one -- highlight things you've done, teams you've been on, etc. that went far and accomplished a lot -- the more involved you were, the better.

In terms of 'how should I act in the interview itself,' don't be **too** worried. You might be nervous -- everyone is nervous, nervous isn't bad. The person interviewing you *probably* isn't your future boss -- it's someone who's seen a ton of interviews and can sort out the normal people from the assholes. That's their job. So.... don't be an asshole, pretty much, and you've done the best you can.