Dark Souls thread

[mdk]

I wanted to make this thread because..... because......

....

... you know, I can't remember why. But I must have wanted to make it. Here I am, making the thread!

Sorry. You've helped me, traveler. Here, take these. I shan't be needing them any longer.

You received said
0x Fucks
1x mdk's helmet
1x mdk's armor
1x mdk's gauntlets
1x mdk's leggings
1x dickbutt

I hope you'll put them to good use. You can call on me any time, friend. Don't you go hollow.....

[BrobyDDark]

mdk said
I wanted to make this thread because..... because............. you know, I can't remember why. But I must have wanted to make it. Here I am, making the thread! Sorry. You've helped me, traveler. Here, take these. I shan't be needing them any longer.I hope you'll put them to good use. You can call on me any time, friend. Don't you go hollow.....

Generic RPG Thing For When You Use An Item said Used the Dickbutt to strike mdk for 500 damage.

[mdk]

BrobyDDark said

He was right...... about you............. kehehehehehehehehehhhh...........

[Turtlicious]

Parked my level 100 asshole in The Cat Covenant Garden, LOOK AT THESE PATHETIC FUCKERS FALL BEFORE MY MIGHTY SCYTHE.

[Overwatch]

Turtlicious said
Parked my level 100 asshole in The Cat Covenant Garden, LOOK AT THESE PATHETIC FUCKERS FALL BEFORE MY MIGHTY SCYTHE.

Yeah, I racked up 500,000 souls easy at soul level 23 just doing cat covenant shit. Who knew these fuckers were so loaded? Too bad I get fucking smited every time I run into the assholes who tank out and have a sunbro with them so they can take turns backstabbing. There WAS this one time that doing the "bow" pose got me a 1v1 instead of having to fight a sunbro too. Of course, I was always polite like that. Some people are just assholes.

Stasts/set
if I recall...

Sl 86

vit 30
att 12
end 30
strength (i dunno, somewhere between 18-26, cause Strength really doesn't seem worth it for all the fucking grinding, and High ass strength requirements of every GOOD strength weapon)
Dex 30+ (because fuck yeah dex weapons)
Res 30
int 16
faith 10

Full ornstein set, Balder sheild/crest sheild/dragoncrest sheild, and +5 chaos blade

Kicking ass is pretty easy.