Ask Card

[andromedene]

Wait. I think I did that wrong.

[Doivid]

what's the best joke you ever heard, card?

[The Nexerus]

Card, who are you? Why have I never heard of you before? Why is Nargle making threads on your behalf?

[Card]

OOOH BOY ATTENTION GIMME GIMME

Doivid said
what's the best joke you ever heard, card?

I don't have terribly extensive taste in comedians, so I mostly know big names, my favorite being Louis CK. He's had a ton that have made me laugh, but I think of all the comedians I've seen and remembered or forgotten about, Daniel Tosh is the only one that's told me a joke that I've managed to remember.

"Some teacher got busted in Placelocationville in Fuckitville, Stateplace (I don't remember the specifics) for fucking a student... I dated a teacher in high school. It didn't make me /cooooler/. And some of you are going, 'that's because you were home schooled.' That doesn't really mean anything other than, statistically, I'm smarter than you. And I had game."

The Nexerus said
Card, who are you? Why have I never heard of you before? Why is Nargle making threads on your behalf?

I'm some kid somewhere that some people like for some reason. Back on the old guild I was anon as fuck for a while until I finally stopped the "pop in, tell a joke, pop out" method that used to work on the internet. People liked it, but I never knew because it never made me any friends. I came out, told some people about me, like that I was sixteen (now I'm seventeen). At the time, it was a /huge/ shitfit because everyone thought I was super old because I was super cool. People saw my face, I made friends, people like me and kind of know me. For some reason.

Nargle's probably making threads about me because we're Super Sugardrop Besties Forever and Ever (officially), and she thinks I'm still hanging around here, which I don't really anymore. But I pop in now and again.

[Drakel]

Card...

Are you a Jack of clubs?!?! O_o

No? Oh... Okay...

Are you a 7 diamonds?

No? Oh...

Are you a 3 of diamonds?

No? Oh...

Are you a 6 of Aces?

No? Oh...

Are you an Ace of Hearts?

No? Oh...

Are you a 2 of Hearts?

No? Oh...

Are you a 3 of Triangles?

Yes? Fucking Magi... HEY!!!! That's not a card!!!

[andromedene]

....
It's clubs, not cloves.

[Drakel]

ImANargleHunter said
....It's clubs, not cloves.

Huh? Is that what you call it?

Where I'm at it's often called cloves for some reason. :/

[Card]

ImANargleHunter said
....It's clubs, not cloves.

Real card shark, ain't he?

[aza]

Card is obviously of diamonds.
I mean this is known

[Card]

Azarthes said
Card is obviously of diamonds.I mean this is known

duh

that's why we so tight

[Jster]

Azarthes said
Card is obviously of diamonds.I mean this is known

This is known.

[andromedene]

Card said
OOOH BOY ATTENTION GIMME GIMMEI don't have terribly extensive taste in comedians, so I mostly know big names, my favorite being Louis CK. He's had a ton that have made me laugh, but I think of all the comedians I've seen and remembered or forgotten about, Daniel Tosh is the only one that's told me a joke that I've managed to remember. "Some teacher got busted in Placelocationville in Fuckitville, Stateplace (I don't remember the specifics) for fucking a student... I dated a teacher in high school. It didn't make me /cooooler/. And some of you are going, 'that's because you were home schooled.' That doesn't really mean anything other than, statistically, I'm smarter than you. And I had game." I'm some kid somewhere that some people like for some reason. Back on the old guild I was anon as fuck for a while until I finally stopped the "pop in, tell a joke, pop out" method that used to work on the internet. People liked it, but I never knew because it never made me any friends. I came out, told some people about me, like that I was sixteen (now I'm seventeen). At the time, it was a /huge/ shitfit because everyone thought I was super old because I was super cool. People saw my face, I made friends, people like me and kind of know me. For some reason. Nargle's probably making threads about me because we're Super Sugardrop Besties Forever and Ever (officially), and she thinks I'm still hanging around here, which I don't really anymore. But I pop in now and again.

Besties4lyfe

[Halo]

Jster said
This is known.

[KnightShade]

What do you think of the predictions of extinction for gingers?

[Card]

KnightShade said
What do you think of the predictions of extinction for gingers?

It doesn't matter what I think; what matters is what seventh grade science class says, which is that gingers aren't, believe it or not, a separate species and qualify as people . Therefore, they do not need more of the same to procreate. Red hair is a recessive gene, and you do not need to have red hair to carry the gene. Everyone of repute or distinction understands that it's bullshit, and I'd rather not go into extensive detail explaining why it is.

ImANargleHunter said
Besties5lyfe

fix'd