ITT: Describe yourself in an abstract way.

[Awson]

I stand and walk 20 degrees askew.

I roll my eyes back until all I can see is my own brain, which dreams of fantasy and future. And the thing's that I've left behind.

I am the Grinch, when it comes to a present.

I am a tiny, overcooked loaf of bread. I fantasize about the time when I was brown and when everyone around me in the oven was doughy.

I am not hard, as evidenced by the scratches on my exterior. But I am tough. Unbent. Like steel.

[natsumehack]

Awson said
.I am not hard, as evidenced by the scratches on my exterior. But I am tough. Unbent. Like steel.

[mdk]

I swim faster in deep water.

[Vordak]

I shit on people from a high tree, but until they drive me to it's very top, i hold back.

[CidTheKid]

I am Jacks overburdened liver

[Halo]

Alive.

[8]

Isolated Space-Jam

[aza]

There's nothing there

[Doivid]

super vague