So how long till we get spam creepypasta.

[natsumehack]

Like jorick the killer.

Or

ElendraMen

[Kaga]

:3 Why don't you write it?

[natsumehack]

Kaga said
:3 Why don't you write it?

Oh please I review bad creepy pasta, not write it, I am a critic, I can't just become part of the unwashed creepypasta writing masses, which by the way desperately crave good reviews.