It was a dark, stormy night and the blood moon was high in the sky. Evil was in the air, produced by Satan and his troop of dancing butt demons as they partook in sacrilege activity such as homosexual acts, marijuana smoking, and taking the great President Bush’s name in vain. Their foul influence spread to a small town just off the coast of whogivesashit, where all the residence died of embarrassment by how much this lewd scene turned them on, all except for one small child who could never even understand the concept in the first place.
Surprised by the child’s resolve, Satan proclaimed that it would be his responsibility to raise it, and therefor named it Natsume, because I don’t know, Satan’s a Japanese weeaboo nerd or some shit like that. So Satan, the butt demons, and Nat began to spread a miasma of death and disease across North America until eventually the Government had to take action by launching all the nukes. This took Satan by surprise, but the cocky prick just stood there as hellfire rained down because he’s Satan and he thinks that nothing would be able to kill him, even though that’s a shitty attitude to take on, because come on you gotta treat your live with respect. Anyway, Satan died that day, but Nat was smart enough to take shelter inside one of the butt demons to protect it from the nuclear blast. Apparently the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull held some merit after all.
Now sad and alone, Nat took to living in the fallout, where the local stallion wildlife evolved into shitty techno colored talking pony’s. Nat then befriended these abominations and formed a sovereign nation known as Equestria. But the American Government wasn’t gonna have any of that shit, so they stormed in and killed everything that walked on four legs. After all, friendship and magic is for pussy’s who aren’t man enough to live an all-natural American lifestyle. Again the only one to survive was Nat, who was now angry in losing its family twice. The only thing it knew it could do was take out its frustration on a shitty internet roleplaying community, so to this very day the elusive Nat lurks, driving off Spammers one by one until only it remains.
Surprised by the child’s resolve, Satan proclaimed that it would be his responsibility to raise it, and therefor named it Natsume, because I don’t know, Satan’s a Japanese weeaboo nerd or some shit like that. So Satan, the butt demons, and Nat began to spread a miasma of death and disease across North America until eventually the Government had to take action by launching all the nukes. This took Satan by surprise, but the cocky prick just stood there as hellfire rained down because he’s Satan and he thinks that nothing would be able to kill him, even though that’s a shitty attitude to take on, because come on you gotta treat your live with respect. Anyway, Satan died that day, but Nat was smart enough to take shelter inside one of the butt demons to protect it from the nuclear blast. Apparently the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull held some merit after all.
Now sad and alone, Nat took to living in the fallout, where the local stallion wildlife evolved into shitty techno colored talking pony’s. Nat then befriended these abominations and formed a sovereign nation known as Equestria. But the American Government wasn’t gonna have any of that shit, so they stormed in and killed everything that walked on four legs. After all, friendship and magic is for pussy’s who aren’t man enough to live an all-natural American lifestyle. Again the only one to survive was Nat, who was now angry in losing its family twice. The only thing it knew it could do was take out its frustration on a shitty internet roleplaying community, so to this very day the elusive Nat lurks, driving off Spammers one by one until only it remains.
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