Risque Skyrim Humor

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

What's it called when you make a mod for a player of Skyrim and get nothing in return?

A Skyrim job!

[Whiterun Guard]

I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you are disturbing the peace.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

I used to be a heterosexual like you, but then I took a licking to the knee.

[Doivid]

ActRaiserTheReturned said
I used to be a heterosexual like you, but then I took a licking to the knee.

that was my least favorite maymay of 2012.

In fact, it ranks lower than kony 2012

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Alduin cheated on his wife with Odahving. That's why his fire breath gives STDs.

[Darkel]

The Greybeards earned their name from growing beards to hide the herpes they all got from each other.