Ick

[Kaga]

I take one quick peek into the 1x1 intchks (as I occasionally like to poke around and see if I can find a diamond in the rough), and the ad at the top of the screen is for an online dating site.

I mean I knew 1x1 was bad but holy balls... >.>

[Cpt Toellner]

Smut Police, where are you?

[Awson]

Cpt Toellner said
Smut Police, where are you?

Killed in the line of duty.

You don't wanna know.

[idlehands]

Time for a scouring.

[Cpt Toellner]

Awson said
Killed in the line of duty.You don't wanna know.

He's the hero we deserve.

[Cpt Toellner]

What really gets me about 1v1 is that these pervy kids get like tons of responses and the occasional good RP just fades in obscurity.

I went to look at a few int-checks, first one was a kid saying he only wanted to RP with girls followed by a list of generic fantasies (none very clever even).

Within 6 hours he had 5 different girls lining up.

[BrobyDDark]

Awson said
Killed in the line of duty.You don't wanna know.

I imagine he got banned because he kept interrupting RPs.

The mods have no respect for the job of the Smut Police...

[Giygas]

I think he is still among us in disguise.

[idlehands]

Cpt Toellner said
What really gets me about 1v1 is that these pervy kids get like tons of responses and the occasional good RP just fades in obscurity.I went to look at a few int-checks, first one was a kid saying he only wanted to RP with girls followed by a list of generic fantasies (none very clever even).Within 6 hours he had 5 different girls lining up.

Are you certain they are girls?

They are probably shit RPers anyway.

[Cpt Toellner]

idlehands said
Are you certain they are girls? They are probably shit RPers anyway.

He's getting all the e-poon I never had!

[idlehands]

Cpt Toellner said
He's getting all the e-poon I never had!

You could get a lot of e-poon, you just won't take it.

[Cpt Toellner]

idlehands said
You could get a lot of e-poon, you just won't take it.

Tease

[idlehands]

Cpt Toellner said
Tease

[Cpt Toellner]

You just want me for my avatar,

[idlehands]

Cpt Toellner said
You just want me for my avatar,

There's more to you than that. I'm not that shallow. I value you as a creative, intelligent man.

Just because that's the image that'll be in my head, don't judge me.