Ask Borov the Bloodthirsty GM Anything

[Brovo]

Am I doing this bandwagon shit right or what?

In all seriousness this is a slow work day. So go ahead and ask questions of someone who moved out of his dad's basement yesterday.

[Lady Squee]

WHO IS BOROV

I only know Brovo.

You traitor.

[Alex]

I see my mind-magic is working on you, Borov.

[Doivid]

have you figured out what I want from you yet?

[Brovo]

Lady Squee said
WHO IS BOROVI only know Brovo.You traitor.

I'm his knockoff Russian friend obviously.

Alex said
I see my mind-magic is working on you, Borov.

Phone typoed to that and I decided to roll with it.

Doivid said
have you figured out what I want from you yet?

Something.

[Doivid]

so that's a no. Got it.

[Brovo]

Doivid said
so that's a no. Got it.

I know you want something, people do not talk without wanting something. It seems logical and all that jazz.

[Kestrel]

wen u post borov

[Brovo]

Kestrel said
wen u post borov

When I can haz internet. Because this phone cannot google doc. Because it crashes when it tries. Because it was made in Taiwan. Because we are cheap. Because we value everything on currency instead of quality. Because... Pancakes, Idk.

[Doivid]

Brovo said
I know you want something, people do not talk without wanting something. It seems logical and all that jazz.

people aren't always logical

or, alternatively, what they want isn't always tangible.

[Brovo]

Doivid said
people aren't always logicalor, alternatively, what they want isn't always tangible.

And thus why we have so much confusion in the world. So says guru Brovo. *hits gong*

[idlehands]

Did you get your place exorcised before you moved in?

[rpg101]

How're things now that you moved out?

[natsumehack]

are you a pony?

[Brovo]

idlehands said
Did you get your place exorcised before you moved in?

Get your cultist beliefs away from my rationalism!

Translation: No.

rpg101 said
How're things now that you moved out?

I have a den to hide in from the stupidity of the world. I'm happy.

natsumehack said
are you a pony?

... No, and I hate that show. Not the fans though, some are chill folks.