Gandalf Has A Doctorate In Magic, but he failed everything else but morals.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

This man lives on a college campus. He has been allowed to live there because he stopped a criminal from raping a woman fifteen years ago.

[Wayne]

I salute this man.

[HollywoodMole]

Great! If I was really ridiculous I would salute.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Wayne said
I salute this man.

Amen brother!
:D

I'd love to have a guy like this at my campus.