The Magic Donut Challenge

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

You must stare at the Donut for one full minute.
You win if:
1. Your head does not 'splode.
2. You do not develop diabetes.
3. You do not think about anything else but donuts.
4. You are now under my control.
5. Think of nothing else but donuts.
6. You are now under my control.
7. Worship the Donuts.
8. Open a Dunkin' Donuts. . .
9. The Donut is good. The Donut is good.
10. Worship the Donut. The Donut is God.
11. Pray to the Donut.
12. Kill for the Donut. Wipe out the infidels wherever you find them. Make your sacrifice unto me, and from their blood I shall provide raspberry cream.
13. The day will come, when the infidel will flee behind a rock, and the rock will cry out and say, "Oh, Crisplam, there is a Chew behind me, come and kill him."
14. The day will come when the noble Crisplams will kill all the Chews, and eat them! Then I, Yummhommad, will return!

[Kaga]

Ok... I win?

Not exactly difficult. Just boring. *yawn*

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Kaga said
Ok... I win?Not exactly difficult. Just boring. *yawn*

Welcome to the afterlife?
How many people have you eaten?

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

i DiD iT,aNd my13 sOullllll hAS be3n cOonusuMEde

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

pitwhousedtodopokemon said
i DiD iT,aNd my13 sOullllll hAS be3n cOonusuMEde

That is the right answer. . . enter the Golden Glazed Gates Of Paradise and feast on the souls of the Chews for all Eternity.

Dip your toes in the caramel cream of my succulent joy, with no worries for cholesterol or sugar levels. No need to brush your teeth, or watch for calories!!! Was the genocide of all non-donut worshipers worth it?

[BrobyDDark]

pitwhousedtodopokemon said
i DiD iT,aNd my13 sOullllll hAS be3n cOonusuMEde