If spam had ads

[Joegreenbeen]

which ones would be there? Answer with what type (or specific) ads you think would describe the community or/and its interests.

[BrobyDDark]

"This is like steroids for your E-Peen!"

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

We lie like any other advertisement.
"Good family fun for your kiddies!"

[Halo]

Of late? Legalising involuntary euthanasia.

[Aragorn]

Goldfish and Minecraft.