Laundry in College

[Seba]

Super simple, except for the fact that my dorm apparently has a laundry thief. Which made me stupid paranoid. Sitting in the laundry room for an hour and a half/two hours isn't a big deal to me, since I have wifi and my laptop...

BUT THERE'S THIS GUY THAT'S ALSO IN HERE AND EVERY SO OFTEN HE LOOKS AT ME WEIRDLY THEN LOOKS BACK AT THE DRYERS WHEN I LOOK AT HIM AND I'M GETTING WORRIED THAT HE KNOWS WHICH DRYER IS MINE WHICH IS LIKE SUPER CREEPY BECAUSE MY CLOTHES ARE IN THERE AND I DON'T WANT A GUY LOOKING AT MY (previously dirty) LAUNDRY!

That is all. Something like this happens each time I do my laundry. I try to initiate small talk and it dies after two or three exchanges. Am I just super awkward or is the wall of dryers that interesting?

[Dervish]

You're foiling his panty raid!

Good job, concerned citizen!

[Aragorn]

It's working.

What you do is ask him if he'd like to try it on. :>

[KnightShade]

Aragorn said
What you do is ask him if he'd like to try it on. :>

This is terrible advice.

Ask him if he'd like to take it off.

[Larfleeze]

You kill him, stuff his body in your dryer, then realise you were the Laundry Thief the whole time. The trauma of this causes you to forget, then the cycle begins again...

[KnightShade]

Larfleeze said
You kill him, stuff his body in your dryer, then realise you were the Laundry Thief the whole time. The trauma of this causes you to forget, then the cycle begins again...

Lol, I imagine him looking from Seba to a dryer that's shaking like mad as blood slowly seeps from under the door. A pale face presses up against the glass, and when he looks back she's moved behind him.

[genghismike]

Seba said
That is all. Something like this happens each time I do my laundry. I try to initiate small talk and it dies after two or three exchanges. Am I just super awkward or is the wall of dryers that interesting?

Depends upon what you're talking about. Every person is different, and I've learned to adjust the topics which I discuss and my general body language to suit the individuals to whom I am speaking to. Most people you can't talk about RP's and video games to because they're kinda slow on that kind of thing.

[scribz]

[Aragorn]

scribz said

Story of my life.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

scribz said

Story of my roommate's life.