My roommate

[Kaga]

Just walked out the door wearing a piece of paper taped over one lens of her glasses and an empty Mountain Dew box over her foot.

I think she's supposed to be a pirate.

[Kaga]

She came back in just now saying "I've been around the whole floor, matey!"

Also I didn't realize this the first time but she took a clothes hanger with her which I think was supposed to be a sword. Or maybe a hook-hand.

[Awson]

That doesn't sound very lady-like.

She should share those drugs.

[Sable]

what a weirdo

did she find your lovingly crafted slashfic yet

[Kaga]

Sable said
what a weirdodid she find your lovingly crafted slashfic yet

I haven't written it yet.