Help Me Write My Grad Blurb

[andromedene]

Pls
I can't do this

[The Nexerus]

"fuck bitches, get money"

[andromedene]

Something tells me that won't make it through the screening process.

[The Nexerus]

Do a quote from the lyrics of a song that you like, then.

[mdk]

Submit the following:

'If you reject my blurb about gay midget porn I'll sue the district.'

[Aragorn]

On a serious note, is there is a specific topic it has to be on? I could be of assistance.

[Sable]

"Out on bail, fresh outta jail, California dreamin’ / Soon as I step on the scene I’m hearin’ hoochies screamin’” – 2pac

[Awson]

"See, I told you I went to school with Nargle! Pretty cool, right?"

[Marik]

“I’m hungry, pass the eggrolls.”

[Jorick]

“Fluorine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur, germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium.”

[Awson]

"Dattebayo."

[aza]

"I've got a raging hardon right now"

[mdk]

Jorick said
“Fluorine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur, germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium.”

saw that picture. That was awesome.

[Gwazi Magnum]

"I'm all out of gum"

[Cpt Toellner]

"Everything you think of, everything you say, everything you do, has been done before."

[Dervish]

"'Lo, there do I see my father.
'Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
'Lo, there do I see the line of my people...
Back to the beginning.
'Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla...
Where the brave...
May live...
...forever."

But you won't do that because you're a lame teenage sparkly vampire.