So there I was, as per usual, floating endlessly through an abyss of infinite darkness. Luckily for me my roommate was tagging along too. She can say some crazy things sometimes, but I'm happy that I get to share my journey with someone so entertaining.
Just recently as we were cruising through outer space she blurted out, "What if one of us gets really gassy? One big fart and we'll be set off course! That would be terrible. You wouldn't want to be here without me, would you?"
To which I replied, "Don't worry. If that ever happens then that big mouth of yours will be enough to put you back on course."
"Who said I would eat the beans? You're the one who like's Mexican food. You're practically an enchilada on legs. Some good those legs are in space, Mrs. Enchilada!"
Just recently as we were cruising through outer space she blurted out, "What if one of us gets really gassy? One big fart and we'll be set off course! That would be terrible. You wouldn't want to be here without me, would you?"
To which I replied, "Don't worry. If that ever happens then that big mouth of yours will be enough to put you back on course."
"Who said I would eat the beans? You're the one who like's Mexican food. You're practically an enchilada on legs. Some good those legs are in space, Mrs. Enchilada!"
