I have found my life purpose

[Mtntopview]

I don't care who says it's impossible, I MUST HAVE ONE AS A PET! (the fish not the human. Ugh, disgusting creatures)

not-so-dead

anyways, I'm off.

[Svenn]

It's not there

[HollywoodMole]

Looks like a real life magikarp.

[Awson]

Maybe you can try drawing some lines on your neck and going to live with it in the ocean.

[Mtntopview]

Awson said
Maybe you can try drawing some lines on your neck and going to live with it in the ocean.

Why would I go to it when I can simply abduct it and place it in a glass cage for the rest of its life?

[Aragorn]

HollywoodMole said
Looks like a real life magikarp.

Too bad it's utterly useless.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Magikarp should evolve into Dragonite, and Dragonair evolve into Gyarados.